Atlanta, Georgia – When John Michalik observed a group of Atlanta Department of Public Works employees doing a bit of JackJack reviews and Shit while blocking a road – he pulled out his camera and began filming them. The workers were not pleased by being on camera and one of them let Michalik know it with threats and racial slurs. “You keep putting that camera in my face, I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I’ll take that motherfucking camera and whoop your ass,” yelled a DPW employee on the tape. What was the worker doing? reading a tabloid that he displayed to the camera saying he was, “Reading about y’alls crazy ass white folks.” While his fellow employees tried to calm the their fellow worker down, he wasn’t finished. He called John Michalik a “crazy ass cracker” and before driving off he stated, “I’m ’bout to get this motherfucking hammer and beat the fucking hell out of him.” [Read more...]

DeLand, Florida - When I was just a little Jaded, I wanted to grow up and become a cop. I dreamed of saving the world with my shiny gun and my big-ass flashlight. Now that I’m almost all grown up, I realize that I never would have made it past the first week – I would have had a run-in with the likes of the lovely Julie Hubbard and I would have totally lost my shit. The arrest report would have read, “The cracked bitch spit on my leg, and that’s when I pulled out my big-ass flashlight and lit up her insides. The end.” Julie turned what could have been a simple ticket and a fine into a sputum flinging, name calling, law enforcement officer threatening, clusterfuck. [Read more...]

Dallas, Texas – WomenWomen reviews in the Turtle Creek and Oak Lawn area are being told to keep your eyes peeled for any suspicious behavior as a very brazen robber has now been linked to five attacks on females. Their concern is that the guy is getting bolder with every consecutive attack. Police say that the man cases parking lots surprising his targets as they are distracted. Using a gun, he makes the victim take him to ATM’s. In two cases, he has broken into the victims’ homes. An accomplice held one victim at the home while he took the other to an ATM. He made one victim strip naked and get in her closet as he went through her apartment, stealing small electronics and jewelry. So ladies, keep your eyes peeled. It is very important that while you are carrying that bag of shoes while talking on the cell phone about Alicia’s ugly new hairstyle that you are constantly aware of your surroundings! [Read more...]

Washington, PA - Foreplay do – when in the mood, sweet nothings in his ear, a sly glance, and a fluttering of the eyelashes may relay to the object of your desire that you are in the mood for some nookie. Foreplay don’t – informing the object of your desire that if he doesn’t do you right now, you will cut his dick open and watch him bleed to death, right before you slap him across the face. While that may ‘do it’ for some men, *coughMorbidcough* one dude in particular had a problem with Samantha Harvey’s approach. On August 20, Samantha allegedly approached the 20-year-old male as he was getting ready for bed. After delivering her awesome come-on line, Samantha forced the man into her bedroom (I’m assuming the two are roommates), and ordered him to perform. To further entice him, she allegedly clipped a hot curling iron on to his ear.  [Read more...]

KEANSBURG, NJ - Two teen boys were involved in some kind of dispute. The father of one of the boys was a friend of 41-year-old Tara Donahue. He had the cell phone number of the other teen so Donahue decided she was going to get involved and call this kid and give him a piece of her mind because she was “looking out for her friend’s children.” She dialed the number and when the person answered, she began threatening them and threatening to kill them and the person’s mother. The person she was talking to was police dispatcher John Swartz. She had called the police station by accident. [Read more...]

Fond du Lac, WI – You may recall a story I posted last week about the scorned women armed with Krazy Glue and a plan. At the time, I had no further information on the victim, his name withheld because he was the victim of a sexual assault. Well, as luck would have it, this whole crazy quadrangle is back in the news again. So now, we get a peek at the object of the womens’ affections – Donessa Davis Sr. He gets his own little spot on the Dreamin’ Demon because he is every bit the wacko those women are – and then some. After the melee from the penis gluing incident died down, Donessa was arrested on charges of child abuse, theft, and harassment. Hell, I’m not sure I even know where to begin. [Read more...]

Naples, FL- I hate it when people make empty threats. I’m never going to talk to you again. I’m going to run away. I’m going to kill your mother. I’m going to do my own laundry from now on. If only that last one would stick. A friend of my hubby’s once said he wished someone would invent something to make the menial chores like washing dishes and doing laundry less troublesome. I told them they did. Unfortunately, it’s called a woman. Oops, now I’m getting off track again. Here’s the story. [Read more...]

ChicagoChicago reviews, IL- On the first of May, 15-year old Alex Arellano was walking with several girls to a friend’s home. Two individuals on bicycles stopped Alex and asked him what he was about, referring to his gang affiliation. Alex told them he was about nothing and they rode away. A short time later, the two on bikes returned along with a Ford Mustang containing a group of Latin King gang members wielding baseball bats. They demanded Alex to “throw up the crown,” or show the gang sign for Latin Kings, and, when Alex refused, they began to beat him into the ground with the bats. [Read more...]

Newburgh, IN- Breaking up is hard to do with 52-year old David Brackett. On Sunday afternoon, his girlfriend said she wanted to end her relationship with the smiling son-of-a-bitch pictured below, but he didn’t take the news well. [Read more...]

Omaha, Nebraska–Denizens, feast your eyes on one bad-ass extortionist. Scary lookin’, isn’t he? Not exactly the face that pops into my mind when I think shakedown, extortion, or protection. When I look at Robert Peck, I think, ‘Opie: The Teenage Years.’ If you don’t agree to pay him for his ‘protection,’ he’ll aim his pretend gun at you! [Read more...]

North Platte, NE-  There’s not too much in on this, but what we do know is that idiots like Kevin Shannon will never learn. Shannon was awaiting trial on previous child abuse charges against his 10-year old son. On January 29′th of this year, the boy told his mother and the police that his father hit and kicked him. After an investigation, Shannon was arrested and his jury trial was set for May 26′th. I don’t know how or why, but Shannon was still able to have visitation with his son.

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NOT Natasha Brinkley...but you get the idea.

Silver Springs Shores, Florida–On Saturday, Natasha’s husband gave her a gift that many mothers fantasize about…a day of peace and quiet. Paul Esposito took their three children to the home of a family friend for the day, leaving Natasha behind to relax and enjoy the quiet. When Paul and the children returned home, all was normal and quiet–until dinner time. That’s about the time the shit hit the fan.

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William Marks

Fulton, Missouri–Foreplay can be a little tricky–different women have different desires and needs. Meaningful conversation, kissing, snuggling, gentle caressing, automobiles, and jewelry? That’s doing it right. Knives, threats of bodily harm to offspring, and attempted rape? That’s doing it wrong.

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Troy Christoff (2006 photo)

Winter Haven, Florida–Here is your feel good story for the day. Troy Christoff, 34, got a bug up his ass and decided he was going to shoot his wife and several other family members, including at least two children. His wife, Dawn Christoff, had other plans. Now Troy is in the hospital, recovering from multiple gun shot wounds.

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