Women Caught Trying To Sneak 13 Pounds Of Horse Genitals Into U.s.

[Jaded]

U.S. Customs and Border Protection agriculture specialists have seen some really unusual things in traveler baggage at Washington Dulles International Airport over the years. From charred full monkeys, to voodoo ceremony tools, to cocaine concealed inside the cavity of fully cooked chickens, to live sea horses and giant African land snails. So it seems that after a while, the oddity is not so odd anymore.

Then two women arrived from Mongolia on January 29 with horsemeat concealed inside juice boxes, including 13 pounds of horse genitals that one woman claimed were for medicinal purposes.

After they deplaned, CBP officers referred the women for a routine agriculture examination. There, CBP agriculture specialists discovered a combined 42 pounds of meat described as horsemeat and other ruminant meat, including 13 pounds of horse genitals, and three liters of yak milk.

Horsemeat is prohibited from entering the United States if it is not accompanied by an official government horsemeat certification from the country or government it originates. Otherwise, CBP treats it as unknown ruminant meat and seizes it due to fears of foot and mouth disease. Horsemeat from Mongolia is prohibited due to concerns of introducing animal diseases to U.S. livestock industries.

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Neither woman was criminally charged. CBP officers released them to continue their visit.

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Last week, brains. This week, horse dick and such.
Horse dick for medicinal purposes, eh? I'll just stay sick, thankyouverymuch.

 

[tmdgirl]

 

[Keepalowprofile]

I can guarantee anyone considering eating horse dick has never had to clean the gunk off the junk.
Seriously .. its like black tar. I think you could build a road with it.

Who in their right mind would even think about eating something so repulsive.

 

[Satanica]

Makes ya think twice about those Mongolian grill restaurants, doesn't it.

 

[JackBurton]

Makes ya think twice about those Mongolian grill restaurants, doesn't it.

A lot of those places use native americans and hispanics in place of actual mongolians. Found that out recently.

 

[lithiumgirl]

Makes ya think twice about those Mongolian grill restaurants, doesn't it.

Thanks ... dammit it !

 

[Spunky Shrewster]

From the title I thought this was going to be a lead into strange porn. I am a bit sad she didn't shove it all in her lady purse.

 

[ChaosKitty]

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Last week, brains. This week, horse dick and such.
Horse dick for medicinal purposes, eh? I'll just stay sick, thankyouverymuch.

Mongols lives used to revolve around the horse so I guess that is maybe why it would be some virility folk medicine thing, better than tiger dick at least as that might save a few of those if it becomes a further trend.

 

[Sue sue]

They have some balls trying to smuggle that horse meat.