BRUSLY, Louisiana – A family began to suspect that someone was peeping into the window of their 16-year-old’s daughter’s bedroom window. They initially thought it may just be kids playing a prank, but to be on the safe side they contacted police. A hidden camera was installed outside the home to hopefully capture the culprit(s) the family felt had been lurking around the home. What they ended up recorded was equal parts disturbing, pathetic and hilarious. Well, hilarious to me. What they captured was 22-year-old Charles Kazmir peeping into the teen’s window. With his pants off. Jacking off. Charles Kazmir later admitted to looking into the girl’s bedroom and bathroom windows on seven different occasions. Kazmir has been charged with seven counts of criminal trespassing, obscenity, voyeurism, peeping tom and criminal mischief. I am sure his parents are extremely proud of their son and any chance he may have had scoring with chicks in his area just fell about a bazillion points. [Read more...]

Charlotte, NC – Like many school systems across the US, Mecklenburg County Schools are dealing with budget cuts. I would get into what a fucking joke our school administration is here, but I’ll save that for another day. Anyway, one of the things they have done is to merge a bunch of bus stops into larger common areas. A change that should have been done a long, long time ago if you ask me. That means some kids wont be able to hop out of their front door and into their seat and one mother was not happy with her daughter having to walk a bit further to catch her school bus. So  33-year-old Shani Edmond wrote a very intelligent, thought-provoking letter to the school board explaining her issues. Yeah, right. She entered the school bus full of Reedy Creek Elementary kids and beat  the 57-year-old bus driver. [Read more...]

Lincoln, NE – It’s a good thing that most pervs are stoopid. If they excelled at their ‘craft,’ they might get away with their pervy shenanigans forever and no one would be the wiser. Gregory Tyrrell? Luckily, he’s one of the stupid ones. Gregory, a level-three sex offender who has spent years behind bars for burglary and sexual assault, is accused of walking into the woman’s locker room at a couple of different health clubs on more than one occasion. Now, he didn’t just breeze right through the locker room door to get an eyeful – he was way too sneaky for that. What he did, and bear with me while I laugh my ass off, was wrap himself up in towels, from his head to his knees with just his eyes visible, and he’d saunter into the locker room like that. Well now, that wouldn’t look suspicious at all, would it? The dude is 6′2″ and 170 pounds with hairy man knees. He seriously thought no one would catch on? Please. [Read more...]

Conway, S.C.- Every man has his own preferences in what they like about their ladies. While some men prefer blonds, others prefer brunettes, and brave ones go for redheads. I’ve heard some men say that big boobs are better and some believe a handful is plenty. Even 50-year old Rodell Vereen has his own unique preferences about the ladies he chooses to get a little action from. Vereen likes his females to have long muscular legs, large teeth, and a big ol’ booty with a swishy tail. Whether the mare is in season or not, I don’t think it really matters to this wanna-be stallion. Unfortunately for him, it does matter to the horse’s owner and she put a stop to his nightly horse-play when she caught him behind her barn. [Read more...]

Charleston, West Virginia–OMFG. Demonites, I have been writing for this site for quite some time now. I have written about some pretty weird people doing some pretty bizarre things. It has gotten to the point where nothing shocks me…not eye-ball munchers, not horse fuckers, not even Destinie Duvall. But the Mallos? These fuckers threw me for a fucking loop. Never have I seen such dysfunction in one oddball family. You see, it all started with the death of Phyllis Phares. The 82-year-old woman was killed in her home on June 14. On June 15, authorities had a suspect in the murder, a 14-year-old boy who lived across the street from Phares. On June 17, the boy was charged with first-degree murder. He is also facing sexual assault charges in an unrelated case. That was just the beginning of the arrests….. [Read more...]

Orlando, FL- Mauricio DeJesus Reyes, 44, is another vile and sneaky bastard who spends his time playing the boogeyman. Just like SoJaded’s previous story about Carlos Garcia, Mauricio Reyes snuck into a home with plans on kidnapping a little girl. [Read more...]

Dayton, Texas – I can’t think of a better description of these two.  Just their mugshots alone has given me a dueling banjos earworm that I can’t seem to shake.  These guys make the Squidbillies look like an educational animated program for preschoolers.  The only thing that is keeping me from laughing out loud is the fact that these fucknuts delivered a couple of shotgun blasts to two vehicles full of “trespassers” and ended up killing a 7 year old.

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Memphis, TN- I have never tried any brand of Kentucky Bourbon. Now, after reading about 46-year old Karen Sims and her crazy-assed drunk display on MarchMarch reviews 25, 2009, I think my lightweight ass will stick with beer. I know this is not one of the usual crimes we front page here on the Dreamin’ Demon, but being it is April 1, I thought the story of a drunk fool would be appropriate.

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John Coppes & Bob Epley

Today’s twofer is brought to you by Dakota Valkyrie and The Morning Star. Demonites and Denizens, I have a real treat for you today! Meet John Coppes and Bob Epley. John is a neighborly fella; a slick operator who loves all creatures, big and small. And by loves, I mean loves. Bob, well…he has a very peculiar hobby.

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Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman (MyspaceMySpace)

Tooele, UT–Orion Kent Mitchell Stoltman has a really long name, and really freaky eyes, and damn, WTF is up with his nose? Orion needs a new hobby…an activity that will keep him away from pygmy goats.

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George Bartusek Jr.

Cape Coral, FL–Meet 51-year-old George Bartusek Jr. On Wednesday, Romeo here was caught getting his freak on in the parking lot of a Publix grocery store. Oh yeah, Bartusek was getting hot and heavy with his ladies while others watched…some in horror, some in amusement. And yes, I said ladies–plural. What a stud! You go George!

A little public display of affection is one thing, whipping out your wiener in front of soccer moms running errands with their kiddos, that’s another thing.

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Jose Cain Chicas

East Naples, FL–You’ve had a long, grueling day at work. You just want to get home…take off your shoes, throw on some comfy clothes. Maybe read a few chapters or even take a relaxing nap before dinner. You head for your room, you just can’t wait to jump in between those sheets and WTF? There’s a homeless drunk guy in your bed. Don’t you just hate when that happens?

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DENVER, Co - I know this is a few days old now, but I just had to get his face on the front page. In a nutshell, Wesley Cox was busted peeping in a couple’s home with a video camera back in OctoberOctober reviews. During the investigation, they found that Wesley had been quite busy. Police found a bunch of women’s underwear in his home and video footage Wesley had taken of naked women…including some footage of him masturbating INSIDEInside reviews people’s bedrooms. 

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