Yes, I'm just another fng. Found the site yesterday whilst doing a search for my hometown of Sutherlin, Oregon. Didn't find what I was looking for though, because I ended up wasting my afternoon here. I'm in my 50's, wanted to be a cop growing up, served in the U.S. Army as an MP for a couple of years, went to college and got a degree in law enforcement, then found out that I was too much of a sarcastic asshole to be a cop. Went back to school and got a degree in history so I could teach. Found out that I hate kids and said fuck it. I've never held a job for more than 2 years. Lucky for me I married a cute teenage girl who became a college professor so I can afford to keep changing jobs. Took a full 17 years off of work to be a stay at home dad while the wife worked. We'll celebrate our 26th anniversary next week. My summer job for the past three years has been running a Mint distillery. It would be loads of fun but I hate the heat. Since I hate the cold even more, I usually don't work during the winter. I was an professional sales person for years working on a straight commission basis and did extremely well at it until I got tired of people. I especially hate dumb people. Ignorance can be fixed but stupidity is forever.
So, in a nutshell, I hate people, I'm socially awkward, I'm in love with Nell and I'm going to fuck Pete's gorilla.
So, in a nutshell, I hate people, I'm socially awkward, I'm in love with Nell and I'm going to fuck Pete's gorilla.