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Man High On New Street Drug Flakka Impales Himself Thru The Crotch Jumping Police Fence

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A Florida man told police he just smoked Flakka before being impaled while trying to scale the fence around the department.

It’s tough to look at surveillance video that captured Shanard Neely making a run for the spiked fence surrounding the Fort Lauderdale Police Department.

And here’s where you cringe. He tried to scale the fence but didn’t make it! He was impaled by a foot long spike.

“He was just dangling there,” said Asst. Fort Lauderdale Fire Chief Tim Heiser. “There was no way he could have gotten off. It was too high up and nothing to actually leverage himself with.”

Lucky for him, a Fort Lauderdale fire truck was already there gassing up and moments behind it was the tactical response team arrived with a big job ahead of them.

“His one leg was through here,” Fort Lauderdale Fire Tactical Response Lt. Rick Pardo points out on the fence. “The other leg was over here somewhere and his entire upper body was on the opposite side of the fence.”

That spike went all the way through, entering in his thigh near the crotch, exiting on the other side, through the buttocks.

It was a daring rescue using circular saws to cut away the fence. During the rescue, Neely had to remain perfectly still so he didn’t slit an artery and possibly bleed out.

With sparks flying around him, rescuers had him propped up using ladders and a back board, while cutting around him.

Fire rescue captured the moment he was freed on video.

“Nice and easy boys,” we hear someone say. Then the critical moment when he was freed and moved to the stretcher. With the spike still in him, Neely was rushed to Broward Health. Rescuers went in to the emergency room to help doctors cut away everything but the spike.

Despite dangling on a fence for more than 20 minutes, Pardo said Neely was one very fortunate guy. If that spike went in just a little to the left or right, this could have had a very different ending.
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http://miami.cbslocal.com/2015/03/24/exclusive-man-on-flakka-impaled-while-trying-to-climb-fence/
 
Oh Gooodie !!! summer is coming we have a new drug in town .. this is gonna make for some interesting news :rolleyes: Jeezus what happen to smoking a simple joint.!?!
 
Okay, with my husband's previous love of uppers, I'm thanking the Gods right now that he's coming up on 3 years sober...

Yes, there was a time his dumbass would have tried (and probably loved) this drug too, he was a salthead afterall.
 
All I could think of during the video were the words to the song "I Believe I Can Fly" going through the guys head.
 
The video blows. What kind of low quality shit camera is being used? It's more like a slow series of picture stills than actual damn video footage.

If the animation in one of the links is accurate, it impaled him through the thigh, not the crotch. Typical sensationalism over accuracy in the media.
 
Can you imagine what the people in those cars were thinking?
I hope I make it through this next light change before comes back through again! :facepalm:
Oh Lord, not another naked one! :nailbiting:
Mommy, what is that man doing and why is he showing everyone his thingy thing? :eek:
Is that uncle John, oh crap, I hope he doesn't see me? :bag:
Hmmm....that reminds me I need to go to the ABC Store! :playful:
That reminds me I need to go get Mark's Viagra at the drug store. :kiss:<3
I think we'll have sausages tonight. :hungry:
 
Kathy said:
Can you imagine what the people in those cars were thinking?
I hope I make it through this next light change before comes back through again! :facepalm:
Oh Lord, not another naked one! :nailbiting:
Mommy, what is that man doing and why is he showing everyone his thingy thing? :eek:
Is that uncle John, oh crap, I hope he doesn't see me? :bag:
Hmmm....that reminds me I need to go to the ABC Store! :playful:
That reminds me I need to go get Mark's Viagra at the drug store. :kiss:<3
I think we'll have sausages tonight. :hungry:
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Okay.....you just totally lost me. Is your response meant to be on THIS thread?:confused: Did I miss something? :shrug:Im feeling like a complete dumbass right now even asking....but explain this more to me please..:bag:...maybe Im just over tired:pout:. ...If I understand the explanation and your post suddenly makes sense Im soo going to bed. Lol..so....:wait:
 
disgusted4sho said:
Flakka sounds expensive. :greedy: Wonder how many people around here would be looking to buy.....hmmm:spy:

:writer:
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Lol after the meth head necrophiliacs in Tacoma/Lakewood do you really wanna risk making your neighborhood crazier? Nope just no. Sorry you're gonna have to come up with another way to make money off of a fad.
 
Hopefully he was demaged enough to not reproduce ever again.

When I first heard of FLAKKA I thought it was a diet drug. :rolleyes: Flakka means skinny girl, my brother told me that it means that Flakka is going to take you when you start using this drug, Flakka meaning death. o_O
 
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CbabyRKO said:
Lol after the meth head necrophiliacs in Tacoma/Lakewood do you really wanna risk making your neighborhood crazier? Nope just no. Sorry you're gonna have to come up with another way to make money off of a fad.
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:eek::confused::nailbiting:
NO WAY. NOPE! NEVER selling my baby.....hmmmm, but my neighbors have a bunch of 'em, they probably wouldnt notice a couple missing..:watching:.(just the welfare check getting smaller)..hmmm....:writer:.how much are kids going for on the black market, I could double that price..:greedy:.....
NAHHhhh, theys too cute!:wacky: Looks like Im stuck with the meth and "the passing" people...:doctor:.damn its hard to make a pretty lil penny these days..:whistle:...*sigh:yawn::p:angelic:
 
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