Hooker Offered Blowjob For 2 Taco Bell Soft Tacos

[FrayedKnot]

That seems like a very ASStute ASSumption. You really ASSessed the situation ASS well ASS you possibly could have! I'm completely flabbergASSted with the fact that I can't find a single CRACK in your theory... BUTT maybe I'm just overlooking something because of how ASSinine I am...

I rectum you're right......

 

[everjaded]

Y'all are a strange bunch of ASSorted characters, you know that?

 

[FrayedKnot]

Y'all are a strange bunch of ASSorted characters, you know that?

You have been assimilated.

 

[Spider]

Sucking duck made me snortgiggle. Goddamn autocorrect.

I just noticed the duck error. My autocorrect has been a motherfucker lately. It's forgotten dick, asshole, shit, and fuck. It's starting to puss me off.

 

[CSI_Mayberry]

Some guys have all the luck
Some guys get all the breaks
Some guys do nothing but complain
It cost me a diamond ring, a car, a house, lifetime of slavery,,,,

 

[Freyja]

This damn thread is pure comedy gold!

 

[notchback]

If it were the spicy potato soft taco I can understand.