Norcal Skim
Trusted Member
furry perp 1: Fuck man, Seabiscuit's mom won't let her see me, she says I'm too old!
furry perp 2: Well she's 17, just wait a couple furlongs until she's 18 then you can bang her like a filly with a broken leg!
furry perp 1: Nah, I was thinking we could murder her parents and post about it on social media!
furry perp 2: That's a waay better idea! I can't believe there's no meth involved in this!
furry perp 2: Well she's 17, just wait a couple furlongs until she's 18 then you can bang her like a filly with a broken leg!
furry perp 1: Nah, I was thinking we could murder her parents and post about it on social media!
furry perp 2: That's a waay better idea! I can't believe there's no meth involved in this!