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This carjacker/ inbred slug caused an auto accident and death of a woman. (Whose husband had also recently died, so her 6 year old daughter is an orphan.)
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http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/09/cleveland_man_charged_in_st_ro.html
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Hat Tips to @Totemic
https://www.news-
journal.com/news/2016/sep/26/third-suspect-arrested-connection-man-found-dead-n/


http://www.tylerpaper.com/TP-News+L...of-a-man-found-dead-near-the-antioch-cemetery


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http://www.kltv.com/story/33183437/smith-co-deputies-arrest-murder-suspect
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Per further ready by @Alf, the scars are the result of a fire in a motor cycle accident from years back.
But the man also seems to have a weird mole on top of his head.
 
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Yay!!!!! I was arrested!!!!

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Oh No, you did NOT just arrest me!

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Imma cut a bitch.

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Whatcha you talking about Willis?
 
Sharpie "Bozo" eyebrows, and Whiteout lids. She prob got high sniffing her makeup too. Office supply cosmetics.
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I can't think of a better way to emphasize the fact that one has small wide set eyes than by sporting huge stenciled cartoon brows.
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Sharpie "Bozo" eyebrows, and Whiteout lids. She prob got high sniffing her makeup too. Office supply cosmetics.
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I can't think of a better way to emphasize the fact that one has small wide set eyes than by sporting huge stenciled cartoon brows.
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Mugshot #1 :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

Mugshot #2 that is not eyebrows. that is a displaced mustache.
 
~ :YOW: @Muriel Schwenck :YOW: ~ You know you really ought to warn a gal when posting mugshots of an Aztec alien accompanied by hilariously clever quips that stretched the small corners with much needed and appreciated laughter on this day. I snorted my snort!! <3
 
The parrot mugshot actually has a pretty cute story. It's nice to see cops be reasonable to living things and a little flexible.

Buckner was not expecting to be arrested, but when he fell asleep while waiting for his case to be called, he was taken for a drug urine test and failed, Ray said.

When he realized he was going to be arrested, Buckner became very upset – and deputies finally realized why.

“He was very concerned about Bird the bird,” Ray said. “Very distraught.”

Bird was 30ft up the tree, Ray said, and it was getting dark and rainy, with temperatures dropping to just a few degrees.

Deputies realized there was no way the tropical parrot would survive overnight – but the stubborn macaw refused to come to them.

Eventually, cops brought Buckner outside and removed the cuffs from one of his hands.

Bird immediately flew down landed on Buckner’s shoulder.


The parrot stayed with deputies for several hours and feasted on peanuts until they managed to get in touch with a friend of Buckner’s who could pick him up.

While they waited, deputies let Buckner’s feathered friend sit on his shoulder as he had his mug shot taken.

They also took another booking photo of the suspect without Bird — but the macaw still managed to photo bomb it with a few of his colourful feathers visible in the shot, Ray said.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2322227/parrot-photobombs-arrested-owner-police-mugshot/
 
True. I read that facial expression is a popular trend with models and celebs. They call it "the porn look". The blank gaze, the hanging mouth, slightly exposed teeth. Gross.

Necrophiliac porn?
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Stockton officers say they had hot grease tossed on them and their police dog as a Taser was deployed on a woman Monday night.
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https://m.facebook.com/stocktonpoli...7/1145225648906691/?type=3&source=48&__tn__=E

http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article117716148.html

She kind of jumps out of the screen at you!
I'm picturing cops pulling her arms on either side to get that mugshot.
 
The parrot mugshot actually has a pretty cute story. It's nice to see cops be reasonable to living things and a little flexible.



https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2322227/parrot-photobombs-arrested-owner-police-mugshot/

That's a nice story. For once.
[doublepost=1481296364,1481296122][/doublepost]Okay I went and looked at the carp calendar, I don't care what they paid me, or how much exposure I got from it, there would be absolutely no way I'd be holding that huge, slimy ass fish against my skin, no way, no how, never.
 
Okay I went and looked at the carp calendar, I don't care what they paid me, or how much exposure I got from it, there would be absolutely no way I'd be holding that huge, slimy ass fish against my skin, no way, no how, never.

Oh, cubby, stop carping! :D
 
I don't like nothing slimy, I can't bear to have anything on my hands. Gross!
 
guy in black face
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a living character from MARS ATTACKS
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Goluem's love interest
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Klan member beaten so he looks kinda asian
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driving erratic because her hair caused wind drift in her convertible
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i bet this guys pubes look like his mustache
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