Muahahahaha:crack:! Now we gotcha
! I am the queen of this site
. Morbid used to be king
, but I drowned him in a butt of Malmasy
. He was pretty much an asshole anyway
.
As my first royal edict to you
, you must send me a $20 bill or face my wrath
.. NO-fucking-body wants to face my wrath
!
You will start off as a manwhore
and, upon proving yourself worthy
, you will be promoted to minion.
I may name a cat after you
. Beware of everyone on this site
; this is where bad trolls
and tards
wind up after being kicked off
every fucking site on the innernets
.
Morbid :devil:is confined to a CDC hospital
; he has an entirely new and never before seen STD
. It's so virulent it jumps off his sofa
and chases you down
.
I wouuld introduce you to the rest of the members
, but I am just back from a 5 year old's birthday party
and I'm still twitching.
x1,000,000.