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Christina Searcy Admits To Hiding Pipe In Her Prison Wallet, But Uh Oh, It's Stuck

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"A redfaced Texas woman ended up in an ER after a meth pipe she hid in her genitals during a drugs bust got stuck.

Christina Searcy stuffed the tube into her vagina after the van she was traveling in with three pals was pulled over by a Montgomery County deputy on Friday, reports the Houston Chronicle.

"Searcy then also admitted to having a pipe hidden in her genitals. But when she tried to remove the device, she found it was lodged.

The 36-year-old was rushed to Kingwood Emergency Room where doctors successfully took out the tube, which later also tested positive for meth."

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/natio...ors-remove-meth-pipe-vagina-article-1.2086427
 
Bit rough for 36, but some makeup would prob make a world of difference. Really doesn't look that bad for a meth addict, at least not one worthless enough to pipe her poon.
 
I only read to figure out if "prison wallet" meant what I thought it meant.

It does.

How embarrassing would that be? To have to tell someone, "Hey, don't mean to inconvenience you, but. . . Um. . . There's a meth pipe stuck in my vagina. If we could get that out. . . Uh. . . Now. . . That would be super."
 
RobotSocks said:
I only read to figure out if "prison wallet" meant what I thought it meant.

It does.

How embarrassing would that be? To have to tell someone, "Hey, don't mean to inconvenience you, but. . . Um. . . There's a meth pipe stuck in my vagina. If we could get that out. . . Uh. . . Now. . . That would be super."
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I dunno, guess it would be better than a gerbil up the butt but still [South Parks Limmiwinks episode was a classic tell me that song doesn't get stuck in your head after you watch it] I still don't understand these women using their snatch as a stash and I guess this one wasn't the black hole of the one that got a damn gun up her twat and apparently was able to get it back out now that one took the cake and the pie:eek:
 
QUITE: Pipe tested positive for meth.......

Probably would test positive for quite a few other things!:wideyed:
 
Next time she should start bringing some WD-40 so she won't have so much trouble getting it out. I'm sure that was the first time in along time anything has been in her cooter voluntarily.
 
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