BRUSLY, Louisiana – A family began to suspect that someone was peeping into the window of their 16-year-old’s daughter’s bedroom window. They initially thought it may just be kids playing a prank, but to be on the safe side they contacted police. A hidden camera was installed outside the home to hopefully capture the culprit(s) the family felt had been lurking around the home. What they ended up recorded was equal parts disturbing, pathetic and hilarious. Well, hilarious to me. What they captured was 22-year-old Charles Kazmir peeping into the teen’s window. With his pants off. Jacking off. Charles Kazmir later admitted to looking into the girl’s bedroom and bathroom windows on seven different occasions. Kazmir has been charged with seven counts of criminal trespassing, obscenity, voyeurism, peeping tom and criminal mischief. I am sure his parents are extremely proud of their son and any chance he may have had scoring with chicks in his area just fell about a bazillion points.

Something I thought was odd is the fact that Charles felt the need to completely remove his pants. Not sure if there is more of a thrill to doing that or not, but if I were peeping in some chick’s house to toss one off on the bricks while she takes a piss, I’d want to be in a position to bolt if the need arises. I mean, he couldn’t just pull his dick out and masturbate? But kinda glad he decided to go all “free willy” as a dude wearing nothing but a shirt and socks is a funny sight. Chicks can pull that off and look hot as hell. Dudes, well, not so much.

Hopefully Charles has learned his lesson and that if you are gonna do this kinda shit, do it in your car during morning traffic. Prefereably at traffic lights. Get them on your driver side, turn and stare at them while you do it. As an added bonus, be sure to keep your eyes and mouth wide open with your tongue hanging out occasionally licking your window. Bob up and down real quick too. They love when you do that.

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Charlotte, NC – Like many school systems across the US, Mecklenburg County Schools are dealing with budget cuts. I would get into what a fucking joke our school administration is here, but I’ll save that for another day. Anyway, one of the things they have done is to merge a bunch of bus stops into larger common areas. A change that should have been done a long, long time ago if you ask me. That means some kids wont be able to hop out of their front door and into their seat and one mother was not happy with her daughter having to walk a bit further to catch her school bus. So  33-year-old Shani Edmond wrote a very intelligent, thought-provoking letter to the school board explaining her issues. Yeah, right. She entered the school bus full of Reedy Creek Elementary kids and beat  the 57-year-old bus driver.

Another adult captured some video of the event, but it was after the actual fight. You can see another parent finally pulling Edmond out of the doorway where she had been preventing the bus driver from closing the doors. One witness described Shani Edmond taking off her shoes, jewelery and hair before going inside the bus and assaulting the driver. Another witness said that the kids in the bus began screaming and started jumping from the back of the bus.

“When we knew it was a real fight was when their glasses flew off the bus and everyone started screaming after that part,” rider Rayne Mouzon said. “The bus started rocking back and forth, back and forth,” one neighbor said. “This is crazy. You’re beating up on an older lady. You should have seen the scratches on her neck.”

I’m not sure exactly why Edmond was beating on this woman, especially since the driver has absolutely no control over school bus stops. Edmond was charged with assault and battery and trespassing. Both source links below have video reports. Check ‘em out.

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Lincoln, NE – It’s a good thing that most pervs are stoopid. If they excelled at their ‘craft,’ they might get away with their pervy shenanigans forever and no one would be the wiser. Gregory Tyrrell? Luckily, he’s one of the stupid ones. Gregory, a level-three sex offender who has spent years behind bars for burglary and sexual assault, is accused of walking into the woman’s locker room at a couple of different health clubs on more than one occasion. Now, he didn’t just breeze right through the locker room door to get an eyeful – he was way too sneaky for that. What he did, and bear with me while I laugh my ass off, was wrap himself up in towels, from his head to his knees with just his eyes visible, and he’d saunter into the locker room like that. Well now, that wouldn’t look suspicious at all, would it? The dude is 6′2″ and 170 pounds with hairy man knees. He seriously thought no one would catch on? Please.

Gregory Tyrrell

On August 20, video surveillance caught Gregory entering the men’s locker room fully clothed, and leaving wearing only a towel and carrying an armful of extra towels. On that particular day, Gregory was seen going in and out of the locker room area 40 times in four hours. In July, at a different gym, Gregory was seen entering the women’s locker room at least three times. He was, again, covered in towels, with only his eyes and hairy man legs visible from the knees down. Had I been one of the women in the locker room, I wonder if I would have screamed or pointed and laughed at the retarded guy wrapped in towels? Yeah – I would’a pointed and laughed.

Though gym employees positively identified Gregory on the surveillance video as the weirdo wrapped in towels and creeping around the lady’s locker room, his family and friends seem to think the sex offender has changed his ways since being released from prison in ‘04. They think the cops have the wrong dude. Gregory Tyrrell, who is currently on parole until 2024, is back in the pokey facing charges of first-degree criminal trespass and theft of services. The theft charge stems from the fact that Gregory bought a guest pass once, using a false name, but otherwise did not pay to use the gym. Bail has been set at $5,000.

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Conway, S.C.- Every man has his own preferences in what they like about their ladies. While some men prefer blonds, others prefer brunettes, and brave ones go for redheads. I’ve heard some men say that big boobs are better and some believe a handful is plenty. Even 50-year old Rodell Vereen has his own unique preferences about the ladies he chooses to get a little action from. Vereen likes his females to have long muscular legs, large teeth, and a big ol’ booty with a swishy tail. Whether the mare is in season or not, I don’t think it really matters to this wanna-be stallion. Unfortunately for him, it does matter to the horse’s owner and she put a stop to his nightly horse-play when she caught him behind her barn.

Rodell Vereen

On Thanksgiving Day in 2007, Vereen, who works for a landscaping company, was caught having sex with a horse named Sugar at the Lazy B Stables. He plead guilty to the buggery charge in July 2008, was sentenced to 3 years probation and listed as an RSO. He was also ordered to undergo mental health counseling and told not to go anywhere near the Lazy B Stables. This brought little comfort to the owner of Lazy B Stables, Barbara Kenley, who lives 4 miles away from the stables and she spent many restless nights worrying about her horse. In the following months, Kenley began suspecting that Vereen had returned. She would find bails of hay stacked in a stall and Sugar continued getting infections. Kenley spent some nights at the farm watching for the beastly bugger, but saw nothing. With no solid proof, she decided to install surveillance cameras.

On June 19, she gave the police an hour and a half long taping of a man raping her mare, but they were unable to identify the man in the video. Kenley decided to catch the fiddling horse-whisperer red-handed. Late in the evening on Monday, Kenley went to check on her stables and noticed an unknown vehicle parked near the property. When she found Vereen behind a barn where the horses are kept, she pointed a shotgun at his head and called the police on her cell phone. “He was very subdued,” Kenley said. “He was like … cold. He may have been in shock.” Kenley said she thought about shooting him, but did not want to go to prison. When Kenley asked Vereen what he was doing at the barn, he told her he was looking for a bathroom. Kenley told him he was full of crap and the filly-fornicator apologized and said he didn’t mean to hurt Kenley. When officers arrived, Kenley told them she had video of Vereen having sex with her 21-year old horse, Sugar.

Vereen admitted to the officers that he did have sex with a horse on July 19. He was charged with buggery and trespassing with his bail set at $10,000. A judge will likely determine if Vereen will serve the remainder of his three-year suspended sentence for the 2007 buggery charge. “Hopefully he won’t get out,” Kenley said. “My goal is to get him away from me and my property.”His brother claims that Vereen was diagnosed with a mental disease more than 10 years ago and may have not been taking his medication. “He’s not a violent man, I know.” Kenley says the stable is her getaway and stress relief. She has owned the stable for 20 years and feels now it has been destroyed. “I have a false sense of security right now,” Kenley said. “When they arrested him before I thought that was the end of it. Now all of my insecurities are back. I can’t go out there at certain times because I am afraid. In 20 years I’ve never had a problem like this. I never knew people did such a thing.” The horse, Sugar, is still undergoing treatment for infections related to the incidents. Obviously, this guy has a hard time understanding that “Neigh” means “No”.

Note: Photo in featured box is of Barbara Kenley, her gun, and Sugar.

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Charleston, West Virginia–OMFG. Demonites, I have been writing for this site for quite some time now. I have written about some pretty weird people doing some pretty bizarre things. It has gotten to the point where nothing shocks me…not eye-ball munchers, not horse fuckers, not even Destinie Duvall. But the Mallos? These fuckers threw me for a fucking loop. Never have I seen such dysfunction in one oddball family. You see, it all started with the death of Phyllis Phares. The 82-year-old woman was killed in her home on June 14. On June 15, authorities had a suspect in the murder, a 14-year-old boy who lived across the street from Phares. On June 17, the boy was charged with first-degree murder. He is also facing sexual assault charges in an unrelated case. That was just the beginning of the arrests…..

Alexander Doran, Carolyn Mallo, and Trina Mallo

While authorities were questioning the teen on the death of Phares, they happened to notice that the boy was living in a fucking pig sty. When they served a search warrant on the home on June 15, a 6-year-old child was asleep in a bedroom with dozens of knives and cleavers. Seems the Mallo home is unfit for man or beast…and especially unfit for Trina Mallo’s two young children, a 6-year-old girl and a 7-year-old boy. Inside the now condemned home, among the thousands of roaches:

A large knife with a six- to eight-inch blade was lying on the kitchen floor.

Two swords were in the back bedroom, easily accessible to the children. Police also found fixed-blade and lock-blade knives in the home.

Shards of glass were on the floor.

Outside the house police found a freezer filled with three feet of green, murky water. “It was described by one family member as where they cut up fish,” according to the complaint.

Several bottles of prescription pain killers and muscle relaxers were found throughout the home. One was a prescription for the sedative benzodiazepine prescribed to Alexander Mallo. The pills were spilled out onto the floor in the back bedroom.

There were large holes in the floor of the room designated as the children’s’ sleeping area. The holes were large enough for the children to fall into, according to the complaint.

Two large piles of what was apparently human feces were also in the room, according to the complaint.

A large bucket of a black, unknown liquid was on the kitchen floor.

Fecal matter was smeared on the toilet in the bathroom. “The sink was not accessible due to the sheer amount of trash, dirty clothes and other debris cluttering the room,” according to the complaint.

On Thursday, June 18, the parents and sister of the teen were arrested. Alexander Doran, 67, who also uses the last name of Mallo, Carolyn Mallo, 55, and Trina Mallo, 27, were all arrested and charged with child neglect causing risk of injury. The children were removed from the home on Monday and a petition has been filed in circuit court to get parental rights revoked. The investigation is continuing and more charges may be filed on some more serious allegations. We’ll get to that in the next paragraph. For those of you not keeping track, that is one family, four arrests, within three days. We ain’t quite finished yet….

Another fine family member, Alexandrio “Mikey” Michael Mallo, 23, was arrested on Tuesday, June 16, and charged with first-degree sexual abuse. On June 10, a report was made that stated Alexandrio had been molesting his 7-year-old nephew, Trina’s son. He also liked to smack the kid in the nuts with a ruler. Nice. You still with me? This would be arrest #5. Wait, what’s this? Another family member under arrest? No. Fucking. Way.

Farris Mallo and Alexandrio Mallo

Yes, another trashy Mallo, 29-year-old Farris Eugene Mallo. This Mallo was arrested on Friday, June 19, and charged with three counts each of sexual assault and burglarly. What, pray tell, was he up to? Well, over the last few months, he allegedly broke into the home of his ex-wife, who lives just a couple houses away from the pig sty, on at least three separate occasions, and raped her. And that’s #6. Wow. Just…wow.

Back to the 14-year-old…while some news outlets are releasing his name, until he is actually charged as an adult in the crime, I won’t. He had been charged previously with one count of first-degree sexual abuse and one count of second-degree sexual assault in a case unrelated to Phares’ murder. Holy. Hell. These turds should’ve been flushed a long time ago.

If you would like to see some raw video of the inside of the Mallo home, and I do mean raw, you can check out the video here. Don’t say I didn’t warn you though.

Trina’s Myspace

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Orlando, FL- Mauricio DeJesus Reyes, 44, is another vile and sneaky bastard who spends his time playing the boogeyman. Just like SoJaded’s previous story about Carlos Garcia, Mauricio Reyes snuck into a home with plans on kidnapping a little girl.

Mauricio Reyes

In the early hours of May 14′th, Reyes broke in through the rear sliding door of a home and slithered into a sleeping 4-year old girl’s bedroom. After Reyes took the child’s blanket and a pair of shorts from her dresser, he carried the child to the garage where he laid her down on the blanket and bound and gagged her with duct tape. Reyes then removed two pairs of the girl’s mother’s high-heeled shoes from a closet near the garage and put them next to the girl. After he locked the garage door, Reyes went back into the home to look for more items. Thankfully, thankfully, thankfully, after Reyes left the garage, the girl was able to remove her binds and scream for her parents. Her parents found Reyes in a hallway, the father chased after him, and Reyes was able to get away. But not for long…

The second best thing to the girl’s escape is that Reyes is a stupid criminal. Reyes must of needed some liquid courage before his attempted abduction, because he left a pile of empty Natural Ice beer cans behind the house. Police were able to get his DNA and fingerprints from the cans, but a check of the statewide database came up empty. So the investigators decided to follow the trail of beer cans to the nearest store, a Publix, where they looked up sales of Natural Ice. Publix pulled up all the names with matching videotape to all the sales. Surveillance footage from a home in the neighborhood showed a 2007 Jeep Patriot roaming the streets around the time of the break-in, so detectives compared owners of that vehicle to Publix surveillance footage and driver’s license photos. Detectives found a match with Reyes, and lab results showed it was Reyes’ DNA on the beer cans and his fingerprints on the window of the home. After he was caught, Reyes admitted to breaking into the home, but denied any intentions to assault the girl. Bull. Fucking. Shit.

Reyes, who is not on the sexual offender or predator database, has a history. Reyes had been charged with loitering and prowling four times in the past 20 years for standing outside people’s windows and masturbating. Court records show he was arrested in 1998, for loitering and prowling, but prosecutors dropped that case because of insufficient evidence. In 2007, a man broke into the bathroom window of a home and gagged an 8-year-old girl. The intruder was chased off by the girl’s mother and police never found the man. Reyes denied involvement in the 2007 incident, but detectives said they have DNA evidence. Reyes will now be charged with that 2007 incident. For this latest attempt, Reyes is charged with kidnapping of a child under 12 and with burglary of an occupied residence. He is being held on no bond.

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Dayton, Texas – I can’t think of a better description of these two.  Just their mugshots alone has given me a dueling banjos earworm that I can’t seem to shake.  These guys make the Squidbillies look like an educational animated program for preschoolers.  The only thing that is keeping me from laughing out loud is the fact that these fucknuts delivered a couple of shotgun blasts to two vehicles full of “trespassers” and ended up killing a 7 year old.

Gayle and Sheila Muhs

The family of 7 year old Donald Coffey, Jr. were visiting friends who lived near the rural neighborhood these two inbred crazies called home.  They decided to go off -roading at some nearby government owned levees which is a perfectly legal activity and common in the area.  At some point, the one of the boys needed to go to the bathroom and the two vehicles pulled over to the side of the road…unfortunately in front of the Muh’s residence which has a huge sign out front warning “Trespassers will be shot!  Survivors will be reshot!  Smile I will.”

Muh residence

Sheila Muhs ran out of the house screaming like a deranged banshee for the families to get off their property and then proceeded to shoot at the vehicles.  The families yelled for them to stop shooting because there were children in the car, but they continued.    Sheila put down the shotgun at one point to chase the first vehicle on her all terrain vehicle, only to have Gayle pick it back up to blast the second vehicle which was already fleeing.  Donald Coffey, his older sister, father and another adult family friend were all hit with shotgun pellets.  Donald’s hits being mostly to his head and face.  As the families fled and got medical care for the wounded in the vehicles, Sheila Muh returned home, called 911 and told the dispatcher that some people were “tearing up the levees” and she shot them. Overreact much?  Geez.

Even though the state of Texas does have a law that allows property owners to shoot at trespassers on their property at night, that law would not apply in this case.  Little Donald Coffey’s family and friends were on public property the entire time and never set foot on the Muh’s property.  Donald Jr. succumbed to his injuries a couple of days later and the couple is now facing murder charges.  I can’t help but wish they would do some genetic testing to see if these two are related.  This kind of lunacy only comes from years of inbreeding.

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Memphis, TN- I have never tried any brand of Kentucky Bourbon. Now, after reading about 46-year old Karen Sims and her crazy-assed drunk display on March 25, 2009, I think my lightweight ass will stick with beer. I know this is not one of the usual crimes we front page here on the Dreamin’ Demon, but being it is April 1, I thought the story of a drunk fool would be appropriate.

A couple days ago, James Chambers said he noticed a strange woman walking in a very peculiar way with something in her hand. He said it could have been a bottle, but was unsure. He thought maybe the woman just “had problems“.

Several other neighbors have stated that the 46-year old woman, Karen Sims, had given them problems before, but nothing like this. Alvaro Pacheco and Gonzalo Tocarruncho said they’ve had trouble in the backyard each night and things have been disappearing.  Last Wednesday, Sims ignored (or was too sloshed to take notice of) the ‘No Trespassing’ signs, and stumbled her way into their backyard. For hours she staggered around their yard and begged them for money to buy more booze. These two guys must be very patient or completely starved for entertainment because I would not have put up with this drunken damsel’s distress calls for more than an hour. I would of videotaped what I could and spent the rest of that time sending it to friends and uploading it on YouTube.

After the men grew tired of the lush’s drunken demands, Tocarruncho asked her to leave. Sims must of misheard his request because she removed her shirt. When Tocarruncho told her he called the police, Sims gave him another eerie eyeful by removing her pants. Damn. Now I see why I need to have more patience. I would have missed the entire strip-tease of this tanked-up tootsie and that would have caused a much lower view count on YouTube.

“She drank too much and she off up her clothes,” said Pacheco with a nervous grin. “She is crazy. She needs a hospital or jail, I don’t know which.” I don’t know either, but I do hope she gets the help she obviously needs.

When police arrived, they found Sims staggering around Tocarruncho’s backyard stark naked and holding a nearly empty bottle of Kentucky Bourbon. When the drunken diva finally noticed the officers, she became belligerent and began cursing loudly. She screamed at the officers and refused to obey their commands.

Karen Sims, who lives down the street, was arrested and charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, public indecency and public intoxication. Police stated this is not the first time Sims has been arrested.

So all of you can get a proper visual of the drunk and naked nuisance, here  is the mugshot of Ms. Karen Sims. Happy April Fool’s Day, Demonites!

I’m guessing that if Alvaro Pacheco and Gonzalo Tocarruncho were not drinking men before, they are now. *shudder*

Thanks to Tazzzz who has this in our forums.

John Coppes & Bob Epley

Today’s twofer is brought to you by Dakota Valkyrie and The Morning Star. Demonites and Denizens, I have a real treat for you today! Meet John Coppes and Bob Epley. John is a neighborly fella; a slick operator who loves all creatures, big and small. And by loves, I mean loves. Bob, well…he has a very peculiar hobby.

Mena, Arkansas–John Coppes, 26, is an animal lover. Back in December, Coppes decided to pay his neighbor’s animals a visit. A 13-year-old girl walked out of the home and witnessed Coppes trying to get it on with her Anatolian shepherd. Perv zipped right past all the bases and tried to slide into home. He could’ve at least brought her a flower, or kibble, or something.

Coppes is a love ‘em and leave ‘em type of guy. As soon as he was finished with the dog, he sauntered into the horse pasture. He had his eye on his next date victim. The girl called 911 when she felt her Palomino pony’s virtue was at stake.

When the calvary arrived, they say Coppes was still inside the horse pen, and after his arrest, a bottle of ‘astroglide lube’ was found in his possession. Told ya he was slick! Last Tuesday, John Coppes pleaded guilty to two charges of bestiality and a charge of criminal trespassing. He was sentenced to one year in jail and ordered to pay a $500 fine. Shit, he could’ve saved $490 and had Nicole Scarpone for $10. Loser.

Nashville, Tennessee–Just when I think I’ve heard it all, along comes 56-year-old Bob Epley. Bob, worried about the effect the economy has on children, decided to hire a few kids to carry out a task for him. Last October, on various occasions, he rounded up at least three children–ages 9, 14, and 15–at a friend’s apartment complex. In order to supplement their allowance, the children were asked to do one thing; they had to strangle Bob with their legs, ‘in order to create an autoerotic sensation,’ while he filmed it. Fortunately(?), Bob remained clothed during the ‘episodes.

‘Umm…whaaaaat? He couldn’t find a hooker to do the same damn thing? Maybe he should have hooked up with Matthew Werner…he’s good at that choking and strangling thing.

For his part in the whole skeevy thing, Bob Epley was indicted by a grand jury on three counts of especially aggravated sexual exploitation of a minor and one count of aggravated sexual battery. He is being held on $75,000 bond.

Bob is employed by the Metro school district as a bus driver supervisor. At this time, it does not appear that Bob used his position with Metro schools to lure children. But, police say other children may have been involved and are asking anyone with information about Bob Epley’s activities to call the department’s Sex Crimes Unit at 615-862-7540.

Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman (Myspace)

Tooele, UT–Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman has a really long name, and really freaky eyes, and damn, WTF is up with his nose? Orion needs a new hobby…an activity that will keep him away from pygmy goats.

Bet ya thought this was going to be another beastiality story, huh? Sorry to disappoint. Orion isn’t here on the Dreamin’ Demon for fucking goats, he’s here because he goatnapped and decapitated a couple of them.

Last November, in the early morning hours of October 31, Orion and a couple of juvenile delinquent buddies broke into a pen containing the Linell family’s two pet pygmy goats, Daisy and Duke, and ran off with the 12-inch-tall critters.

At around 2:00 a.m. that same morning, a man called 911 to report that he heard something that sounded like children crying. The sound was coming from the area of Tooele’s North Lake Elementary School. The caller went to investigate the sound and witnessed three juveniles attacking a couple of goats.

When police arrived, they found one of the goats decapitated…the head of the other goat was hanging on ‘by a thread’. Authorities cleaned up the bloody mess and notified the owner, Dena Linell. The Humane Society offered a $3,000 reward for information on the decapitations.

Time passed and an arrest was finally made last month. Orion and a juvenile were arrested for the kidnapping and slaying of the two goats. Orion Stoltman, 19, is being charged with two counts of aggravated cruelty to an animal, a class A misdemeanor; theft, criminal mischief and criminal trespass-all class B misdemeanors. He faces up to a year in jail if convicted on each of the class A misdemeanors and up to six months in jail if convicted on eash of the class B misdemeanors.

On top of all that, Orion pleaded not guilty in January to charges of failing to stop at the command of a police officer and unlawfully providing shelter to a runaway, both misdemeanors. He pleaded guilty in October to discharging a firearm, a class B misdemeanor, but hadn’t yet been sentenced.

Please, find something to charge the creep with and make it stick. I’d be worried if this little fucker was lurking around in my neighborhood.

Definition of a Juggaho: A fake, superficial fan of ICP/Psychopathic Records. A bitch-ass mark with no loyalties and no priorities. (Thank you for the schooling, piXyNinjette).

UnamusedCat has this one up in the forums.

George Bartusek Jr.

Cape Coral, FL–Meet 51-year-old George Bartusek Jr. On Wednesday, Romeo here was caught getting his freak on in the parking lot of a Publix grocery store. Oh yeah, Bartusek was getting hot and heavy with his ladies while others watched…some in horror, some in amusement. And yes, I said ladies–plural. What a stud! You go George!

A little public display of affection is one thing, whipping out your wiener in front of soccer moms running errands with their kiddos, that’s another thing.

A customer that saw what was happening inside the car ran inside the store to get a manager while another customer called Cape Coral police. It seems that there were some children sitting in a car parked next to Bartusek’s. Parents don’t take public masturbation lightly. Anyway, the manager approached Bartusek and asked him, several times, if maybe he could take the orgy somewhere else, he was freaking people out. Bartusek refused…he was busy dammit!

Oh wait…I guess I forgot to mention one important piece of information. Bartusek’s ladies? They were blow-up dolls. Two of  ‘em. Bartusek had one in front and one in the rear. Parked in his car, at a grocery story, in broad daylight, Bartusek was making out with his dolls. And it wasn’t just a little tongue action either, he was all over those dolls! Humpin’ and rompin’! ‘As I walk by I saw this guy with two blowup dolls – kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people’s attention,’ said one witness. Shit like that never happens in my neighborhood!

Officer Jeffrey Karau rolls up to find a large crowd gathered behind a Lincoln Town Car. (Yes, people were watching and yes, you know someone has video). As he approached the car, Bartusek jumped out, license in hand. The ladies in the car didn’t go unnoticed by the officer. When asked what the hell he was doing there, Bartusek replied that ‘he was in the parking lot to go to Target to get some clothes for his dolls.’ How very considerate of him! It was about that time that Officer Karau noticed a 3-inch opening in the crotch of Bartusek’s shorts. And wouldn’t you know it, he had decided to go commando that day. The officer then determined that Bartusek’s actions ‘were corrupting the public’s morals and outraged the sense of public decency.’ Off to the pokey!

George Bartusek made his first court appearance Thursday, on charges of trespassing and disturbing the peace. Bond was set at $6,500. Charges of lewd conduct are pending. Of course this isn’t his first run-in with the law, he has previously been convicted of DUI and assault on a peace officer.

And the ladies? Sadly, they didn’t any new outfits. They were towed away with the car. For your viewing enjoyment….

Reese's!! Yummy!

Thanks for the story TheMorningStar!

Jose Cain Chicas

East Naples, FL–You’ve had a long, grueling day at work. You just want to get home…take off your shoes, throw on some comfy clothes. Maybe read a few chapters or even take a relaxing nap before dinner. You head for your room, you just can’t wait to jump in between those sheets and WTF? There’s a homeless drunk guy in your bed. Don’t you just hate when that happens?

Dianne Williamson, 53, told police that when she arrived home after work Wednesday evening, she found a strange man in her bed. (Not PeeWee Herman strange, creepy drunk homeless guy strange). Instead of finding the nearest heavy object with which to pound the stranger, like I would have done, Williamson woke the guy up and kindly asked him to get the hell outta her bed. After a drunken struggle with the sheets, 43-year-old Chicas managed to get on his feet. Perturbed at being roused from his slumber, Chicas started cussing at Williamson, approaching her with a closed fist.

Again, Williamson kept her calm and started to walk away to call police. Chicas followed her. Now that he was awake, he was feeling a little randy. He whipped out a $10 bill and asked her to have sex with him. Somehow, after choking back some bile I’m sure, Williamson managed to get the drunk Don Juan out of her house. He then approached some of her neighbors and began to harass them as well. I wonder if anyone accepted his gracious offer of $10? Nah…he was arrested.

Jose Cain Chicas was taken to jail and charged with trespassing, assault, and obstruction of an officer. ICE also placed an immigration hold on Chicas. Guess he won’t have a problem with sleeping arrangements for a little while.

DENVER, Co - I know this is a few days old now, but I just had to get his face on the front page. In a nutshell, Wesley Cox was busted peeping in a couple’s home with a video camera back in October. During the investigation, they found that Wesley had been quite busy. Police found a bunch of women’s underwear in his home and video footage Wesley had taken of naked women…including some footage of him masturbating INSIDE people’s bedrooms. 

Wesley was then charged with unlawful sexual contact and trespassing. Police ended up posting pictures of the items they confiscated, as well as some video stills of a particular bedroom he had been inside, in hopes of locating the victims who didn’t even know they were victims. One of the garments was a cheerleader’s outfit from Boulder High School. One woman came forward and stated “Holy shit, that’s MY bedroom on the local news!”  She even gets a double crotch kick. First she sees her bedroom on the news, and second she learns some asshole was in it jacking-off with her underwear. 

Bedroom still released to public

Now, after six women came forward and identified the photos of their underwear, Wesley Cox was rearrested on Monday and charged with four counts of second-degree burglary and three counts of first-degree trespassing. They are reporting that there are even more possible victims (with more charges for Wesley) and have released even more photos of Wesley’s stash. You can check out the photos at http://www.bouldercolorado.gov. 

Guys like Wesley slay me. I know this is serious…I know the fact that he had graduated from looking to actually breaking in and entering people’s homes is a sign of escalation that could have continued ratcheting up to more damaging activities. But I cannot help but chuckle at the absolute pathetic-ness of having to break into a woman’s home so they can lay white stripes across a strangers unoccupied panties. I hate to see what this guy would do if he ever had a chance to do so across a face or back of a super model like I do on a daily basis. He would cum so hard he would fall over dead from dehydration. 

But seriously, when you guys looked at Wesley’s pic, did any of you go “Oh wow…he looks so normal” or were you like me, and completely devoid of surprise. Sort of like reading an article about a man charged with eating his murder victim, and the picture that goes with the story has a man giving the devil horns, fangs and a swastika tattooed on his forehead. Although, the more I look, this guy looks like everyone currently working in our IT department. 

Anyway, Wesley now has to face his friends and family in regards to his embarrassing hobby. And good luck with that, Wesley. Personally, I would rather my 15 minutes of fame be about me burning down a church full of puppies than this shit.