Krystal
Veteran Member
Or he's just a violent fucktard. Either way he is now gracing the pages of the esteemed Dreamin' Demon.
From the news desk of @Keepalowprofile :
On Sunday, 24 year old Derrick Gharabighi was arrested after allegedly (God I hate having to say that) violently assaulting a 78 year old man in a California Costco over Nutella waffle samples.
I swear to God, I could not make that up, I'm not that creative.
According to reports, Derrick was shopping at Costco, well, shopping or scrounging around for the free samples so he didn't have to actual purchase food to eat. One or the other. When went up the the Nutella Waffle sample station.
I think Derrick really loves himself some Nutella because at the same time as him, a 78 year old man also approached the station. When Derrick noticed that someone else was eyeballing the Nutella Waffles he decided to act like a complete adult, a gentleman even, and offer the elderly gentlman a sample. Earning himself a spot here for being a gentleman, a rarity in today's society.
Just kidding.
Naw, Derrick saw the elderly man and decided to act like a tempermental 3 year old and grabbed all the samples for himself.
The 78 year old man took the opportunity to let Derrick know that such behavior was unbecoming of a young man and informed him that he should not take so many samples. I guess that Derrick does not take too kindly to criticism of his ignorant behavior because he responded to the information by punching the elderly man in the face.
Punched him in the face. Over a stupid Nutella waffle sample. A 24 year old, punched a 78 year old in the face.
The victim was treated at a local hospital for injuries sustained in the assult which included a "significant laceration" over his left eye and swelling in the same area of his face.
On Tuesday, Derrick was charged with one count of Elder Abuse with the special allegation that he personally inflicted "great bodily injury" on a person who is more than 70 years old.
That charge is no joke. If convicted Derrick faces more than 11 years in prison for the assault. Over Nutella.
This is not Derrick's first run-in with the law. I know that everyone is shocked to hear this part, but yes, it seems Derrick has been arrested before.
According to the articles, Derrick has been arrested on several occasions and has been convicted of: Possessing illegal drugs for sale, petty theft and trespassing.
In addition, Derrick is currently facing charges of felony Spousal Abuse and Spousal Battery. Those charges were pending at the time of the Costco assault. Hmmm, seems Derrick may have a bit of an anger issue working. Or maybe his spouse tried to take the Nutella out of the cupboard at home.
For those who are familiar with it or care to search it out, Derrick uses the name babyface81869 on Instagram. The article says that his account is full of awesome selfies and there is a sample of them at the Huffington Post link.
He looks like a real bad-ass, tough guy <--- Yeah, that's sarcasm. He looks like the kind of little douchebag who like to hit women, children and the elderly, while making stupid faces for selfies.
Well, here's to hoping that Big Bubba in the clink decides to reach for the Nutella and Derrick takes a swing at him. Bubba will mop the motherfucking floor with Derrick's pansy-ass.
Links:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nutella-fight-costco_560200dfe4b08820d91ac351?utm_hp_ref=crime
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015...man-who-attacked-senior-over-nutella-samples/
From the news desk of @Keepalowprofile :
On Sunday, 24 year old Derrick Gharabighi was arrested after allegedly (God I hate having to say that) violently assaulting a 78 year old man in a California Costco over Nutella waffle samples.
I swear to God, I could not make that up, I'm not that creative.
According to reports, Derrick was shopping at Costco, well, shopping or scrounging around for the free samples so he didn't have to actual purchase food to eat. One or the other. When went up the the Nutella Waffle sample station.
I think Derrick really loves himself some Nutella because at the same time as him, a 78 year old man also approached the station. When Derrick noticed that someone else was eyeballing the Nutella Waffles he decided to act like a complete adult, a gentleman even, and offer the elderly gentlman a sample. Earning himself a spot here for being a gentleman, a rarity in today's society.
Just kidding.
Naw, Derrick saw the elderly man and decided to act like a tempermental 3 year old and grabbed all the samples for himself.
The 78 year old man took the opportunity to let Derrick know that such behavior was unbecoming of a young man and informed him that he should not take so many samples. I guess that Derrick does not take too kindly to criticism of his ignorant behavior because he responded to the information by punching the elderly man in the face.
Punched him in the face. Over a stupid Nutella waffle sample. A 24 year old, punched a 78 year old in the face.
The victim was treated at a local hospital for injuries sustained in the assult which included a "significant laceration" over his left eye and swelling in the same area of his face.
On Tuesday, Derrick was charged with one count of Elder Abuse with the special allegation that he personally inflicted "great bodily injury" on a person who is more than 70 years old.
That charge is no joke. If convicted Derrick faces more than 11 years in prison for the assault. Over Nutella.
This is not Derrick's first run-in with the law. I know that everyone is shocked to hear this part, but yes, it seems Derrick has been arrested before.
According to the articles, Derrick has been arrested on several occasions and has been convicted of: Possessing illegal drugs for sale, petty theft and trespassing.
In addition, Derrick is currently facing charges of felony Spousal Abuse and Spousal Battery. Those charges were pending at the time of the Costco assault. Hmmm, seems Derrick may have a bit of an anger issue working. Or maybe his spouse tried to take the Nutella out of the cupboard at home.
For those who are familiar with it or care to search it out, Derrick uses the name babyface81869 on Instagram. The article says that his account is full of awesome selfies and there is a sample of them at the Huffington Post link.
He looks like a real bad-ass, tough guy <--- Yeah, that's sarcasm. He looks like the kind of little douchebag who like to hit women, children and the elderly, while making stupid faces for selfies.
Well, here's to hoping that Big Bubba in the clink decides to reach for the Nutella and Derrick takes a swing at him. Bubba will mop the motherfucking floor with Derrick's pansy-ass.
Links:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nutella-fight-costco_560200dfe4b08820d91ac351?utm_hp_ref=crime
http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2015...man-who-attacked-senior-over-nutella-samples/
