PORTLAND, Ore – A 3-month-old baby is in the hospital after his mother attempted to circumcise him. 911 was called sometime after 2 a.m. Sunday, a woman telling the dispatchers that she had tried to perform a medical procedure on her infant but that there was a lot of blood. When paramedics arrived at the home they realized that the woman had attempted a DIY circumcision and rushed him off to the hospital where he is expected to be ok. No charges or arrests have been made at this point, but the police department’s child abuse team are investigating. I’m all for cutting corners and saving money — times are tough for some. But cut their hair or make their underwear or something. Slicing skin off a baby’s dick is best left to the professionals and not some mother sitting at home on a Saturday night deciding she wants to play moyl. You can watch some video at the link I provided. The reporter tries to talk to someone at the home, but for obvious reasons, they had no comment.…
Continue ReadingWoman Drove Car For Months With Mummified Body In Passenger Seat
October 22, 2010 at 9:24 am by Jaded
Costa Mesa, CA – Police say a woman drove around for months with the body of a homeless woman mummifying in the passenger seat. The body was discovered on Thursday after police received a call about a Mercury Grand Marquis that was partially blocking a driveway. Officers detected a foul stench emanating from the vehicle, and after seeing a leg sticking out from underneath a pile of clothes on the seat, broke a window to gain access. Officers made contact with the driver of the vehicle, an unidentified 57-year-old woman, and she told them she had allowed the woman, a transient known to her only as Signe, to sleep in the car overnight sometime back in December. When she walked out to the car the next morning, Signe was dead. The woman told police she was afraid to report the death to the proper authorities, so she just continued to drive the vehicle while Signe decomposed. To combat the smell, the woman had a box of baking soda inside the vehicle. Police believe that because of the advanced stage of decomposition, the body had withered down to about 30 pounds, it is possible the woman has been carting that body around anywhere from three to ten months.…
Continue ReadingNew Health Care Law Leaves Texas Man Eligible For Face Transplant
October 21, 2010 at 11:06 am by Morbid
FORT WORTH, Texas — Before I go any further, let me go ahead and warn you that the video at the bottom of this article is pretty graphic and that I posted this purely as an excuse to show a man with no face. If you wanna argue politics, go for it, but that’s not the purpose of the article.
The purpose was to simply show the injuries suffered by 25-year-old Dallas C. Wiens after his face was literally burned off of his skull, and the fact that he’s a true badass.
Two years ago he was painting a church when he accidentally hit a power line that caused burns so severe he was left blind and without lips, teeth or a nose. After multiple surgeries in which doctors were able to use skin and muscle from his back and thighs to cover up the exposed portions of his skull, Wiens was left without any working facial features aside from his lipless mouth.
But now because of the new federal healthcare law that allows people up to age 26 to be covered by their parent’s insurance, he has become eligible for a full face transplant and possibly the third American to ever undergo such a surgery.…
Continue ReadingRussian Police Officer Jumps In Car To Avoid Pack Of Wild Dogs
October 14, 2010 at 9:23 am by Morbid
I’m posting this video because it is pretty fucking awesome and it freaks me out at the same time. A Russian cop has to jump inside a motorist’s car to avoid a large pack of wild dogs running down the M23 highway.
Russian Cop Hops In Car To Avoid Wolves – Watch more Funny Videos
Coincidentally, the motorist he had pulled over for a busted headlight was also recording video…
Continue ReadingAfter Calling 911 Woman Gets Call Back From Suspect She Turned In
October 13, 2010 at 2:13 pm by Morbid
Houston, Texas – A woman is thinking twice about ever calling 911 again to report a crime after a suspect she turned in called her back. The woman noticed a man beating the crap out of a woman in a car next to hers, so she does the right thing and calls 911 to report it. Thirty minutes later, she receives a phone call from a number she doesn’t recognize. When she answers, a man on the other end keeps asking who she is before hang up. Immediately after that, she gets another phone call but this time it’s from a female. “She called me just as he hung up and it was like, ‘Ma’am, are you the concerned lady that called about my welfare?’ and I am like, ‘Excuse me,’ and she said, ‘Well I’m OK,’ and I said, ‘Excuse me,’” said the woman. The next morning she gets yet another call, this one from inside the Harris County Jail where the suspect was placed for outstanding warrants and not for the assault the woman says she witnessed.…
Continue ReadingCouple Apologize For Making Fun Of Neighbor’s Dying Granddaughter
October 12, 2010 at 7:17 am by Morbid
TRENTON, Mich. - There’s probably no way to know exactly what started the two year long fued between Jennifer Petkov and Rebecca Rose. The neighbors each blame the other and no matter what story you here the truth is probably in the middle where it always is. But no matter what the reasons or who started it, Jennifer took things way too far in a display of callousness so extreme that even I am surprised by it. She used her Facebook to post photos she made of Rebecca’s daughter, Laura Edward, wrapped in the arms of the grim reaper. Laura died from Huntington’s Disease at the age of 24. But that wasn’t enough. She also posted a picture of Rebecca’s granddaughter, 7-year-old Kathleen, depicting her face becoming the center of a skull and crossbones. the young girl also suffers from Huntington’s Disease. Jennifer would go on to apologize for her actions saying “If I had to do it all over again, I wouldn’t do it.” Her husband, Scott, echoed the same sentiments.…
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Well I am back from Florida and had a great time, as usual, at Spooky Empire’s Weekend of Horror. But enough about that, here is a video I saw over the weekend that I wanted to post involving a man in a jail cell diving off of a top bunk head first into a toilet.
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Daejon, South Korea – An impatient 40-year-old man known only as “Mr. Lee” plunged to his death down an elevator shaft at a shopping center last August after getting all testy because a woman inside the elevator failed to hold the door for him. As the attached video shows, Mr. Lee bumped the elevator doors with his scooter as they slammed shut in his face. Mr. Lee attempted to recall the elevator by pressing the button a few times. When that didn’t work, he threw the scooter into reverse, backed it up a bit, and proceeded to ram into the doors at full speed. Though he left a good-sized dent in the cheap ass doors and loosened ‘em up a bit, they remained closed. Perhaps thinking that the third time’s the charm, he backed it up and hit the throttle again. This time, the flimsy doors didn’t hold. Oopsie!! He and the scooter made a hard landing about 19 feet down. Officials at the shopping center have since vowed to strengthen the doors of the lifts to ensure such a thing never happens again.…
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Kansas City, MO – Don’t you just hate it when you hook up with some random dude at a motel for an evening of drunken, meaningless sex only to wake up the next morning with a hangover and the word “hoe” carved into your chest? Yeah, me too. Makes for the beginning of a real shitty week. According to a 34-year-old woman in Kansas City, the exact same thing happened to her over the weekend. Small world, huh? The woman told police that she met a man Saturday afternoon through a telephone dating service. He picked her up at her home and took her to the Crown Lodge motel. After a few cocktails, the woman reportedly performed oral sex on the man, but when he demanded intercourse, she refused. A girl’s gotta have morals, ya know? That, of course, led to an argument. The woman said that at 7:00 p.m., the man left the room with the only key. She guzzled up the rest of the Long Island Iced Tea and proceeded to pass out at about 3:00 a.m.…
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St. Petersburg, FL – Police say two suspects, both armed with guns and a knife, forced their way into a woman’s home as she was arriving home from work late Monday evening. Once inside the residence, the robbers reportedly bound the woman’s 15-year-old son with duct tape before ransacking the home in an apparent search for drugs and/or money. At some point during their two hour stay, the home invaders allegedly forced the woman to melt butter and pour it over her chest. *blinks* Fortunately, the butter had cooled somewhat before coming into contact with her skin. Police don’t believe the melted butter thing was meant to be any sort of sexual threat, but was meant to be intimidating. Silly me, I thought that’s what the guns and knives were for! Before making their escape, the alleged butter bandits bound the woman in duct tape and made off with an AK-47, a Glock 36 and a couple of iPods. Police say another family was taken hostage in the area less than 24 hours earlier.…
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We feature so many news reports about heinous crap that I thought I would deviate a bit and feature this news broadcast in which you can plainly see a woman in the background pulling something out of her nose and then eating it. Thank me later.
Woman Picks Nose During News Broadcast – Watch more Funny Videos…
Continue ReadingTeen Dies After Getting Tangled Up In Bowflex Machine. Maybe.
September 22, 2010 at 8:47 am by Morbid
GRASS VALLEY, Calif. – I have absolutely no idea how he did it or if he did it, but some reports are saying that 16-year-old Justin Butler died after getting tangled up in a Bowflex exercise machine. His parents found him sometime Sunday evening and called 911 and began performing CPR. He was rushed to the hospital, but would die on Monday morning. There isn’t a lot of information on exactly how he died, but the Nevada County Sheriff’s Office released a statement saying that deputies were initially dispatched to assist medical personnel “with an unconscious juvenile who had reportedly ‘hung himself.’” But the Nevada County Sheriff’s Office would release a statement saying that “there is no information or evidence to suggest in any way the victim was trying to purposefully hurt himself or end his own life.” Lt. Joe Salivar said that “though there was exercise equipment inside the room where the incident occurred, it was determined it did not cause the death.” He added “The investigation has concluded the death was a result of a very tragic accident.” Reading all the information out there makes it hard to determine if Butler actually got tangled up in a Bowflex or not, but I’m sure it wont stop all the idiotic headlines from saying he did.…
Continue ReadingSecond Florida Landscaper This Month Drowns While Cutting Grass
September 15, 2010 at 9:25 am by Morbid
PLANTATION, Fla. – On Tuesday morning a landscaping crew was hard at work at the Southern Pointe Apartments. One of the workers was using an industrial sized riding mower to cut the grass near the canal when it ended up in the water, pinning the 26-year-old man underneath. None of the co-workers witnessed him go in and did not figure out what had happened until they noticed he was missing. Police were called but unfortunately the water, like my last date’s vagina, was too dark and too deep for anyone to enter and be effective. It would take Fire Department divers to free the man from underneath the mower. He was brought to the surface in cardiac arrest and would later die at the hospital. Investigators are not sure if a heart attack caused the man to drive the mower into the canal or if the heart attack was a result of being trapped underwater with a lawnmower on top of him, but feel he may have hit the accelerator too hard and popped a wheelie before toppling into the canal.…
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DOVER, N.H. — If I were posting this story as an excuse to make a Nicholas Cage reference, trust me when I say I would admit it. But the reality of it is that I hate bees. I’m sure by now a lot of you may have come to the conclusion that I’m not a fan of pretty much any living creature aside from myself. But the truth is that I’m just not a fan of being attacked by any other living creature…especially bees. Wasps and yellow jackets to be more specific as those fuckers are insane. Some sixth-grade students at Dover Middle School found this out while on a field trip in the woods near the school after a student stepped on a nest. The angry residents immediately swarmed the group. The students were chased all the way back to the school, some of the bees ending up in the nurses office. Although eleven students were stung, one of them over 25 times, none suffered any severe effects.…
Continue ReadingDoctor Dies From The Flue, Her Body Found Lodged Inside Chimney
August 31, 2010 at 9:02 am by Morbid
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. – On Saturday, a person house sitting for a friend noticed a foul smelling liquid dripping into the fireplace. She used a flashlight to investigate and found the rotting corpse of doctor Jacquelyn Kotarac stuck in the flue. The 49-year-old had once been involved with the man who lived there and earlier in the week had tried to force her way into the home. The man, William Moodie, chose technique number 14 from Morbid’s Handbook For Dealing With Crazy Women and snuck out of the house unnoticed. Police believe that Koterac then used a ladder to gain access to the roof, removed the chimney cap and then slid down the fireplace feet first where she learned a valuable lesson about chimney construction. The Bakersfield Fire Department spent five hours dismantling the chimney and flue to remove Kotarac’s body. Neighbors were as shocked over the news as her patients were. “I don’t care who your are — a doctor, lawyer, garbageman — I think you can snap over any kind of heartache,” one neighbor said.…
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Anderson Twp., OH – Courtney Groeshen, 22, was driving down I-275 early Sunday morning when her passenger, 29-year-old Joseph Needels, got a bug up his butt and decided to show off his mad car surfin’ skillz. Needels shimmied out of his seat and attempted to climb out of the passenger window and make his way to the roof of the ’99 Chevy Cavalier. When Groeshen hit a rough patch on the road, Needels went flying. It was initially reported that Needels slipped off the hood of the car and met a grisly death via Kenworth, but a recently updated version claims he never even made it to the roof, just bounced out of the window. Meh…either way, he won’t be playing stunt man again any time soon. Needels lost his grip and was sent directly into the path a Kenworth semi-tractor trailer driven by 31-year-old Theodore Hooks II. After the Kenworth chewed him up and spit him out, he was hit by another vehicle – a passenger car driven by 18-year-old Adrienne Williams.…
Continue ReadingPolice Need Help Determining What Happened To Unconscious Woman Injured At Party
August 27, 2010 at 2:06 pm by Morbid
LAWRENCEBURG, Tenn. -- Here’s another story about a woman injured at a party, but in this case, no one is sure exactly what happened. This is due largely to the victim currently unconscious in a hospital bed recovering from 20 broken ribs. The only clue they have to what happened to Karen Hannah is her own call to 911. Here is what is known so far. Hannah attended a cousin’s party Saturday night where, according to police, 60 to 70 people attended. At some point during this party where many, including Hannah, were drinking, she was found on the floor in the fetal position asking for water. She somehow managed to find a cell phone and call 911 at around 3:00 a.m. Sunday. She told the dispatcher she had been run over by a car but other people there were saying she was fine — just drunk and lying. The family is hoping someone at the party will speak up because even though doctor’s have stopped giving her all the drugs that were keeping her sedated, Hannah will not wake up.…
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NEW YORK - The The 17-year-old daughter of of the U.S. Ambassador to Thailand fell to her death from the 25th floor of the Herald Towers Friday morning. Nicole John was pronounced dead at the scene after being found on a third-floor ledge of the building with severe trauma to her body. Investigators say Nicole was attending a party on the 25th floor with her friends after having just left a club. An investigation is underway, but witnesses say the group was heavily intoxicated and Nicole may have been leaning out of the high-rise’s window for fresh air when she fell over the edge. Ilan Nassimi, 25, was hosting the late night party and was charged with unlawful dealing with a child for supplying alcohol to someone under the age of 21. With any luck, she passed out before falling. According to the ambassador’s website, Nicole attended high school in Bangkok, but had returned to new York to attend college where she was planning to major in fine arts.…
Continue ReadingAmateur Ghost Hunter Investigating Ghost Train Killed By Real Train
August 27, 2010 at 12:50 pm by Morbid
STATESVILLE, N.C. — Early Friday morning. a small group of ghost hunters ended up becoming part of the legend they went to investigate.
The group of twelve had gathered on the railroad trestle at Buffalo Shoals Road in Statesville where, over 100 year ago, a train wreck happened that killed about two dozen people. They were there to investigate the legend that claims you can hear or see the doomed train on each anniversary of the accident.
Unfortunately for the group, they happened to be on the trestle when a Norfolk Southern train came around the bend at around 2:45 in the morning. The conductor saw the group and tried to stop the train but was unable to do so before striking and killing 29-year-old Christopher Kaiser. His body was found in a nearby ravine.
Another woman with the group was taken to the hospital with serious injuries. Several reports say that Kaiser pushed the woman out of the train’s path before he was hit.
I’ve included some video detailing the original accident, the trestle and the ghost stories surrounding it.…
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