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The stars of a charity calendar are in their 80s and 90s, but that didn't stop the men and women from an assisted living facility in Ohio from showing a little skin.

Miss March, who's 88, wears a green top hat and not much else in the calendar from Pleasant Pointe Assisted Living, and the centerfolds are two women in their 90s who seem to be playing poker with strategically placed oversize cards.

Flip to February and you'll see a smiling, white-haired Dottie Rutter soaking in a bubble bath and flower petals, with chocolates and lingerie nearby.

At 87, she's the same age as the youngest of three models standing in the cover photo, where their bare feet and shoulders peek out from behind a banner they hold advertising the Barberton facility and the affiliated Pleasant View Health Care Center.

It reads: "Pleasant View, Pleasant Pointe."

Another resident in the calendar is covered only by a large exercise ball.

Administrator Teresa Morris told The Akron Beacon Journal (http://bit.ly/1x0K3x3) that the residents were clearly having fun the morning the photos were taken.

"The residents were like 20-year-olds — giggling, and having the time of their lives," Morris said. "I do not believe the elderly should just sit around staring at each other. I want a fun environment where I challenge them and they challenge me."

Money from the $12 calendars goes toward a fund providing shoes for children in the local schools in the city of Barberton.

http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/grandma-centerfold-rest-home-bares-calendar-29988186
 
I think it's awesome!

That said I don't want to own or see the pictures but I think the participants are badass.
 
Thank god photos were not included with this article.

Hey now, I think it's a pretty cool idea and it's for a great cause. It sounds like they're tastefully done instead of the standard Nekkid Ol' Lady fare.

Speaking of, I've seen some very attractive senior Seniors (incl. a 104 y.o. fiesty, li'l woman whose boobies were still so perky and cute they could pass for 25 :nurse: <---- nurse, not a perv), but for some reason, they weren't exactly the ones that popped up when I plugged "Sexy Old Ladies" into the search engines and the Granny Porn jump out at me. For anyone who thinks the female sex drive dies when you're eligible for Medicare, try that shit on for size... :joyful:

I'm all about maintaining/promoting a healthy sex life throughout the lifespan, but the image sheets that came up on my screen while I was looking for a cute pic for this story, the word "Yargh," doesn't even begin to cover half of it, lol. :facepalm:
 
Ah hell, they're only going to do it once- I'm glad they had fun.... I would donate, but not want the calendar lol :p

Changed my mind, I want 3 for each son. LOL
 
What's really going on at the old folks home?!

I'd totally buy a stack and give them out to people as gifts.
 
Thank you @thebooblady
That was awesome, especially seeing the smile on their faces! This absolutely was so tastefully done, and it makes me happy that they had this chance to feel young and beautiful again <3

Oh, and I'm sure the male models enjoyed it as well!!
 
I'd need to see some full spreads and not just some real artistic, stylish, softcore bullshit before i purchased one.
 
Yeah, did I mention I have worked in a nursing home. I haven't, have I?

Bam.
Maybe. I don't spend all my time keeping detailed dossiers of everyone's life story, though, and I figured someone might find it amusing. I know I did, even though I work with the sick, old, and dead.
 
Maybe. I don't spend all my time keeping detailed dossiers of everyone's life story, though, and I figured someone might find it amusing. I know I did, even though I work with the sick, old, and dead.

I found it 95% on the money. That is actually the first time I have ever mentioned it. I was being precocious, love.:kiss:
 
I found it 95% on the money. That is actually the first time I have ever mentioned it. I was being precocious, love.:kiss:
Sorry about that. I'm on some heavy meds for bronchitis, and apparently my reading comprehension is suffering for it. I reread my response, and it sounded way meaner than the lighthearted snark I'd intended.
 
I've got a rant around here somewhere where some facilities and hospitals still require nursing staff to "intervene" and "stop" sexual activity between consensual, unmarried seniors and regular patients in hospitals and "report" it.

Hell, as long as everyone's safe (in long term care and asst'd living) and no one's getting any of the IVs/lines/probes/electrodes/apparatus', etc., tangled up or impeded, I've not only quietly shut the door with a smile (in nsg homes), I've actually helped couples sneak in a quickie or get some "alone time" in their hosp. rooms, lol.

Unless there's a genuine threat/risk to the person's health, or the sex isn't consensual between both parties (i.e., dementia pts., etc. who can't give consent), I think it's stupid AF to have to "stop it and report" it. :rolleyes:
 
I've actually helped couples sneak in a quickie or get some "alone time" in their hosp. rooms, lol.

You mentioned elsewhere your lifelong dream was to be a madame at a brothel. Sounds like you came pretty close, only missed the money exchange(or did you? prob could have gotten some tips of some sort, piece of hard candy, maybe a werthers original out of it).
 
You mentioned elsewhere your lifelong dream was to be a madame at a brothel. Sounds like you came pretty close, only missed the money exchange(or did you? prob could have gotten some tips of some sort, piece of hard candy, maybe a werthers original out of it).

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Stop it. I'm trying to find a link for you gd it! :hilarious: :hilarious:
 
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