Goldsboro, North Carolina — Michael Earl Ricks, 47, has been convicted of armed robbery, common law robbery and writing worthless checks. He has recently been released from prison and luckily, Mary McDuffie and Christy Hughes let him come live with them in the trailer they rented. After a few hours of drinking, the two women got into an argument with Ricks and threatened to kick him out. Ricks became upset and took a trip to his employer, Best Sand and Gravel, and returned with a front-end loader bulldozer. While one of the women was on the phone with 911, Ricks used the bulldozer to destroy the trailer. You can listen to the moment he hit the trailer here. After he was done with the trailer, he then chased the two women as they ran to their landlord’s home. The women were not injured, and Ricks was arrested at the scene. He is being held under a $1,500 bond at the Wayne County jail on Monday, charged with damage to real property. [Read more...]

BARNESVILLE, Ohio – When these two kids decided to raise some hell, they did it right. I am surprised they actually were able to get away with as much as they did without anyone noticing and that it seems as if they have almost no supervision. Police pulled over a Pontiac Grand Am at around 3 a.m. FridayFriday reviews and found the 12-year-old boy behind the wheel with his 8-year-old brother in the stolen car. After questioning the boys, they readily gave the officer a laundry list of unlawful behavior they had been up to over the last 24 hours. [Read more...]

ELGIN, Iowa – For whatever reason, 21-year-old Matthew Sodoma decided the 4th of July would not be complete without taking a shit on a downtown, Elgin sidewalk. Not satisfied with his handiwork, he then picked some of it up and began to smear it all over the door of the Valley Community Coalition. He left the scene before he could be apprehended. Authorities have no idea why he decided to do this, or why he targeted that particular door, but after a short investigation, Matthew Sodoma was identified as the culprit and arrested for it on Thursday. [Read more...]

It has been a lovely day with some exciting action in the forums.  We have discussed various ways to prepare a hot dog, the difference between livermush and liverwurst, and the benefits of waterproof mascara at mugshot time.  But alas, it’s that time again.  TimeTime reviews to bring you a short summary of some stories that did not quite make the cut in time for a full write up, but are filled with enough asshattery to be noteworthy.

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Update – CHP investigators arrested two men — Shawn Philip Wagner of Mariposa and Rojelio Gomez of Fremont, both 21 years old — Thursday evening at around 9:30 p.m. according to Sgt. Trent Cross.

FREMONT, California. – I was completely unaware of this story until just now. But it seems as some asshole douchebag has been using a pellet gun to target motorists on Highway 680 between the Mission Boulevard and Washington Boulevard exits, near the Fremont-Sunol border. So far 25 drivers are known to have had their vehicles shot, five of them on SaturdaySaturday reviews between 11:40 p.m. and 11:45 p.m. Luckily only property damage at this point, with no reports of physical injuries. But it’s just a matter of time before someone freaks out after having their windshield explode on them, and someone ends up getting their ass hurt or killed. [Read more...]

Omaha, Nebraska–Denizens, feast your eyes on one bad-ass extortionist. Scary lookin’, isn’t he? Not exactly the face that pops into my mind when I think shakedown, extortion, or protection. When I look at Robert Peck, I think, ‘Opie: The Teenage Years.’ If you don’t agree to pay him for his ‘protection,’ he’ll aim his pretend gun at you! [Read more...]

Wilmington, Delaware – Like alot of the mothers here, Karen Peet, 46, is one of those women that will do absolutely anything for her children.  However, this woman takes that motherly instinct and twists it into something really pathetic.  She put word out that she would pay $1000 to anyone who would jump her son’s 17 year old ex-girlfriend.

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Canton, WI – Ah, HalloweenHalloween reviews.  It’s that time of year when evil runs amok in the hearts of men and emo runs amok in the hearts of teenagers.  You keep your black cats inside, buy plenty of cleaning fluids for the egg fights and silly string, and install concrete vaults around the graves of your dead, right?  Because otherwise, some pesky kids or weird Satanists are likely to cruise by your local haunted cemetery and steal a baby corpse.  Hey, it happens.  Yay Halloween!  [Read more...]

DILLON, SC - Bonnie Bowens returned from church last Wednesday only to return home to find her trailer door open and the contents ransacked. She then called for her dog, Penny, whom she had only owned for 2-months. Penny didn’t come, but it was at that point Bonnie noticed the smell, the oven light on, and a chair propped against the oven’s door.

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