Need Your Phone Charged? Masturbate!

[Sudonim]

The energy crisis could be over – after Pornhub tapped into one of the world’s great unused reservoirs of energy.

Yep – the furious wrists of internet masturbators, many of whom are (of course) glued to Pornhub.

Ever keen to stay classy, Pornhub has called their gizmo the ‘Wankband’.

The site urges users to ‘Create dirty energy,’ by wearing the Wankband while, ah, self-pleasuring – and has urged users to come up with their own ideas using the hashtag #wankband.

The wrist-mounted gadget contains a kinetic charger that can be used to power up gadgets such as iPhones.

Pornhub says, ‘Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment. At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself.’

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/27/wankb...harnesses-the-energy-of-masturbation-5081633/

 

[Forensicwx]

Save the Earth! More self pleasure, lower utility bills. Win! Win....

 

[BostonBurns]

Shit, I could sell my excess back to the electric company

 

[SpQa]

I'll be a millionaire! and happy!

 

[JackBurton]

Is this for real? I'm impressed some low rent shit site like pornhub could come up with something like this, let alone produce it and put it to market.

Women will still be left putting their phones on vibrate and stuffing it up their poons while hoping for a phone call. Pornhub still has some work to do if they want to increase the demographic.

 

[Pete Bondurant]

My cellular telephone is nuclear powered, so I don't have to worry about re-charging.

 

[Cassidy]

Masturbate to produce energy, to use that energy to watch more porn?

 

[Podargus]

I like it.

Wanking for the whales