I'm not counting you out quite yet, though, as I haven't actually seen any kind of routine. No setup or punchline. You say you were just spouting out parts of routines so I will wait to reserve full judgement until after I hear the full jokes. But just describing a douchebag's alpha actions towards women while saying "panty dropper" over and over and over again just isn't funny and not anywhere near as edgy as you may be thinking it is.
But practice makes perfect... so I will wait to see what you film next.
Why thank you! I'm glad you'll give me an other chance! You won't regret it!
I should have made an actual routine as my first release clearly though. I will be more prepared next video, which I'm fucking pissed I cant just make right now with how badly I'm getting burned at the moment lol. No laughs though? You were cringing at me? I'll take that! Tough fucking crowd yo! All kidding aside, I should have just been myself lol! FAAAAK. That video was in such stark contrast to my actual personality that I probably should have made more videos at once for someone that has never met me lol...
The ventriloquist act is kind of it... without the dummies! I'm like Jeff Dunham without his puppets....
Greg: Do you know what Jeff Dunham would be without his puppets? Just a FUCKING NUT talking to himself!
If I took time to formulate my routine for the video, or even planned out an introduction before turning on the camera, I wouldn't need to explain what's going on, and that's where I really should have realized putting it together was the only way to do it. I clearly just turned on the camera, when I said "I forgot what I was going to say..." it's because I didn't even think of anything to say.
Not too many people can bounce around emotionally like that though. It is quite draining. Especially when you're just ramping it up and dropping back down to ide... I need a soundproof room. It's hard to open it up while holding back at the same time out of consideration to my neighbors. Not that me being loud is a problem, but it made Gregs rage sound less sincere.
I
have received some positive feedback though... thanks grandma!
Anyway, Here are the segments I have written material for. Only had one piece of each in the video. That's why there was no set up or anything, why it bounced around with no flow. I will release a segment the next video I do..
Being Greg(That includes the confidence bit)
Greg on Monogamy (Humans aren't monogamous whether we practice it or not... that's not being monogamous. Monogamy is instinct, not a choice. I will prove that.)
Greg in the Marriage(I thought that weathervane joke was funny... poor delivery, but funny!)
Going out with Greg on A Saturday night(Spoiler Alert: Don't drink!) I didn't touch any material in that video...
Questions Greg Asks
But now I'm trying to create cleaner segments for him and tone him down. Greg and I at the grocery store...
Those fucking express lanes drive me nuts sometimes. People are so rude when you go through there with a full shopping cart... I see people counting my items with their eyes... Like I can't count to 12 or something...
Lol creating material? Not an issue for me. Good material? Might take more than two days...
That's why I can't be offended. Comics devote their whole lives to their craft lol! I took two days and an unplanned video and thought I was going viral. Greg has entitlement issues. Its because of America! You guys like to give people EVERYTHING for NOTHING! Greg sees this....
[doublepost=1487802392,1487783609][/doublepost]Oh and it isn't every day you get to see somebody start something from the very, very beginning. I just find comedy different than a mix tape or something. One thing you might find funny, another thing you won't. My humor in real life is completely different from this material I have created. Dry, sarcastic, dead pan type stuff is how I am in real life.
Rough work in comedy can still be funny though. I know I made people laugh, and now I know that I made a lot of people cringe too! The shock factor was a big part of it. That's why I can't wait to be myself now, calmed down and able to display how well spoken and articulate I am when I am just being myself.
@Morbid I definitely don't have the same comfort level speaking while being recorded and in general that you do. I think I will improve greatly though. I'm still kinda tone deaf, so I might just have to resort to screaming every now and then!
I bought a recorder though! You guys shoulda seen me outside today, talking into my recorder just like Jerry Seinfeld... I didn't even swear once! People were still looking at me, but I could tell it was different from when I'm just talking to myself. They couldn't tell if I was really important, or just REALLY fucking crazy... but it was cool nonetheless! Usually I get that look where I gotta give em a wry grin in return so they know I'm not about to wig out or something...
i'd just look over at people occasionally with those stern glares busy people tend to give me... like "Don't even
think about interrupting
me right now..." before going back to whispering into my recorder like a paranoid nut. I had a listen when I got home... some of it is funny because I'm manic around people.
I'm also introverted, but at school I used to make everyone laugh! I forgot about those days... total class clown. Extreme behavior like that. That might be my problem, the only room full of people I have ever entertained before... were adolescents lol. I guess y'all matured a bit during my lay off. I got kicked out of my homeroom because my teacher didn't understand my humor. Had to sit all alone in the office... that's probably when I first started talking to Greg. I had no one else to talk to!
And kids are strange, I told my friend I was going to randomly run into his classroom the next day screaming "FIVE-OH! FIVE-OH! WE GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!" while having ZERO intention on doing it. Then, next day? I happened to see this girl I had a crush on in the hallway so I was talking to her in the hallways walking for a bit when we happened to be coming by friends classroom and then I just thought to myself "You know what? I'm doing this right now" and just looked over at her and said "Watch this!" and just flung the fucking door right open! The teacher was RIGHT THERE at the door too like FML! I had to dodge passed her and run around the room screaming that out like my hair was on fire! Weave passed her and back out the door!
The girl was dying...but it was shortlived because then the principal of ALL people happened to be coming out of the stairwell into that hallway... FML AGAIN! The girl just said "Run, run, run, run!" And I just ran hearing the principals heels clacking behind me "GET BACK HERE!" I didn't even
think about going back there lol... why would I? I'm just glad my shoelaces were tied nice and tight because I woulda ran RIGHT outta them!
Anyway, the point to that story is how stupid adolescent boys are. That was an act of romance to me at 14... I think I'd rather have just asked her out now when I look back. I didn't know Greg then as well as I do now though obviously. That WAS Greg though... lack of impulse control lol. I think I like the imaginary friend idea more now. Because I definitely have conversations with him in my head comically all of the time. Just imagining that exchange between people in real life...
Regardless, I can create a bunch of bullshit in my head lol... I just need help filtering out the good stuff.
