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If At First You Don't Succeed Chop Off The Penis Again

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A jilted wife has been arrested amid reports she chopped off her cheating husband's penis twice.

According to reports in China, two-timing dad-of-five Fan Lung, 32, used his wife's phone to send lover Zhang Hung, 21, a saucy email from his marital home in Shangqiu.

But he forgot to log out of his account and his stunned wife, Feng, 30, came across the message along with several others, which sent her flying into a rage.
Furious, she's said to have grabbed a pair of scissors and stormed into their bedroom, where he was sleeping, and snipped off his manhood.

Fan was rushed to hospital, where the organ was sewn back on.

However, Feng is then reported to have sneaked back into her husband's hospital room and cut off his penis for a second time, this time throwing it out of a window.

A hospital spokesman said: "The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital.
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/jilted-wife-chopped-husbands-penis-4969780
This is brought to you by the letter P for persistent penis parting .
 
sugarfree irony said:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/jilted-wife-chopped-husbands-penis-4969780
This is brought to you by the letter P for persistent penis parting .
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Yikes and ouch! Apparently the woman he was cheating with is planning on marrying him and his penis was gobbled up by a stray. She's cool with him "losing his fertility." From the link above:

Doctors and police officers combed the area outside but failed to find the man’s missing member. They believed it may have been taken by a stray dog or cat.

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"He is now in a stable condition but is extremely emotionally distraught."

Fan’s lover who arrived at the hospital said she planned to marry him as soon as she could.

She said: "It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility, he has five children already."​
 
Ah she gave him five children then he cheated , that explains her persistence somewhat . I'm amazed he was able to get out of bed chase her to the parking lot and fight after having reattachment surgery then having it cut off again . I'd think he'd be curled up in pain ?
 
When I was younger I did some terrible things to guys that did me wrong, but damn! Fuck. Now I've got that damn weenie whack song stuck in my head.
 
:crack:

I know, I know, a bit much for cheating. Embarrass him, use one of cb's ideas to make him ill but disfiguring him is a bit much, BUT I still find it funny. Emailed the mistress from his wife's phone and is too stupid to cover his tracks then she cuts it off TWICE, yep, that's just funny to me.

Wonder if the mistress still wants him now?:whistle:
 
Krystal said:
:crack:

I know, I know, a bit much for cheating. Embarrass him, use one of cb's ideas to make him ill but disfiguring him is a bit much, BUT I still find it funny. Emailed the mistress from his wife's phone and is too stupid to cover his tracks then she cuts it off TWICE, yep, that's just funny to me.

Wonder if the mistress still wants him now?:whistle:
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She's marrying him, lol.
 
My guess is he isn't really in a marrying mood. But he may go ahead and marry her...because he's probably afraid no other woman will have him. I hope he doesn't marry her. Do they have five kids together? Or from previous relationship(s)
 
Maybe she's not into fucking but likes the company
I knew a couple only had sex once and they had been married for years
 
biteme said:
I knew a couple only had sex once and they had been married for years
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One of em is gay. They likely engage in some sort of open activities you don't know about.

Disgusting so many people find this funny. If a man had brutalized and disfigured a woman who cheated on him in some of the most horrific and worst ways possible, nobody would be laughing or cracking jokes. Shameful.
 
JackBurton said:
One of em is gay. They likely engage in some sort of open activities you don't know about.

Disgusting so many people find this funny. If a man had brutalized and disfigured a woman who cheated on him in some of the most horrific and worst ways possible, nobody would be laughing or cracking jokes. Shameful.
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WHY YOU POOP ON ME? Just so you know, I never did anything to harm their manhood. The worst I've ever done is pee in his Rogaine bottle.
 
JackBurton said:
One of em is gay. They likely engage in some sort of open activities you don't know about.

Disgusting so many people find this funny. If a man had brutalized and disfigured a woman who cheated on him in some of the most horrific and worst ways possible, nobody would be laughing or cracking jokes. Shameful.
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I crack jokes about things that are completely inappropriate all the time.

Like the fact that every time you post, I read it in Jack Burton's voice.
I adore you for that.
 
I also find humor in the most inappropriate things. I am sure if the roles were reversed I would still find this a bit comical.
I hate cheaters no matter the gender
 
A DJ mentioned this story & remarked just how much trust men put in women when it comes to being anywhere near their penis. I mean, blowjobs. That takes a LOT of trust if you think about it.

Was he asleep when she came back a second time?? Because....did he think he was safe? Really?
 
JackBurton said:
One of em is gay. They likely engage in some sort of open activities you don't know about.

Disgusting so many people find this funny. If a man had brutalized and disfigured a woman who cheated on him in some of the most horrific and worst ways possible, nobody would be laughing or cracking jokes. Shameful.
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You think they've all turned gay

Nearly 50 per cent of Japanese adults 'not having sex'
Tired and can't-be-bothered couples are failing to reproduce, worsening the nation's population decline

Of the men interviewed, 48.3 said they had not had sex for a month, while 50.1 per cent of women had abstained. Both figures were up about 5 percentage points from the previous study, conducted in 2012.

Asked why they were not having sex, 21.3 per cent of the married men claimed they were too fatigued after work while 15.7 per cent replied that they were no longer interested in sex after their wives gave birth.

Among the women, 23.8 per cent said sex was "bothersome" and 17.8 blamed being tired from work.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...r-cent-of-Japanese-adults-not-having-sex.html
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biteme said:
Nearly 50 per cent of Japanese adults 'not having sex'
Tired and can't-be-bothered couples are failing to reproduce, worsening the nation's population decline
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No, japan is different. Have you seen Japanese men? Can you blame the women for not wanting to bang them? Not all women are into the super feminine, girly boy look.

And as far as the male aversion goes, they're a twisted fucked up culture, always have been. It shouldn't be a surprise that japanese men care more about work, vending machine schoolgirl panties, and tentacle porn than fucking some sweet, crooked tooth japanese poon.
 
He is being offered a role in a porn flick .
BangYouLater explain: ‘Although from an outside perspective it may seem cruel, we believe there is no better form of sexual therapy than having sex on camera for money.’
They go on: ‘We’re offering to pay Mr. Lung a generous sum for the exclusive rights to a future sex tape of him getting consensually freaky with his young supportive mistress.’
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http://metro.co.uk/2015/01/29/man-w...f-twice-has-been-offered-a-porn-role-5041245/
 
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