Seriously?
My vice principal in HS tried to suspend me when I was recovering from surgery. Said surgery meant I could eat only liquids, was on narcotics and could not speak. I had no energy and as a compromise I attended school every other day (After I fell out of my desk during one class when I was trying to attend more regularly.) The school was notified, my mother spoke with my principal, but apparently no one told bitchface.. I mean.. .the VP (Who was indeed a known bitch.)
She calls me into her office and starts this condescending mini tirade about my attendance and this and that, and I stare at her, because, what the fuck else am I going to do? This did not improve her mood or mine. She started raising her voice because I was daring to ignore her and I started angrily gesturing for a fucking piece of paper and pen. Thankfully the principal walked by, saw her ranting, then saw me, then got this dumbfounded look on his face and asked her why the hell she would treat an ill student that way.
"Because she refuses to answer me!"
"She can't answer you, why do you think she's pointing at your pen? If you'd just given her one she could have answered you." (In her defence, she probably should have been told in advance about me if she wasn't, but that's no excuse for the way she spoke to me.)
It was worth it just to be there for the down-talking she got in front of me. And the profuse apology he gave me in front of her. He was awesome.
I just made this about me. My bad. I started out with the intention of stating how much worse doing that to a student with cancer is.