I'm carolinablue. How do you do?
ok!now I know you're married and have a sick sense of humor...BUT YOU DON'T GET OFF THAT EASY! Oh noooooo! Got any kids? Want some?...I have 3 grandsons, 5 and 3 year old twins.I have elebenty million cats and two sorta-dogs (4 feet and a tail, otherwise they think they're human and I'm their slave.) You can have some of them too!
Now, I am the absolute ruler of D'D, but I am a benevolent despot. You will start off as one of my hoes, then you MAYbe promoted to minion! You must follow me around and give me awesomes. A little money would help too. I imagine things are pretty cheap down in Aussie-land, so send me money! The lovely fellow who provides me with "arthritis medicine" ain't doing it out of charity. You will revel in my toasted posts...long, rambling posts which divulge entirely too much about my personal life. Some members ran away screaming when I joined; I think most of 'em are over at Websluts.
Beware of every single bitch and bastard on this site (except me); they ALL have police records and are dangerous to your mental health. Morbid MUST be avoided at all costs! He hasn't changed his clothes since 2008; you need a HazMat respirator with supplied air just to tak to him. Nobody DOES, of course, because he's 2 steps above brain dead and slipping fast. He possesses a couch so rancid and disgusting that it's been declared a national security problem. Poor Jaded, his cohort in asstardery, is in the hospital with syphilorrhea, she has huge infected lesions all over her hiney. Wetold her to stay away from that thing, but NOOOOO! she just had to go cuddle her honey on the suppurating, greasy thing. NOW she's sorry. The CDC is stumped.
Watch out for Krystal, she's my partner in crime! Along with Forensic. Now we do have our very own troll! Jack Burton! If he doesn't offend you on yoour first day, just be patient!
rod2pop is my man whore, and he loves it! He's outside right now listening for the Horney Horn to sound...he has his...ummm...DUTIES to fulfil.
The dog is nomming my toes, a cat just busted out my last screen window. Another one is sleeping in the fruit bowl. I must restore order!