U.S. District Judge Marco A. Hernandez, who sent Barnett back to the Oregon State Penitentiary with the extra time, feels Barnett ”…has significant personality issues that remain unresolved.” Assistant U.S. Attorney John N. Parmley, a prosecutor called in from San Diego after the previous prosecutor fell victim to Barnett’s mischief, said of Barnett “The longer he stays in a controlled environment, the safer society will be.”
So what kind of douche-devilry draws such dire damnation? What manner of malevolence manifests such maligning? Threatening letters, anthrax hoaxes and poop… not necessarily in that order. Oh, and there’s even a torrid love affair with a not-really-hot-white-supremacist-spree-killer in there for you women folk.
Barnett’s streak starts back in 2008. Barnett, already in jail, mailed threatening letters to Washington County Sheriff Rob Gordon and three of his deputies. In August 2011, Barnett was moved to Portland’s Justice Center Jail, where he allegedly hurled a mixture of urine and feces at the face of Multnomah County Sheriff’s Deputy Brett S.…Continue Reading
Petaluma, CA - Patrons at a Petaluma Denny’s Restaurant learned that not everyone wants to hear your table talk after a man displeased with their discussion brandished a firearm.
Early Sunday morning, a group of friends were minding their own business just having some greasy diner fare and engaging in what was purportedly a “disrespectful” conversation. That is, according to one Thomas Hart, a 35-year-old Sunnyale man.
No details as to what was being discussed at said table, but it apparently wasn’t sitting right with Thomas who walked up to the group and laid down a gun and large knife on their table. He reportedly then told the diners their gab was disrespectful, picked up his weapons, and then took off like a prom dress.
Police responded to the call and with the help of a K9 unit, found Hart in a nearby motel parking lot in possession of a gun and large knife. The perpetrators of the mysterious conversation positively identified Hart and he was subsequently booked in the Sonoma County jail on suspicion of exhibition of a firearm and possession of drug paraphernalia.…Continue Reading
Oklahoma – Per a reader request that we report on more dildos, Ralph Polnicky says that after getting into an argument with a Tractor Supply Company employee, he received a large dildo in the mail with the words “Tractor Supply. Don’t Come Back,” and “Ralph is a Dick,” written in black.
Polnicky says that last year he went to the Tractor Supply Company in October of last year to complain about how long it took them to order a spool of bungee cord he’d ordered. An argument ensued between him and an employee inside the store and Polnicky claims that as he was leaving, a female employee shouted at him, “Don’t come back.”
Four months later, Polnicky gets a package in the mail that contained an 8-inch dildo with the words “Ralph Is A Dick,” “From the Tractor Supply,” and “Don’t Come Back” written on the sides. “We were aghast, I mean, we were absolutely shocked by what’s in this box,” Polnicky said about himself and his wife.
While it’s not a crime to send a sex toy in the mail, it could be possible to sue employer Tractor Supply for emotional damages.…Continue Reading
According to the police report, Valerie Nile was hanging out at her neighbor’s trailer, drinking, when the discussion took a turn for the dirty.
Two of the three needed for a threesome must have sobered up a bit because it didn’t happen.
This displeased Valerie. Police say it was then that she walked into the neighbor’s kitchen and armed herself with three knives – she slipped a large kitchen knife into her waistband, and stashed two smaller knives in her socks. Then, she apparently started yelling, threatening, terrorizing and stuff.
In fear for his life, the victim, 56-year-old Edward Sabatino, beat feet out of the trailer and called 911.
When officers arrived on scene, they found Sabatino’s female roommate, 30-year-old Shanna Chickering, snoozing on the couch. When questioned about the knives and the threats and the other craziness, she stated that she did not witness the incident because she was, like, asleep.…Continue Reading
Walton, NY – A 27-year-old woman has been accused of making a series of posts on Facebook that threatened children and their families. Keep reading, as you won’t believe the level of stupidity this woman possesses.
Over the weekend, several Walton children and teenagers were getting death threats and pornography from an individual using various Facebook accounts (including this one and this one). The profiles used the same picture of two little girls that they stated they wanted to kill, as well as images of dead children tagged with the names of local Walton youth.
The person was also hacking into other Walton residents’ Facebook accounts to post even more harassing messages to the children, even going as far as asking if they should duplicate the Sandy Hook Elementary School shootings.
This prompted police to monitor the local schools and for school administrators to cancel all outside school activities. They also informed parents the school doors would be locked during the day and that the staff had been made aware of the situation.…Continue Reading
Gloria Pratt, 53, reportedly called police to complain that she and her husband of two years were no longer having sex and she was upset, dammit.
When police arrived at the home that evening, they met with an allegedly intoxicated Pratt, who repeated the complaint. I’m guessing she didn’t explain the reasoning behind the man’s refusal to give her dick.
It was quite apparent that a crime had not been committed by either party, so the officers wished the couple good luck and left the home.
About a minute later, the responding officers glanced at the couple’s living room window and witnessed Pratt screaming “do something!” at her husband as he reclined on the couch.
According to police, Pratt then yelled, “I’m going to kill you!” before walking off to the kitchen. You know, where the pointy and poisony shit is stored….
The officers then had reason to arrest Pratt – they knocked on the couple’s door and detained her.…Continue Reading
Meet Deni Noa. He reportedly celebrated the New Year by punching some random female driver in the eye (one of Morbid’s sick fantasies), getting nekkid, and fighting with police.
Yep, according to police, Noa approached a vehicle stopped at a red light, reached inside the window, and popped the female behind the wheel before disappearing into the night. Presumably while cackling maniacally and drooling. Maybe even skipping….
As an officer was taking the woman’s statement, he heard a report over the radio about a man lying on a roadway nearby.
The officer responding to that call reported seeing a man laying on the street all nekkid and stuff. He also reported seeing two other men at the scene… they were apparently struggling with the nekkid guy and trying to stuff him in the trunk of their car.
Turns out the two other men on the scene were Noa’s brothers. Know why they were trying to stuff Noa in the trunk?…Continue Reading
KEARNS, UT - An 11-year-old boy will face charges after he brought a .22 caliber handgun to school and threatened to kill a classmate.
The unidentified sixth-grader at West Kearns Elementary reportedly pulled the gun from his backpack during morning recess. He showed the gun off to classmates, telling them his parents had encouraged him to bring the gun in light of the Sandy Hook shootings.
When a fellow student threatened to tell on him, the boy allegedly aimed the gun at her head then threatened to kill her if she didn’t keep yer trap shut.
“He pulled out a gun and he put it to my head — me and my friend — (and) said he was going to kill us,” Isabelle Rios said. “I told him I was going to tell, but he said, ‘If you tell, I’m going to kill you.’”
So Isabelle kept her mouth shut until around 3:00 that afternoon when she finally told a teacher. That teacher immediately took the boy into physical custody and retrieved the unloaded gun, along with some ammo, from the boy’s back pack. He was taken to the principal’s office and police were called.…Continue Reading
AURORA, CO – Police have arrested a man who they say threatened to shoot Best Buy employees and blow up the store after they sold out of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, a video game he had pre-ordered earlier that day.
Witnesses say Lomorin Sar, a 31-year-old man-child, became irate when he showed up to Best Buy to pick up his copy of the popular game shortly after midnight on Tuesday and was told they no longer had any in stock.
Understandably disappointed, Sar allegedly began threatening the employees, asking when they got off work so that he could shoot them in the parking lot. Witnesses say that before Sar left the store, he also threatened to blow it up.
Police were called and Sar was pulled over shortly afterwards. He was issued a summons alleging misdemeanor disorderly conduct. Someone claiming to be him showed up in the comments section of another article, claiming the news had put a slant on the events.
I will never understand how grown men can stand in line to buy a damn video game.…Continue Reading
The kid apparently watched as 46-year-old Dennis Sullivan pushed his mother around, hitting and head-butting her, eventually knocking her on her ass. As the kid was helping his mother off the floor, she told him beat feet out of the house and away from Sullivan.
The kid headed out to the garage to grab his bike, but as he was leaving, he could hear Sullivan hitting his mother, so he grabbed a shovel instead.
Sullivan reportedly stormed out of the house, screaming and cussing at the child. The douche even made fun of the kid’s dad, who had just recently passed away. The big, dumb bully then charged at the kid, and the kid swung. After making contact with Sullivan’s face, the boy dropped the shovel and ran to his grandfather’s house across the street. He later told police he just wanted to scare Sullivan so he’d stop hitting his mother.…Continue Reading
MORRISTOWN, Tenn. – Police have arrested a teen’s mom after they she assisted her son in calling in a bomb threat to Morristown-Hamblen High School East.
Police have charged 40-year-old Teressa Williams with criminal responsibility after they say she used a convenience store pay phone to call in the threat to her 16-year-old son’s high school after he lost an appeal to his recent expulsion.
Charges are also waiting for Williams’ son, but police have not been able to locate him.
“We are always going to take these threats seriously and it is our job to keep the students as safe as possible,” MPD Chief Roger Overholt stated. “I hope the individuals involved in this crime will see the danger that they have placed responding agencies in and the misuse of emergency resources.”
For her actions, Williams is being held in jail on a $25,000 bond.
Anyone out there know why the son got expelled from the high school, please feel free to post. I am curious.…Continue Reading
Tampa, Florida – Tampa police have arrested a teenager they say was planning to blow up the school that had expelled him last year.
Police were given information that 17-year-old Jared Cano was planning to set off explosives at Freedom High on the first day of school in hopes of killing more people than Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did at Columbine..
After getting permission from his mother, a math teacher at Riverview High School, they went inside Cano’s home and found that he may not have been bullshitting. Inside the home they retrieved shrapnel, plastic tubing, timing and fuse devices to make pipe bombs and a manifesto that outlined a minute-by-minute plan that named specific administrators to be killed and where he would place the bombs to get the most bang for his buck.
Cano was arrested and faces charges of possessing bomb-making materials and threatening to throw, project, place or discharge a destructive device. He was also charged with cultivating marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia and possessing marijuana after police found a marijuana grow operation in his room.…Continue Reading
Crestview, FL - Robert Russell Ray, 37, reportedly called the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s department late July 8th to request a hazardous materials team be sent to his house because he had constructed an explosive device and, well… nobody quite knows why he called them about it.
During the call to police, Ray allegedly said that he had constructed an explosive device primarily comprised of chlorine and brake fluid. As a result of the call, professional hazardous weapons experts wearing protective suits were deployed.
“The actions and statements of this defendant did indicate that he was threatening to utilize a weapon of mass destruction, to wit a device that is designed or intended to cause death or serious harm to any human/animal, utilizing toxic or poisonous chemicals (chlorine),” his arrest report stated.
Ray was charged with the felony weapon offense of manufacture, possession, sale, delivery, display and/or use of a weapon of mass destruction.
The only past offense that I found for Ray was a DUI arrest in 2000. A comparison of booking photos suggests that it has been a rough 11 years.…Continue Reading
Bay City, MI — Due to prior convictions, Jeremy K. Haire, 29, could get 15 years in prison for allegedly stomping his fiancée’s Yorkshire terrier, Missy, to death.
Saturday night, Haire’s fiancée, Kayla Stepanski, 21, brought Missy into the Bay Regional Medical Center. She told a police officer there that she and Haire had been to a golf outing earlier that day and that Haire ‘had consumed quite a bit of alcohol.’ On returning to their home, Haire reportedly began punching and shoving her, she said.
Stepanski told the officer that when she went to call 911, Haire yanked the phone cord from the wall. In response, she called to Missy, picked her up and began to leave.
At this point, Haire reportedly pushed her knocking her over a baby gate. This casued Stepanski to drop the 2-pound dog. Haire then allegedly stomped on the animal and yelled, “Now your dog is dead!” according to court records. Stepanski said that she picked up her now-dead dog, ran outside and got in her car.…Continue Reading
EAST MEADOW, N.Y. – A Long Island 44-year-old mother was arrested after sending a series of letters and emails that threatened to harm her son’s Little League coach and his family members after her son didn’t make the team’s travel squad.
According to police, Janet Chiauzzi, who has two kids in the league, threatened to send the coach and his family to hell if he didn’t stop volunteering as the manager of the travel team and leave East Meadow. Her rage stemmed from the fact that her son did not make the travel squad he managed.
Two weeks later, she sent a letter to the principal of the school the coach’s kids attended claiming he was sexually abusing them. Those claims were proven untrue. Not quite finished, she then sent six letters to Little League team officials demanding the coach be fired — from his volunteer position.
Here’s a sample of what Chiauzzi wrote to the coach:
“This is a warning to you, and then she names the man, to step down as manager of the 11 year old travel team and get the hell out of East Meadow baseball all together.…Continue Reading
San Antonio, TX — Alex Martinez, 30, was arrested by San Antonio police for allegedly sexually assaulting a woman at his home under the threat of bringing his pit bull terrier into the residence if she refused, officials said.
The woman told investigators she met Martinez at a night club a few weeks ago. She said she picked up Martinez at his home on Wednesday to go to a club. After getting something to eat afterward, they returned to Martinez’s apartment. The woman reported that he refused to let her leave and sexually assaulted her.
She went on to say that when she tried to put her clothing back on, he told her to take her pants back off while opening the back door and threatening to let his pit bull dog inside.
The woman reportedly complied out of fear and wasn’t able to leave until morning after telling him she was going to get something to eat. She called police from a friend’s house, the affidavit states.
Martinez was booked into Bexar County Jail on one count of sexual assault.…Continue Reading
South Bend, IN – Angela Voelkert created a fake profile of a 17-year-old teen named Jessica Studebaker to dig for dirt on her husband ahead of their divorce. It worked. He ended up getting arrested by the FBI.
According to court documents, after creating the fake Facebook profile, ‘Jessica’ (pictured) friended her estranged husband. She then reportedly had a friend draw her husband, David, into a message exchange. Soon, David Voelkert was e-mailing his new friend and revealing details of plans to disappear with his children.
He allegedly asked ‘Jessica’ to find a “gang-banger” at her school who would be willing to kill his wife for $10,000. Voelkert also reportedly claimed to have secretly placed a GPS tracking device in his wife’s van to be used to locate her when he was ready to have her killed.
“There should be some gang-bangers [at your school] that would put a cap in her ass for $10,000. I am done with her crap.” Voelkert messaged to ‘Jessica.’
“I have a GPS on her van, so I know where she is all the time,” Voelkert allegedly wrote.…Continue Reading
Memphis, TN – Police arrested a man and charged him with aggravated assault after he allegedly used a gun to threaten the host of a child’s birthday party because his children didn’t get any cake or ice cream.
Joseph Hayes, 48, became upset and yelled at the woman because “Y’all didn’t save my kids no damn ice cream and cake.” Not content with mere words, Hayes solidified his status as a jackass by traveling back to his apartment and returning to threaten her with what appeared to be a handgun.
According to the woman’s report, Hayes came back to the party and approached the woman. He lifted up his shirt, showing what appeared to be a handgun tucked in his waistband and uttered this completely justified and reasonable statement: “I ain’t scared to go to jail, just take care of my kids.”
Of course Hayes was arrested at his apartment a short time after the woman called 911 to state she had been threatened and was in fear for her life.…Continue Reading
Huntingdon, PA — This fella here is Jeremiah Shoop. Aside from having one of the most Looney Tunes mugshots I’ve ever seen, Shoop was also involved in an incident which resulted in a shootout, sending one man to the hospital and three to jail. The shooting apparently involved the use of ‘bath salts,’ which if you didn’t know is actually this.
The incident reportedly occurred in the basement apartment where 23 year-old William Ledford Jr. lives. Ledford was there with two other men, 18 year-old Joshua Lemin and 24 year-old Dustin Scott. It was with the arrival of a fourth man, 31 year-old Jeremiah Shoop, that the sh!t hit the fan. It has been reported that the three were high on bath salts or that Shoop had come to steal their bath salts, or both. What the three men did next makes it very easy to believe they were on something.
Shoop, who had allegedly been making threatening phone calls to Ledford in the days prior, knocked on the door and called Ledford out.…Continue Reading
Sidney, AU – Ramazan Acar, 24, pleaded guilty on Wednesday to killing his daughter after he announced his intent to do it on Facebook. Acar stabbed his 2-year-old daughter, Yazmina, to death last November reportedly to hurt Yazmina’s mother – his former fiancée Rachelle D’Argent.
Acar contacted D’Argent asking if he could let Acar take her out to a chocolate shop. The mother allowed Acar to take her – citing the fact that the girl had not seen Acar in three months and she was “excited to see him.”
Acar did not return as planned and began threatening to kill Yazmina through Facebook posts and text messages and phone calls to D’Argent.
On the day of the murder, Acar posted “Bout 2 kill ma kid” on Facebook. He then phoned D’Argent and asked her if she wanted to say some last words to Yazmina. The 2-year-old girl told her mom “I love you” and D’Argent replied “I love you too.”
Acar then repeatedly stabbed the girl with a 12-inch knife – Yazmina died due to wounds to her chest and stomach, in what forensic experts said was a ‘prolonged death.’ Police later located the child’s body on the side of a road in northwestern Melbourne.…Continue Reading