HICKORY, North Carolina - When four kids became too loud in their third-grade classroom at Southwest Elementary, their substitute teacher employed a rather asinine form of punishment. She made the kids stand up in class then tied them together with a jump rope. Using the rope as a leash, she led the crying kids down a ramp into a playground where she left them for half an hour. She told them she wanted them to know what jail felt like. Obviously, parents are pissed. The Hickory City School District said the substitute, who has been in the school system since 2004, acted in an inappropriate manner and no longer works in the schools there. I do not agree with what the teacher did, but man that punishment is WEAK when compared to the shit they would do to you in the ’70s. I’d take a trip to the playground over the Board of Education any day of the week. [Read more...]

CLAYTON COUNTY, Georgia – Marcia Killebrew told reporters that her 16-year-old son was called out of the classroom by his substitute math teacher, Randolph Forde. Her son says that Forde asked if he was gay. This angered her son, and the next day he and Forde got into a verbal argument. Some time later, the Mundy’s Mill high school teacher told a student that he had a hit on someone and needed him to take care of it. When the student asked who it was, “the teacher held a piece of paper up with the victim’s name on it,” said Otis Willis III of the Clayton County Police Department. Killebrew’s son became alarmed and immediately told her. “He says, ‘Ma, you’re not going to believe this but Mr. Forde offered another student money to kill me,’” she said. The student told administrators about Forde’s questioning of his sexuality and the following argument, but nothing was done. It wasn’t until now that Forde was placed on paid administrative leave. His attorney says this is all a big misunderstanding. Merely a bad joke that has been blown out of proportion. [Read more...]

New York — During an English class at The Bronx School of Law and Finance popular English teacher Greg Van Voorhis gave students studying for the Regents Exam the graphic and sexually explicit short story “Guts” written by one of my favorite authors, Chuck Palahniuk. Fans of Palahniuk are very aware of the short story as it is engraved in our brains forever and ever. For those of you who have not read it, you can do so here – but be warned – it is delightfully sickening. Anyway, when the Department of Education found out about this, they removed Van Voorhis from the classroom and re-assigned him to an administrative office, pending the outcome of an investigation. His students, as well as other teachers, are now trying to save his job. [Read more...]

San Antonio, Texas — If any of you male readers ever find yourself a tubby, pasty-faced piece of shit teaching “Science, Keyboarding and BibleBible reviews” at a Christian school but still feel the need to have sex with your step-daughter and her 16-year-old friend — just follow 37-year-old Robert Louis Rosseau’s lead and create a “secret society.” I know, I know. It sounds asinine but it seems to work. Just do some better planning so you don’t end up like Rosseau and charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child. His plan involved telling his step-daughter and her friend that he was part of a society known as The OrderThe Order reviews that worked behind the scenes to better mankind. The Order encompassed elements of Freemasonry, witchcraft, Christianity, and teen buttholes. Rosseau was a director and among his many duties was the recruitment of specifically chosen members into The Order. These chosen members just happened to be teenage schoolgirls. Coincidentally, part of a new member’s initiation included the new recruit having sexual relations with Rosseau to create a bond of trust. With this particular recruitment requirement, I am going to go out on a limb and assume The Order has few, if any, male recruits. Regardless, his scheme was working well enough – having recruited his step-daughter and her 16-year-old friend (whom he was creating a lot of trust with via her ass.) But everything went to hell when he set his eyes on another teen girl, and had his two teen soldiers attempt to recruit her. [Read more...]

Boise, Idaho – Kyle Cameron Dennis, 37, is a math teacher and varsity boys basketball coach at Capital High School who has been arrested on a misdemeanor charge of obscene live conduct in a public place. Basically, he got busted “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a store with an erection.” If this had been a one time thing, I would be crying foul. But Kyle seems to find himself in this situation a lot. Once in February of this year, and twice in June. These stores included a Costco as well as a Walmart. Boise School Board placed him on paid administrative leave Monday, pending the outcome of his court case, District Spokesman Dan Hollar said. [Read more...]

Cleveland – That’s right, Dreamins, I am leaving this Popsicle stand and going to go apply at Saint Joseph Academy in Cleveland. Looks like they have two teacher’s positions open and I could not think of a better working environment. Seems that one teacher has been let go because of sexual misconduct, and the other let go because they knew about the relationship and did not report it. But from reading the comments, the rumors about this teacher where well known so I can only assume that this type of activity is encouraged? But others are not so easily quick to believe the charges. “I just don’t think it ever happened, because I don’t think any father would do something that they wouldn’t want some guy doing to their daughter,” says 2008 St. Joseph graduate, Jillian Zarefoss. The underlining was by me because I wanted to reply to that statement with “Bwuahahahahahahahaha!” Anyway, wish me luck. [Read more...]

Reedley, California – Wanna know what is worse than having a middle school teacher get busted for possessing child pornography? Having two of them getting busted at the same time. An investigation was started three weeks ago when investigators were informed of child porn being traded on the internet. This lead them to the home of Vincent Chavez and Samuel Garza. Both taught at General Grant Middle School. Vincent Chavez taught 6th grade English and Language Arts and Garza was a substitute teacher. They were both arrested Tuesday and but are both now out on bail. What makes this story even worse than it is already is the fact that these two men are married. So no doubt their actions will be some nice ammo for those who falsely believe that all homosexuals are automatically pedophiles. And if it couldn’t get more interesting, Vincent Chavez is the son of Pete Chavez. Pete is the Mayor of Reedley and the Chief of Investigations for the Fresno County District Attorney’s Office. Read on for a video report.
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Meridian, ID – Allow me to introduce Ashley Beach – a 37-year-old married mother of three and a teacher at Meridian Middle School. Yes, Ashley wears many hats – aside from teaching math and science, she dabbles a bit in sex edumacation. Not in the classroom, mind you, but in the bushes. With her *ahem* star pupil, a 13-year-old boy. Ashley was busted at about 9:30 Thursday evening after some neighborhood folk witnessed a bit of suspicious activity coming from a certain bush. When the police arrived on scene, they found Ashley and the teen laying on the ground, partially concealed by bushes. When asked exactly what the hell they were up to back there, both came up with a different story. Further investigation revealed that Ashley has been sexually involved with the kid, a former student, since April. It is believed that some of the sexual contact took place on school grounds and it was also revealed that the two have been sharing naughty pics via text messages. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Silly Ashley! Don’t you know 13-year-old boys have cooties? Gross. Ashley Jo Beach was charged with lewd conduct with a child under 16 and slapped with a $300,000 bond. Ouch. If only the bond was so high in each and every other case we hear about. [Read more...]

CENTERVILLE, Md. – Mr. Litton, 39, is the principal of Eastern Shore Junior Academy an accredited Seventh day Adventist school. He was just recently arrested for allegedly entering into an illegal relationship with a 14-year-old girl. No word on whether or not this girl is a student of his or not, but it was released that they have known each other for approximately four years. They don’t mention her being a relative, and I would assume that a family friend would have noticed something by now, but I would almost bet that this girl was a past student.  [Read more...]

TUALATIN, Oregon -Melissa Stephens, 55, is the founder and director of the Willow Cottage Arts and Academics Program. The program was created in 1993 and the website (now down for maintenance) states that it is “an alternative to the educational environment offered at most public schools” and that it offers “projects that reach deeper into our subjects in a creative and fun way.” We are now learning just how fun those ways could get after Stephens was arrested for allegedly having sex with a 10-year-old boy for more than a year beginning about five years ago. [Read more...]

Queens, NY–Melissa Weber is a naughty, naughty teacher. And, thanks to a very diligent mother, Melissa has been outed. See, this mother heard a rumor that her 14-year-old son and his Social Studies teacher were doing the nasty after school. Mom took the rumor very seriously…she obtained Weber’s phone number and compared it to numbers on her son’s cell phone. The rumors were true… [Read more...]

Hendersonville, Tennessee-Very few details on this right now, but what we do know is that 18-year-old Andrew Glidwell is a substitute teacher at Children First Preschool, inside the First United Methodist Church of Hendersonville. On May 1, it was reported to authorities that Glidwell raped a 4-year-old child at the preschool. [Read more...]

Durham, North Carolina–‘Gina, I love you so much babe. I’m so lucky to have you. I’m glad you feel the same way. I want to be with you forever. I’d never do anything to hurt u.’ This love note was written by a 10-year-old boy. Sweet, huh? Well, it would’ve been sweet if he had written it to a 10-year-old girl. But, the note was written for an older woman–a much older woman. The object of his affection? A teacher’s assistant at Creekside Elementary School, 40-year-old Gina Marie Watring. [Read more...]

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Chandler, Arizona–El Dorado High School teacher Tamara Hofmann, 48, had herself a couple of teacher’s pets. Already involved in a relationship with a former student from a different high school, 20-year-old Sixto Balbuena, TamaraTamara reviews added another student/boy-toy to her collection, 18-year-old Sam Valdivia. Late Friday night, Tamara called Sam’s home…hours later, he was dead.

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