LOL!
@carolinablue , that actually sounds like a hoot! I love havin' cump' ney! I only have three bedrooms, two baths now, but there's two queens and a king, and I got gobs of floor space, four plushy sleeping bags and lots of comfy bedding and blankies.
You nailed it, ma'am, sir! I love to cook for people who love to eat, and any other demonites who wanna show off their hometown culinary skills, it's open kitchen and our Farmer's Market is to die for. I got two, count 'em TWO full sets of cookware, a Salad Master set with all the goodies and a 54 year old set of Prudential Ware bought with S & H green stamps that's still in perfect shape, plus some great cast iron goodies to boot.
And f**k my neighbors ('cept the 98 y.o. one in the hospital who've they've decided is gonna have to go into a nsg. home
). They can either bring booze for the open bar and hang, or grab some earplugs and pull their shades down in case any boobies happen to fall out here and there. That, or we can just have a nakey bonfire and weenie roast in the backyard (I'll farm the kiddo out, yw, lol) My neighborhood's pretty nice and well-behaved, but I gots plenty o' lead shooters handy, a big Case Bowie knife that'll shave the hair off a frog, and a "Bush Whacker" machete with the promise of power. We can be combat ready in five minutes flat, General, sir! *sal-ute!*
***On a more serious note, I know it's a bit far ahead for this and things are subject to change, but for anyone going who would/may be driving down (or across), mind making a preemptory, tentative appearance so we'll have a guestimate on how many vehicles we'll have available to help cut the cost of rentals? I love my topless Cabriolet, but it only holds four comfortably, so I'd rather rent a mini van that seats 6-8 with a little cargo space. Anyone else that may be able to go know yet if you're gonna be driving? Map say it's 850mi. for me to NO city line, but I know I can shave at least a 2-3 hrs. off their 13+ hr. estimate based on 55 mph b/c of the 70 mph stretches.