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Tyler Tarell Dukes, 19 years old, was arrested for striking his twin brother with an aluminum baseball bat because he didn't want to share tacos.
(LIMESTONE COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE)
An Alabama 19-year-old was arrested after he bashed his twin brother’s head with a baseball bat over a Taco Bell meal.

Tyler Tarell Dukes was charged with second-degree assault for the attack and taken to the Limestone County Jail, the News Courier reported.
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The victim, Dukes’ brother, told authorities he and his grandmother stopped by Taco Bell after he completed a test at Calhoun Community College.

He picked up food for himself and his twin, but when he got home Dukes “became irate over having to share tacos and because his brother didn’t get him a soft drink,” according to a complaint filed by Limestone County Sheriff’s Lt. Rhett McNatt.

“Tyler produced a baseball bat and stuck his brother in the back and across the head, causing a deep cut,” according to the report.

Deputies responded to the fight call Thursday evening and found the victim bleeding in an outbuilding, WAFFreported. He was transported to Athens-Limestone Hospital for treatment.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nat...ther-baseball-bat-taco-bell-article-1.3405983
 
He picked up food for himself and his twin, but when he got home Dukes “became irate over having to share tacos and because his brother didn’t get him a soft drink,” according to a complaint filed by Limestone County Sheriff’s Lt. Rhett McNatt.

“Tyler produced a baseball bat and stuck his brother in the back and across the head, causing a deep cut,” according to the report.

Over reaction much?

Also, I giggle at the wording of produced a baseball bat. I get what he means. I just picture someone grabbing a bunch of aluminium and quickly melding it into a bat and swinging.
 
I just picture someone grabbing a bunch of aluminium and quickly melding it into a bat and swinging.

The picture that came into my mind was him pulling that bad boy right out of his back pocket, like in a cartoon.

Yeah, one twin going to community college, one twin who likes to hit people over the head with baseball bats over tacos. One good, one bad.
 
Id need to know what the taco bell order was before demonizing anyone here. The victim could have been some high and mighty prick for all we know. We gotta wonder, why didnt he get his bro a drink? Did everyone else get a drink? Theyre doing 1 dollar medium drinks at Taco Bell every day from 1-4 or something like that right now, would it have killed anybody to get a beverage for the guy?

And how many tacos did they get him? Did the victim bring home 2 or 3 tacos and tell him "im still hungry btw, so split those with me". Bullshit.
 
Tacos are so fucking cheap it's best to buy a extra one or two if there are others with you just in case.
 
Id need to know what the taco bell order was before demonizing anyone here. The victim could have been some high and mighty prick for all we know. We gotta wonder, why didnt he get his bro a drink? Did everyone else get a drink? Theyre doing 1 dollar medium drinks at Taco Bell every day from 1-4 or something like that right now, would it have killed anybody to get a beverage for the guy?

And how many tacos did they get him? Did the victim bring home 2 or 3 tacos and tell him "im still hungry btw, so split those with me". Bullshit.
Sometimes it is a pain in the ass to carry two sodas when you also have a bag of food. Was there no soda or juice in the house, he could drink?
 
Sometimes it is a pain in the ass to carry two sodas when you also have a bag of food. Was there no soda or juice in the house, he could drink?

Are you fucking dense? They give you a convenient drink carrier if you get more than one and certainly would whenever you request one. This is such a non-fucking issue. I'm in shock reading you defending such shitbag food ordering. Get fucking real.

God DAMMIT! Seriously what in the FUCK is wrong with you!!!!??
 
Sometimes it is a pain in the ass to carry two sodas when you also have a bag of food. Was there no soda or juice in the house, he could drink?

Especially if the person at home has a history of not opening the door for you when you're trying to get all that food into the house. So annoying.
 
Are you fucking dense? They give you a convenient drink carrier if you get more than one and certainly would whenever you request one. This is such a non-fucking issue. I'm in shock reading you defending such shitbag food ordering. Get fucking real.

God DAMMIT! Seriously what in the FUCK is wrong with you!!!!??
I don't eat that garbage and I don't know why you are so emotional about Taco Bell. You are the one who is making a big deal out of a damn drink. Ask who ever is wrecking your bussy at night to take it easy because it is making you are acting like a bitch.
 
I had an asshole once ask for my taquito back in the day. My family was grateful for the extra meat. Nuff said :p
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I hope the brother told him he doesn't get any tacos after hitting him with a bat.
And no tacos for you either ;)
 
Oh my ... Not @JackBurton ...:devil:
You Don't want a piece of that my Dear :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious: Cookie .. Cookie .. Cookie :stop:


... Taco Bell breakfast (pretty good to my surprise) is the only fast food I've eaten in 6 years.
.. and I eat it very very sparingly ... cuz my inner Food Nazi always prevails :)
 
Damn he is ugly. The bat was a little overboard. I say if he wants the bubble guts, let him have it. Mud butt is certainly not worth the jailtime
 
Did his eyes have a fight?
It looks like they are trying to get as far apart as possible cuz they aren't on speaking terms.
Guessing if its a twin the other one could be equally hammerhead sharked.
Best advice...
sunglasses...
big...
extra dark.
 
It's demons. Real ones. They gets in your head and makes you do bad bad things. Stupid bad things sometimes, as shown in this case. Let's see...6 months in the pokey and community service. Being... working at Taco Bell every night for 6 months. No baseball bats and stay away from your twin. If he comes in, or goes through the drive thru, you must treat him respectfully and give him his UNADULTERATED order with a smile and a thank you. (He wouldn't make it 24 hours.)
 

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