Woman With Webbed Feet Found Wet, Mostly Naked On Road, Claims She’s A Mermaid

[Satanica]

http://wncn.com/2017/04/05/woman-wi...t-mostly-naked-on-road-claims-shes-a-mermaid/

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FRESNO, Calif. (KSEE) – A woman was found near Table Mountain on Tuesday morning, and she didn’t seem to know who she is, the Fresno Police Department said.

The woman was found about 3:15 a.m. walking in the middle of the street on Millerton Road about a mile south of Table Mountain.
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her hair was wet, and she was mostly naked. She told officers she had been in the water.

She answers, “I don’t know” to most questions, police said. She has claimed to be a mermaid named “Joanna.”

She is 5-foot-4, weighs 150 pounds and has webbed feet.

Anyone with information on this woman should call (559) 621-2455 or email the missing persons unit Detective Paul Hill at paul.hill@fresno.gov.

 

[cubby]

You don't know, it could happen!:YOW:

Alrighty then.

 

[SpQa]

 

[lithiumgirl]

She answers, “I don’t know” to most questions, police said.

I always talk to the police ... "about every thing under the sun ... and sweet fuck all."
Their words to my brother once.

i would have spilled that I took some really good shit in this case though ... I wouldn't have called my self a mermaid, but I'd probably suggest that, that would be cool.

If I had webbed feet would wear strappy sandals anyway!

 

[JackBurton]

Gross

They should throw her in the ocean

 

[ChaosKitty]

http://wncn.com/2017/04/05/woman-wi...t-mostly-naked-on-road-claims-shes-a-mermaid/

no just another drugged out trustafarian a bit far from the bay area but maybe she's practising for coachella

 

[Keepalowprofile]

I need to see her feet.

 

[raun01]

Zoo is the best place for her

 

[Sue sue]

Splash where is Tom Hanks? In all serious I hope someone in her family is looking for her so she can be brought home safe.

 

[TheMorningStar]

Sounds fishy to me.

 

[Chrystan]

I didnt know mermaids had mustaches!

 

[alifinrox]

im not willing to call this a hoax just yet. maybe that's bc i get a creepy feeling when i look at her face. :shrug:

 

[Brenni]

... Well ....if they hold her head underwater for 10 minutes and she lives ...

MYSTERY SOLVED! That was easy.

 

[Florence Hoy]

... Well ....if they hold her head underwater for 10 minutes and she lives ...

MYSTERY SOLVED! That was easy.

Ten minutes might be taking it a little far, but they should give her a good dunk and see if a tail magically appears.

 

[Brenni]

Ten minutes might be taking it a little far, but they should give her a good dunk and see if a tail magically appears.

10 minutes is peanuts to a "real" sea creature The creature in the Black Lagoon could take a 20 minute dunk ... I bet.

 

[Sage]

Splash where is Tom Hanks? In all serious I hope someone in her family is looking for her so she can be brought home safe.

I think they should check. Fill the bath full of water and salt and see if she changes just like the movie. Splash was the first thought that came to my mind reading this

 

[Muriel Schwenck]

http://www.fresnobee.com/news/local/article143145149.html
April 6 2017

The woman who was found early Tuesday morning near Table Mountain Casino claiming to be a mermaid has been identified a 33-year-old from Virginia.

The Fresno County Sheriff’s Office did not release her name Thursday, adding she may have been the victim of a crime.

The woman flew to Fresno last week so she could check out the area in case she wanted to move here.

Arrangements are being made to reunite her with friends and family, the sheriff’s office said.

Was she looking for an exciting job in the raisin industry? 100% of USA's raisin crop is grown in the Fresno area.
Or... I wonder if she met someone online who took advantage of her in some way.