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A Washington man still reeling from his brother’s decade-old fart prank set his parents’ home on fire this week as revenge for the gassy insult, according to a report.

Police say Joel Cruz, 29, was alone inside his parents’ home in the city of Yakima Wednesday when his anger reignited from his brother cutting the cheese in his face 10 years ago.

A steamed Cruz then placed a pot of vegetable oil on the stove with the burner on high and ran out of the home before a blaze erupted, according to the news outlet.

The home was left visibly torched with black smoke residue around its windows.

Cruz had told cops he heard voices in his head. He was taken to a hospital for a psychiatric evaluation, KIMA-TV reported.

Authorities attempted to put Cruz in a state hospital, the report said, but he was turned away because he posed a danger to himself and to others.
https://nypost.com/2018/01/18/man-torches-parents-house-to-avenge-decade-old-fart-prank/
 
Authorities attempted to put Cruz in a state hospital, the report said, but he was turned away because he posed a danger to himself and to others.
That makes no freaking sense. If he poses a danger, then shouldn't he be evaluated?
 
That makes no freaking sense. If he poses a danger, then shouldn't he be evaluated?
Fuck yes.
However, I HOPE this meant they couldn't take him there because they don't have a psych ward. And yet they should have called the local psych ward for assistance
 
See the correct response would have been to fart back in his brothers face.
Only blue dart it to make it count.
 
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