Winter Haven, FL - Only in Florida would someone name a boy after a company that has been around since 1886 that sells beauty products. Who the hell thought it was a good idea to name their baby boy Avon? Especially with having the last name Sellers. This is another one of those, the name made me giggle moments.
At any rate. Luanna Sellers 27, and Avon Sellers 28 were both been arrested after falling asleep while driving their SUV into a WaWa parking lot. A witness stated the vehicle hit a curb and then came to a stop. At two o'clock in the afternoon. On a Monday. I hate Mondays too, but I don't generally tend to smoke K2 and drive up onto curbs.
Luanna was listed as the driver. The witness who called police said when they approached the vehicle Avon (giggle) was passed out and Luanna was just waking up and was incoherent. Also spotted was a baby in a car seat.... The baby was only wearing a soiled diaper. When searching the vehicle police found no supplies to care for said infant. No diapers, food, clothes. Not a thing.
What they did find though, was a partially smoked cigar; presumably of the K2. Which both Sellers' admitted to smoking an hour before passing out. They also found a baggie also full of the K2. I had to look up K2 as I wasn't sure what that was. It's synthetic pot. Also known as Spice.
After finding that out, I became more annoyed with these people. I've done that once in my life. About five years ago. Because it was still legal at the time. Holy Hell! Never again. I am not exaggerating when I say this; I literally thought I was going to die. I could feel my heart beating so fast, it felt like it was actually going to burst. I found out later that I had smoked entirely too much of it. I could barely breathe, I couldn't move. It was terrifying. So knowing what that feels like, to smoke that while in the care of an infant if fucking moronic.
And here's the kicker folks. According to the Sellers', the reason they didn't have any supplies for the baby; is because the baby's mother didn't provide them with any. Yep, the baby they could've killed wasn't even theirs.....
http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/226834621-story
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