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A California middle school employee barricaded herself and several children in a classroom before giving officers a strip show Wednesday, police said.

Linda Lira, a 31-year-old after-school assistant, "began acting bizarrely" and trapped students in a room at Lemon Grove Academy at about 4 p.m., San Diego County Sheriff Lt. Chris May said in a statement .

Her scared students reached out for help using Lira's campus radio, May said.

Other school staff arrived and fought with Lira to release the students inside, May said.

"After students were evacuated, Lira exhibited multiple signs and symptoms of narcotics/hallucinogen use," May said in a statement. "While struggling with other school staff, Lira removed her own clothing as one act in a series of bizarre acts."

When police arrived, Lira undressed and put her clothes back on multiple times in the locked classroom, May said. She turned over desks and threw objects about the room, he said.

Deputies brought her into custody, first bringing her to a hospital for evaluation before booking her into jail the following day.

Lira was charged with 14 counts of child endangerment and 14 counts of false imprisonment.

The Lemon Grove School District has brought in school social workers and therapists for the seventh and eighth grade students.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/cri...ant-strips-classroom-police-article-1.2164316
 
Reminds me of that movie with that one black guy, can't think of his name, pretty popular actor i think, has those weird black person freckles/marks on his cheesk, does a lot of voiceovers, left his wife years back to hook up with his step-niece who they had raised like his own daughter from the age of like 10 but the media gave him a 100% complete pass cuz he's so great, anyways he played a principal of an inner city school and he locks the doors to keep the bad drug dealing kids out and even though it was for a good cause this uppity schoolboard bitch from the show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" gets him arrested over it.

It's like that, except sexier.

Good movie.

Stand by Me is the name i believe. Good stuff. Everyone should seek it out, expeditiously. Not to be confused with Stand and Deliver, also a good movie about innercity youths in school, also featuring a legendary minority actor with marks on his cheeks.
 
Correction, the movie is Lean on Me, not Stand By Me, although i believe they sing the song "Stand By Me" in the movie, which is the source of my confusion along with the similar nature of the titles, albeit the former showcasing a significantly higher degree of dependency.
 
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Reminds me of that movie with that one black guy, can't think of his name, pretty popular actor i think, has those weird black person freckles/marks on his cheesk, does a lot of voiceovers, left his wife years back to hook up with his step-niece who they had raised like his own daughter from the age of like 10 but the media gave him a 100% complete pass cuz he's so great, anyways he played a principal of an inner city school and he locks the doors to keep the bad drug dealing kids out and even though it was for a good cause this uppity schoolboard bitch from the show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" gets him arrested over it.

It's like that, except sexier.

Good movie.

Stand by Me is the name i believe. Good stuff. Everyone should seek it out, expeditiously. Not to be confused with Stand and Deliver, also a good movie about innercity youths in school, also featuring a legendary minority actor with marks on his cheeks.
dementia has set in old chap
a-morgan freeman
b-not stand by me
c-Edward james olmos
 
Thanks, yeah i knew Edward James Olmos was the star of Stand and Deliver, good man, big fan of his.

I think you called me out on my mistake a bit too quick though, as i recovered on my embarrassing title mistake.

Morgan Freeman doesn't sound right though. Think we're both having a case of the "senile moment" on who the star of that one was.
 
Morgan Freeman is the one who hooked up with his step-granddaughter for sure. It really got hushed up, though. He is one shady, shady dude. He used to pay his golf course staff to tell his wife he was golfing, when really he was out banging whores.
 
Hmmm, maybe i had the story right but the actor associated with it wrong. Really don't think it was Freeman in that movie.

I think it was Samuel Jackson now that i think about it.
He's in EVERYTHING.
 
Well that must have been one heck of a freak show. I wish something like that would happen where I work to break up the monotony. The taking off of clothing part, that is.
 
I wish something like that would happen where I work to break up the monotony. The taking off of clothing part,
Nope. I'm looking around at my co-workers and saying "OH HELL NO"!!!

Except for one co-worker, I work with my husband too. He can do a strip tease for us, I'd be just fine seeing that.:D
 
There is not one single person here in my office that I wish would take off their clothes.

I need to hire some new people.
 
I can see her future job interviews...

"Can you tell me why you left your last job?"

"Well, it started like this..."

I'm glad to see they were Jr high kids, not elementary school kids. Most Jr high kids would think something like that was cool.
 
Thanks, yeah i knew Edward James Olmos was the star of Stand and Deliver, good man, big fan of his.

I think you called me out on my mistake a bit too quick though, as i recovered on my embarrassing title mistake.

Morgan Freeman doesn't sound right though. Think we're both having a case of the "senile moment" on who the star of that one was.
Morgan Freeman is indeed the actor that you are referring to.
 
This was Jr. high students....until I get more info...I'm going to reserve judgement. Not saying she didn't ingest whatever it is her self....but it wouldn't be the first time we've heard about jr. high snowflakes putting something in a teachers beverage.
 
Reminds me of that movie with that one black guy, can't think of his name, pretty popular actor i think, has those weird black person freckles/marks on his cheesk, does a lot of voiceovers, left his wife years back to hook up with his step-niece who they had raised like his own daughter from the age of like 10 but the media gave him a 100% complete pass cuz he's so great, anyways he played a principal of an inner city school and he locks the doors to keep the bad drug dealing kids out and even though it was for a good cause this uppity schoolboard bitch from the show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" gets him arrested over it.

Lynn Thigpen? She passed away years ago.
 
I'm just glad that whatever hallucination she was having compelled her to 'protect' the students rather than seeing these poor kids as 'demons' that she had to kill or some shit!
Hopefully these kids won't be traumatized & will someday be able to look back on this as the time the teacher got high & nekid! Way better than any teacher story I have from my middle school years!
 
Why does every little thing traumatize kids so much these days? I remember when I was in the 2 grade and on a Sunday before school a guy (or guys) who was running from the cops broke into my school (very rural) and somehow or another cut himself (possibly on glass from climbing thru the window) and smeared blood all over everything he passed. At one point he was hiding in the girl's bathroom. How did I even know about this, you ask, since I could only have been about 6-7 (1964-65) years old? Because no one thought to clean up the bathroom and remove the blood that was smeared all over everything in there. The teachers even told us what happened. I don't remember ever being scared that guy was going to come back.

Or maybe something is wrong with me, I don't know.
 
Why does every little thing traumatize kids so much these days? I remember when I was in the 2 grade and on a Sunday before school a guy (or guys) who was running from the cops broke into my school (very rural) and somehow or another cut himself (possibly on glass from climbing thru the window) and smeared blood all over everything he passed. At one point he was hiding in the girl's bathroom. How did I even know about this, you ask, since I could only have been about 6-7 (1964-65) years old? Because no one thought to clean up the bathroom and remove the blood that was smeared all over everything in there. The teachers even told us what happened. I don't remember ever being scared that guy was going to come back.

Or maybe something is wrong with me, I don't know.
Why Cubby?
Because it was this Linda Lira:eek:
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And not THIS one :(

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I'm with you @cubby - Wth have we done to today's kids with the slightest thing "traumatizing" the fragile, little buttercups?

Here's my list (grades 7-9):
"Corporal Punishment" aka "Swats" with the "Board of Education" the Shop teacher made, homemade pipe bombs blowing up the toilets in the guy's bathroom, firecrackers being thrown in the girl's locker room and bottle rockets screaming down the hallways, GUYS being thrown in the girl's locker room, knock-down, drag-out fights in the middle of the hallways which started with two kids and ended up in a melee dogpile, lesbian gym teacher fired for groping naked girls in the showers after class, ambulances being called to haul off the losers of the fights at least twice a year, burning porn in the Science room trash can, the Shop teacher knocking up our StuCo President in 9th grade (they actually got married), kids falling out of their seats from tripping LSD in Civics class, a RACE RIOT from busing issues that made the national news, smoking dope in the back of the Music room with the windows open, the usual bullies who were being bullied at home beating up the usual victims who didn't fit in, the pregnant girls in jr. high, "Mean Girls" taking over all the bathrooms between classes just waiting to beat somebody ass, kids busting out school windows and pouring sugar in the gas tank of the bitch of an Algebra teacher we all hated, the FOOD fights...Shall I go on, lmao?

Hell, I'd have paid GOOD MONEY to be there and see that shit! :hilarious: :hilarious: :hilarious:
 
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Yeah? Well, in my day we were traumatized by being told our city was one of the top ten targets of Russia, and we had routine duck and cover drills so we wouldn't forget to be afraid. I would cringe every time I heard a plane fly over. In 1962 I sat in gym class watching a live tv news broadcast wondering if the Russians would back down or if this would be the beginning of the nuclear war we so feared. The next year JFK was assassinated. Then Bobby. Then we watched our male high school classmates being drafted and sent off to Viet Nam and wondered if they'd come back or not. My parent's generation had to deal with the great depression, WWII, and Korea. So life is like a box of chocolates in that there's something to traumatize everyone.
 
I remember the "duck and cover" drills from the first grade. I lived (and still do) in a very small town that nothing ever happened in, usually, so not a lot to be traumatized by. In high school we had alot of bomb threats called in and we got to spend the rest of the day goofing off on the football field while they searched lockers with search dogs and the ones who wouldn't unlock their lockers had them forced open or the locks cut off. After the second one we (the kids only) found out who was making the calls. As far as I know he was never caught at it.

We also had the usual drunk kids at school, kids making out in their cars in the parking lot, pregnant girls, bullies, strange teachers. Our principal's nickname was "Cowbell Sheets", because right after the school started one year the electronic bell system broke down he would stand at the end of each hall and ring a cowbell to end each class.

The principal also wanted to be progressive and he allowed a new guy, who transferred in from California, to have a 10 minute radio show every morning during home room to announce current events and news of interest to high schoolers until the morning he shocked everyone by announcing that Elton John had just came out as gay. This was about 1975, you just didn't talk about such things in mixed company and definitely not at school on the PA system, LOL!!! The look on my 90 year old home room teacher when she heard that! He didn't get to make anymore announcements after that. Yeah we had fun and I only have good memories. No one ever told me I should have been traumatized so I didn't know I should have been.
 
What is fucking wrong with teachers these days? I know kids can be stressful little assholes sometimes, but fucking them, bullying them, abusing them, killing yourself in the classroom, and trippin balls in front off them-all bad choices. Maybe quit while your ahead, and find a different job hmmm?
 
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