Jessiesgirl1108
Chameleon
This guy's last name just makes it that much more ironic
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ette-stealing-package-Flamin-Hot-Cheetos.htmlA man named Crook tried to burn down a gas station after he stole a bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos, say police.
Joshua Lee Crook, 33, entered a BP gas station in the 3100 block of South Grand Boulevard in St. Louis, Missouri, on Sunday afternoon and picked up the bag of Cheetos.
When the manager recognized him as someone who had stolen from him before, he told Crook to put the bag down or pay for it, according to St. Louis-Post Dispatch.
The manager said he put the Cheetos down and left, but a minute later came back in and made a beeline for the spicy, red snack, walking out with it.
When the manager confronted him, he allegedly pushed him and punched him in the face.
Then Crook allegedly went for the gas pump and threw it on the ground, and then tossed a lit cigarette on the gushing gasoline, trying to start a fire, but nothing happened.
He's charged with third-degree assault, theft and trespassing.
In the mugshot released by police, it appears someone with blue Latex gloves had to forcefully hold his head for the camera. I'm so glad they pointed that out, I might have missed that part...check out the mug shot at the link for a laugh!