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Kingwood, TX - Many of you, at one time or another, have had that assclown stoner friend. You know the one: he’s a total idiot unless he is making a bong, and then he turns into MacGyver. I knew a guy once who made one out of a video game controller, […]

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L: Carrie Williams-Thompson as herself; R: as Kooki the Clown
Prescott, AZ  - Kooki the Clown likes to work carnivals, state fairs, and little old ladies.  She enjoys face painting, bereavement counseling, buying things, going on cruises, buying things, updating her Myspace page, and buying more things.  Kooki, aka Carrie Williams-Thompson, 48,  is accused of stealing […]

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Author’s Note: Sometimes I just get sick to death of babykillers and child molesters, so here’s a fun one. Bite me if you don’t like it. Happy Friday!
Daytona Beach Shores, FL - Five freshmen from Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University in Daytona Beach tried to kidnap some alligators from the Congo River Mini-Golf on Thursday. […]

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Elkins - The charming looking woman above was arrested for grand larceny and had her three children taken away from her after she used them to help burglarize a neighbors home. Kecia Hahn, 42, hoisted her 8-year-old into a window and instructed him to unlock a door. Over a few days period, Hahn and […]

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Houtzdale, PA — Early Thursday morning, Jesse James Campbell, 20, beat his mother in the face with a five pound weight, choked her, slashed her wrists, cut her throat, then read the Bible to her as she choked on her own blood and died. Cindy Jo Coleman, […]

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