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I have been cruising this forum for about 2 years now, so I guess I'll join. I've never been a member of a forum and it always seemed like a lot of social work. I'm not very good at keeping up with social media even, which is odd because it is where my contemporaries thrive. But I really wanna read the rest of the pages from the lady who put her kid in the dog kennel tho! That just keeps getting more bizarre

And I like this guy -> :spy: He knows what's going on.

Hello to all!
 
That is fair. I shall start the feet wetting process: I am a 28 yo female with a new baby girl. Jaded is my favorite contributor, (that seems so bizarre to type out). I have a husband and way too many fucking cats. Living in the big middle of all the ruckus that is HOUSTON and love/loathing it.
 
Welcome, welcome; all are welcome! Jaded is crazy about dwarf porn; be sure to find some on der interwebs and send it to her. She's out on bail and needs cheering up. I am perfectly harmless, no matter what members may tell you. I have a piece of paper from my shrink saying I'm not crazy...anymore. I have about elebenty million cats and they rule the house. They sleep on my head.

Don't forget to send me a $20 bill. It's a rule here. THEN you will become one of my hoes or a minion! Wanna cat?
 
TY! Glad you like it! You're a guy, righto_O? You can now choose your role in my Queendom:woot:! You can choose between man-whore:woot: and minion:angelic:. Minion is quiet and serious:watching:, very smart too:bookworm:. My man-whores get to have all the fun:joyful:.
Pleeze take a cat:cat:! You can call it Morbid:mooning:, and get to say things like, "Goddam, Morbid's shit on the floor again:joyful:!" "Morbid's trying to hump your shoe:eek:!" "Aw no! Morbid's eating out of the garbage:smuggrin:!" See? It's fun:woot:. Where the fuck is my $20? I must fund my Candy Crush addiction..and one of the reasons I got my credit card impounded:(. Buncha Nazis:mooning:. So I maxed it out:rolleyes:; I was in New-fucking-York:p+:cool:= :wacky:! Shit costs :grumpy:and so do hotels:eek:. *toasted post* :smuggrin::smug:;)
 
Welcome, welcome and welcome!! We love seeing new faces in the group and feel free to chime in where you can! Have yet to meet a member who's unkind to us regulars (although some attack the tard defenders like crazy as tard defenders deserve it).

Watch the couch, although I'm sure you know that from hanging around for a while! :spy:
 
Welcome!! I think you're gonna be my new BFF. <3

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Jaded is my favorite contributor
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I am sooo printing that out, framing it, and sending it to Morbid for Christmas.

carolinablue said:
You can call it Morbid:mooning:, and get to say things like, "Goddam, Morbid's shit on the floor again:joyful:!" "Morbid's trying to hump your shoe:eek:!" "Aw no! Morbid's eating out of the garbage:smuggrin:!
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I say that shit every day and I don't even own a cat.
 
Welcome to the Den, pull up a seat on the couch.... just make sure you are in a full body condom.
 
Your boobs. Show them. Its a rule.
I kid I kid! I joke I joke!
We don't bite unless you ask nicely and then we require a note from your doctor saying that you are update on all your shots.
Don't sit on Morbid's couch unless you want another babbeh. Or just wear a rubber suit coz we are a fertile bunch around here. Babies popping out of everywhere.
I'm the nice one btw.
 
Ha Ha the only thing I actually wrote and I abandoned it... Boobs... yeah. Gotta have those thingys to flash them :))

Eyes are oooverrated ;)
 
carolinablue said:
TY! Glad you like it! You're a guy, righto_O? You can now choose your role in my Queendom:woot:! You can choose between man-whore:woot: and minion:angelic:. Minion is quiet and serious:watching:, very smart too:bookworm:. My man-whores get to have all the fun:joyful:.
Pleeze take a cat:cat:! You can call it Morbid:mooning:, and get to say things like, "Goddam, Morbid's shit on the floor again:joyful:!" "Morbid's trying to hump your shoe:eek:!" "Aw no! Morbid's eating out of the garbage:smuggrin:!" See? It's fun:woot:. Where the fuck is my $20? I must fund my Candy Crush addiction..and one of the reasons I got my credit card impounded:(. Buncha Nazis:mooning:. So I maxed it out:rolleyes:; I was in New-fucking-York:p+:cool:= :wacky:! Shit costs :grumpy:and so do hotels:eek:. *toasted post* :smuggrin::smug:;)
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I refuse to let more than 4 cats in my house but have a herd of outdoor semiferal I want to get fixed [well the ones I can catch and hold onto which is about half] when I have to extra cash to make the alien abductions come true. Have 5 kittens in on top of my 4 from yesterday night as they are too small to be outside [imo of the moment]
 
@PsychoKitty sounds like my mom. She just took in another of the feral cat's kittens because they got used to her honking her horn in the morning to get them out from under the car. The sister was run over :grumpy: She felt super guilty
 
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@PsychoKitty sounds like my mom. She just took in another of the feral cat's kittens because they got used to her honking her horn in the morning to get them out from under the car. The sister was run over :grumpy: She felt super guilty
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very easy to do :eek: we have allot of predators out here and wanted this litter to be really tame and noneatten so have continued the process there's something under the porch momma cat doesn't like and though the kittens will romp under there in the day, her keepin them in the weeds was makin me just a little nervous at night. They are now fat butterballs
 
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