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:sorry: :sorry: :sorry: Gee, I was sorta secretly hoping y'all would want to come to K.C. so we could go *by Metro bus* (sorry, none w/o bullet holes at the moment) to visit the all the major league gang bosses (I can teach y'all to read gang graffiti!), then tour Max and Medium at Lansing State Pen. (or the jail, same crowd, just rowdier) and we can stare at the multiple-murderers, rapists, and psychos (I have friends there - Imma "home grrl" :smug:) then go get beat up at our newest Casino and hotel.

After that, we can pop over the state line (you gotta step over a few dead bodies ppl keep dumping back and forth, but they're usually still pretty fresh) and get drunk and mugged by guys that can't even afford a gun, go kick a few Skid Row bums and watch them barf before they ask you for a cigarette and a dollar, and get harrassed by all the smelly "Will work for food" (money) crackheads and methmonkeys at the stoplights. They're really friendly. They come right up to your car windows so you don't have to walk. It's fun to watch people hand them a value meal then watch them try to sell it to the next car, those silly billies, but they'll usually nom it if it's Taco Bell (they really love those "Fourth Meals" :) ). And you can also get half-priced food stamp cards. Score!

Oh, and before y'all have to leave, we can spend a whole day talking to the working girls and guys. I know ALL the best strolls where the all the nicest working girls, trannies and flamers hang out and they give you Dentyne and Doublemint and Breath Savers! The ones that work outside the Lyric Opera House, though, they have Jolly Ranchers. Mmmmm.:hungry: It's always funny to chat with one whose tongue is blue raspberry blue. Makes you wonder if they blew a Smurf. :happy:

Aw well, maybe next year... :arghh:
 
hmmmm...KC sounds like my kinda place! We can all stay with gate! It'll be one big sleepover! How many bathrooms you have? I'll bet you're a good cook too; you know how us ladies like our noms. You can rent a van to haul us around in.
And just think how impressed your neighbors will be when we all show up staggering around hootin' an hollerin'! You'll be famous; everywhere you go people will say, "Hey! Thats gatekeeper! He just got outta jail; he got 6 months for having a loud, wild, drunken party with a bunch of whores!"
It'll be fun!
 
And no one even considered Cleveland? October is great for haunted houses, or in our case, daring drives through the streets of East Cleveland. Here, the creeps and monsters are for real! :vamp:

Unless we get a financial windfall, there's about a nil chance I'll be able to make it to NOLA. Booo.... :(
 
Unless we get a financial windfall, there's about a nil chance I'll be able to make it to NOLA.
We drove from PA to LA in October of last year, it cost us about $125 in gas. Flying was to expensive for us, still is but driving while it was tiring and looooong it sure was affordable.

Just throwing that out there;):D
 
We drove from PA to LA in October of last year, it cost us about $125 in gas. Flying was to expensive for us, still is but driving while it was tiring and looooong it sure was affordable.

Just throwing that out there;):D

I'm just thinking of food/alcohol/housing costs. We don't have the budget for another trip this year. :(
 
I'm just thinking of food/alcohol/housing costs. We don't have the budget for another trip this year. :(
I forget about that part. The Hubby has family in LA so those costs would be minimal for us, we just have to worry about getting there and back, and taking the time off work. That's our hard part, we don't have vacation or sick time, if we miss work we don't get paid, that's our struggle with vacationing.
 
we don't have vacation or sick time, if we miss work we don't get paid, that's our struggle with vacationing.
That is the exact issue I have. The trip itself, no issue, suppose I could just do the weekend, but sucks to go to NO and only spend a weekend.
 
LOL! @carolinablue , that actually sounds like a hoot! I love havin' cump' ney! I only have three bedrooms, two baths now, but there's two queens and a king, and I got gobs of floor space, four plushy sleeping bags and lots of comfy bedding and blankies.

You nailed it, ma'am, sir! I love to cook for people who love to eat, and any other demonites who wanna show off their hometown culinary skills, it's open kitchen and our Farmer's Market is to die for. I got two, count 'em TWO full sets of cookware, a Salad Master set with all the goodies and a 54 year old set of Prudential Ware bought with S & H green stamps that's still in perfect shape, plus some great cast iron goodies to boot.

And f**k my neighbors ('cept the 98 y.o. one in the hospital who've they've decided is gonna have to go into a nsg. home :( ). They can either bring booze for the open bar and hang, or grab some earplugs and pull their shades down in case any boobies happen to fall out here and there. That, or we can just have a nakey bonfire and weenie roast in the backyard (I'll farm the kiddo out, yw, lol) My neighborhood's pretty nice and well-behaved, but I gots plenty o' lead shooters handy, a big Case Bowie knife that'll shave the hair off a frog, and a "Bush Whacker" machete with the promise of power. We can be combat ready in five minutes flat, General, sir! *sal-ute!* :D

***On a more serious note, I know it's a bit far ahead for this and things are subject to change, but for anyone going who would/may be driving down (or across), mind making a preemptory, tentative appearance so we'll have a guestimate on how many vehicles we'll have available to help cut the cost of rentals? I love my topless Cabriolet, but it only holds four comfortably, so I'd rather rent a mini van that seats 6-8 with a little cargo space. Anyone else that may be able to go know yet if you're gonna be driving? Map say it's 850mi. for me to NO city line, but I know I can shave at least a 2-3 hrs. off their 13+ hr. estimate based on 55 mph b/c of the 70 mph stretches.
 
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I'm extending my very humble home out to whomever @Nell and @Athena refer.

My children will be there. As well as Mr.Sky.

There will be a couch, bunk beds, and the floor. My family will just pile in our king bed.
 
As it stands currently, I am planning on dragging my husband along, in which case we will be hoteling as well. However, the nature of my husband's work may disallow him, and I might take you up on some couch space. Either way, I'd love to spend some time visiting at the house and meeting the whole fam damily. :)
 
As it stands currently, I am planning on dragging my husband along, in which case we will be hoteling as well. However, the nature of my husband's work may disallow him, and I might take you up on some couch space. Either way, I'd love to spend some time visiting at the house and meeting the whole fam damily. :)
It's funny you say that. My little girl peeks over my shoulder sometimes and recognizes her name.
She always wants to know who this other broad is with her name.:shifty:
 
Can I get a tentative head count? I'm trying to pull some things together for y'all's arrival. I want to make sure I get enough for everyone.

<3
 
I'll get all y'all hoes drunk and have ALL y'all flashing your tits! Then we'll get hauled off by NOLA cops and stuck in a holding cell. If a trip to NO doesn't result in gaining 10 pounds and getting arrested, you didn't have enough fun![/QUOTE
I think I love you
 
Can I get a tentative head count? I'm trying to pull some things together for y'all's arrival. I want to make sure I get enough for everyone.

<3
I can't say for sure yet whether I can or not. I'm only gonna be able to if work is good for me like last summer. But as of now with work being so slow I wouldn't have the funds to go AND enjoy myself. So put me down as maybe. :)
 
*pokes head up* I shood have uhnuff time on th' books by then that good lord willin' an' the creek don't rise, y'all'll problly git tuh hear me tawk lack this if I decide tuh take an extra bluhd pressure peeuhl an' throw back a couple with ya. An' I caint smoke it, but I shur do lack the smeull uh them good ol' weeds a burnin' even if it smeulls lack it came outta skunk's ass. :p

Of course, my particular ability to partake in the social practice of imbiding will certainly be directly dependent upon and proportional to the then current biophysiological status of said interior sanguinal pressures, in which case I shall likely be a skosh more cultured and subsequently self-remanded to using my acquired Northern-speak, sans my natural Southernisms. :D
 
*pokes head up* I shood have uhnuff time on th' books by then that good lord willin' an' the creek don't rise, y'all'll problly git tuh hear me tawk lack this if I decide tuh take an extra bluhd pressure peeuhl an' throw back a couple with ya. An' I caint smoke it, but I shur do lack the smeull uh them good ol' weeds a burnin' even if it smeulls lack it came outta skunk's ass. :p

Of course, my particular ability to partake in the social practice of imbiding will certainly be directly dependent upon and proportional to the then current biophysiological status of said interior sanguinal pressures, in which case I shall likely be a skosh more cultured and subsequently self-remanded to using my acquired Northern-speak, sans my natural Southernisms. :D
I really hope I get to go. Cant wait to meet ya. Actually the whole lot of you demonites.... I'll probably be laughing so hard cause you all are so funny, I just hope I don't piss myself doing so in front any of you. Heaven knows I've shot foods and liquids out my nose while reading comments far too many times, who knows what will shoot out when I get to see your expressions when you all say your funny things...
 
I really hope I get to go. Cant wait to meet ya. Actually the whole lot of you demonites.... I'll probably be laughing so hard cause you all are so funny, I just hope I don't piss myself doing so in front any of you. Heaven knows I've shot foods and liquids out my nose while reading comments far too many times, who knows what will shoot out when I get to see your expressions when you all say your funny things...

LOL! I hope we all get to hang out, too! I'll probably be lmao at everyone right along with you so let's sit beside each other and I'll make sure I grab plenty Depends "Discreets" super thin liners from wor...I mean,er...um, from WalMart, yeah, just in case we can't get to the Ladies Room quick enough. I'll just slide ya one under the table in a napkin.

As for things shooting out of your mouth, I'll grab us a box of blue masks, too. If they clash with your outfit, forget the masks. I've gotten pretty good at dodging flying foodstuffs over the years, lol. <3 I'm pretty animated when I speak, so just tip me off if you see any guys in the white uniforms coming and I'll switch to my prim and proper, cultured intellectual alter (esp. if we have demonites dancing on the tables). Just make sure there aren't any straws around when the nice transport guys pass by b/c they'll surely end up with nice, fat, juicy spitballs in the backs of their heads. ;D
 
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"I grab plenty Depends "Discreets" super thin liners from wor...I mean,er...um, from WalMart, yeah, just in case we can't get to the Ladies Room quick enough. I'll just slide ya one under the table in a napkin."


<3<3:hilarious::hilarious:<3<3
^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^
 
Come to NOLA! I know how to cook, and everyone can sleepover. But, I only have one bathroom. I'm sure we could work out a schedule...
 
same here, plus would probably be able to couch surf after the first night [not gonna pop up after not seeing or talkin to someone for a couple years, lol]

We'd probably arrive a couple of days early to do a couple of M&G's with some other groups... :whistle:
 
Come to NOLA! I know how to cook, and everyone can sleepover. But, I only have one bathroom. I'm sure we could work out a schedule...
would help cook and clean and sleeps well on the floor! can also stay at anotrher friends house and find out how far neighbors relatives live from everything and hit up my cousin to call people to see other potentials
 
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