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I was going to say...she HAD to have seen the fucking scholng before she took it in right? Why did she not turn it away? This shit gets me, we woman always say how a big dick is better but it really isn't. That cock can fuck you all up. She had to have seen it.
 
Well what the fuck did she think she'd get shopping around on Craigslist?! That's like going to K-mart when you're looking to buy a rolex.

Isn't that kind of more like hitting the Craigslist sex-ad jackpot? I mean, I'd think most of the fine young gentleman looking for love on there probably have a bit less to offer, in that department, and probably life in general. Maybe he should have read this...

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Well, my, my, my, it would seem to me, prudent shoppers would have seen the size, prior to inserting it..well maybe not, casual encounters probably aren't checking for STDs prior to insertion... Buyer's Remorse, stupid bitch.
 
she may not get free medical care in prison.. But i'm sure her cellmates will perform their own inspection ;) ^^ haha, ok that cracked me up.

Btw, how do you guys put 'funny' (etc) rankings to comments? I only have 5 options. *feels bereft* ;)
 
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first, I call bullshit. I doubt he could have rendered her infertile and as a small child you learn what you can and can't fit into your mouth [and older what will fit in any orifice] and since I doubt she was a virgin she coulda seen it and said no. Normal sex wouldn't have caused that kinda problem and if it could have that simple word ahead of time could have prevented it. Secondly, what kinda skank you gotta be to craigslist hookup? seriously. she'[s lucky she wasn't hacked into pieces by some freak.
 
she may not get free medical care in prison.. But i'm sure her cellmates will perform their own inspection ;) ^^ haha, ok that cracked me up.

Btw, how do you guys put 'funny' (etc) rankings to comments? I only have 5 options. *feels bereft* ;)
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Back to the murdered guy with the really big dick and the really raunchy, pos bitch who's trying to get away with murder!
 
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I always say it ain't the size of the tool:eek:, it's the skill with which ya use it;). I can give advice:rolleyes:....but it would be obscene even for me:bag:. <----anybody believe thato_O? yeah:meh:. Didn't think so:nana:.
 
Didn't she see or grab it before actually having sex and notice how big it was? If she's screwing random strangers off Craigslist at 34 most likely this slut has fucked quite a lot of men and unless dude had a king Kong sized dick she probably has dyspepsia (I think that's the right name) and its common for women who have a lot of sex with different partners to get ( its associated a lot with women in the sex trade business and porn stars).Anyway basically the cervix gets damaged over time and becomes inflamed and abnormal and sex eventually becomes too painful. No Dr told this bitch a one night stand with one big dick damaged her cervix for life.
 
Ok You didn't have to fuck him, idiot. (You could have just passed him to me). What a waste. Rip King Dingaling (I'm sorry. I just miss sex)
 
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