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The Davenport of Depravity,

Oh cool! I always thought it was the Davenport of Doom. Depravity flows off the tongue better.

“The couch has eyes”...

It certainly does, little red eyes that glow in the dark.

I sat on the couch and put my hands between the cushion


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And you still have all your fingers? I can stand to lose some butt fat, but FINGERS!, I need to keep the fingers, can't knit without fingers. Man, you're one brave moron.:D
 
And you still have all your fingers? I can stand to lose some butt fat, but FINGERS!, I need to keep the fingers, can't knit without fingers. Man, you're one brave moron.
I have them all, but they don't work like they used to. And I learned my lesson. I'll never stick my fingers there again.

I think Dominic got skeered and ran away.
 
I have them all, but they don't work like they used to. And I learned my lesson. I'll never stick my fingers there again.

I think Dominic got skeered and ran away.


Did you find my panties?

Also, I am missing my copy of "Art of the Deal" and half of a falafel. If anyone finds them.....
 
Did that once. Never doing it again.


BTW, I don't think the panties I found were yours. Size XXL thong? I get shivers just thinking about it.
Any idea who they belonged to? Are they yours @notchback? You did weigh a hair over 300 lbs once (self admission), you did find them, what’s really going on?
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Def not mine. I hate thongs. Ugh, picking your butt all day.....
And if they are XXL, that’s a big ol ass to be picking all day
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Did that once. Never doing it again.


BTW, I don't think the panties I found were yours. Size XXL thong? I get shivers just thinking about it.
Why do u get shivers? U must not like a big ol thick woman?
 
I hate thongs. Ugh, picking your butt all day.....

But I thought thongs eliminated that butt picking thing ... like by their design at all.


Size XXL thong?

ewww ... if you did have to butt pick a thong out of a XXL woman ... this is me thinking you'd need vice grips or a crow bar.
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U must not like a big ol thick woman?

There are some really attractive XXl - XXXL women out there ... I don't ave a penis and i'm not saying I'd fuck one ... but if I did have a penis ... I'd let them suck my dick for sure.
 
Nope, nope and no fucking way.

I never wore thongs until after I lost weight.

I'm not into REALLY big girls

I never made it to DD and Morbid's couch until well after I lost weight.
 
But I thought thongs eliminated that butt picking thing ... like by their design at all.




ewww ... if you did have to butt pick a thong out of a XXL woman ... this is me thinking you'd need vice grips or a crow bar.
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There are some really attractive XXl - XXXL women out there ... I don't ave a penis and i'm not saying I'd fuck one ... but if I did have a penis ... I'd let them suck my dick for sure.

Well if someone did find some XXL thongs that gave them the shivers, please return them to me, I might be missing a pair...I wouldn’t really want anyone getting the shivers because there’s a big ass bitch on the scene.
Its kinda fucked up the way that people express how they feel about a big woman. I weigh 310 pounds and I have never had to have vice grips or a crow bar to pull my thong out of my ass not have I EVER had a problem getting fucked....and never been referred to or at as EWWW. It’s always interesting to find out what people think about big women. I respect opinions though, im just going to keep my big ass off this thread
 
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Well if someone did find some XXL thongs that gave them the shivers, please return them to me, I might be missing a pair...I wouldn’t really want anyone getting the shivers because there’s a big ass bitch on the scene.
Its kinda fucked up the way that people express how they feel about a big woman. I weigh 310 pounds and I have never had to have vice grips or a crow bar to pull my thong out of my ass not have I EVER had a problem getting fucked....and never been referred to or at as EWWW. It’s always interesting to find out what people think about big women. I respect opinions though, im just going to keep my big ass off this thread


Girl, if they weren't thongs, I'd own 'em. But just NO on butt floss.

I love me some thick girls. I am a Valkerie, myself, and used to be bigger. <3

Women are beautiful no matter what size they are. Sexy is not a size.
 
I think new members should have to make a certain number of posts before they get to start an intro thread.
Like 200 if they can make it to 200 then I'm pretty sure they'll stick around. Or 100
 
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