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JACKSON, LA – After Principal Bobby Washington accused a 17-year-old student of smoking on campus, the teen cursed at him and went to class. Washington followed him and asked him to leave the classroom several times but was met with more cursing and the teen refusing to leave, so police were called. When the responding officer took the student out of the classroom and according to the report “advised suspect to place his hands on the wall that he was under arrest for disturbing the peace” the teen resisted arrest, said “fuck you” to the officer and turned to re-enter the classroom. The officer warned the student not to go any further, but the teen ignored him leading to the officer tasing his ass. The teen’s father said that while his son’s actions may not have been acceptable, the tasing by police went too far because everyone knows when police are confronted with someone resisting arrest that they should just give them a big lollipop and a hug. The school recommended expulsion for the teen who now faces charges of disturbing the peace and resisting an officer.…

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Enfield, Connecticut – An Enfield High School teacher has found himself in a bit of hot water disciplining a female student. Francis Hajosy, 54, has been charged with with fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace after it has been alleged he spanked a student inside his classroom. Court records state that on June 9 a female student entered Hajosy’s classroom even though she was not part of his class. After she sat down and placed her feet on a desk, Hajosy walked up behind her and said “You know, you’re not too big for me to put over my knee and spank.” She then took spray glue and sprayed it into the air even after Hajosy asked for her to stop. Fed up with her disobedience, Hajosy lifted her feet off the desk and spanked her twice. When she protested, he spanked ‘dat ass two more times. Hajosy, whose kickass hair reminds me of a cross between Boo Radley and one of the villains in DIE HARD, has been suspended with pay until the investigation is completed.…

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STANFIELD, AZ - A teacher for the Stanfield Elementary School District was has been arrested and charged with having sex with a 14-year-old former student in an SUV while cops watched. Police say that some officers working off of an Arizona highway noticed an SUV pull over to the side of the road. Using night vision goggles, they observed the two occupants having consensual sex. Afterwards the two got out of the vehicle and began arguing. It was at that point police intervened and identified the female as 26-year-old Andrea Martinez and the male giving her the hot beef injection as a 14-year-old former student. They both admitted to officers that they just had sex, the teen even admitting to having sex with Martinez a month earlier. Martinez now faces charges of child molestation, sexual conduct with a minor and if this school district behaves like most others…a paid vacation.…

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SALT LAKE CITY - You would think that after posting these stories every day that I wouldn’t be surprised at just how damn dumb people can be. But then people like 37-year-old Danette Stark come along and do something so friggin’ retarded that I am almost left speechless. After Stark’s daughter had a falling out with a 13-year-old classmate, she decided that she was going to get some revenge. She did this by Photoshopping the 13-year-old girl’s yearbook photo into a pornographic photo making it seem as if the young girl was performing sex acts with a dog. She then made posters of this photo with words like “SLUT” and “WHORE” on them and hung them up in the girl’s bathroom of Northwest Middle School. Let that soak in a bit. A grown woman took a bestiality pic she found online, put a child’s face in the picture and then hung copies of that photo in a Junior High School because the girl got in a fight with her daughter.…

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Houston – Remember the story I posted last month regarding the teacher at Jamie’s House Charter School being captured on video beating on a 13-year-old student? Well you should remember because it was Pulitzer Prize winning material, man! Well there is an update to the story. For those too lazy to click the link to the original story, science teacher Sheri Lynn Davis was fired from her position after video surfaced of her beating on 13-year-old student, Isaiah Johnson. Yesterday charges were finally filed and Davis was not the only one to find themselves in some hot water. “Not only did they get the teacher who beat Isaiah, they got the teacher who was in the room, they got the principal and now they’ve even got the superintendent,” said Isaiah’s attorney Brant Stogner. “All of these individuals knew what happened and they failed to report it, they failed to help Isaiah.” Aside from Davis being charged with injury to a child, teacher Gabriel Hahn Moseley, Principal David Leonard Jones and Superintendent Ollie Williams Hilliard have all three been charged with failure to report child abuse.…

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SACRAMENTO, CA – Some students from West Sacramento’s River City High School stood before the school board with their parents boo-hooing about how unfair it is that the kids have lost their right to walk the stage during graduation. The reason? A prank that went too far. About 20 seniors were involved in a prank that included entering the school at night, stacking lunch tables and duct-taping them to school gates, marking windows and stacking recycle bins, spray-painting walls and egging the school. The students claim that kids from other schools are the ones who showed up and turned a simple prank into vandalism, not them. They feel that the suspension they received, which includes not being allowed to participate in the graduation ceremonies, is too harsh. “I believe the consequences are a bit too severe,” said class valedictorian Farhan Kakar. He was one of the students involved with the prank that night and wants a second chance and the ability to walk with her classmates across the stage…maybe do some community service or something…especially since they were there for more innocent reasons.…

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Cops: Student Beat French Teacher’s Ass

June 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm by  

UNIONDALE, N.Y. - And here we have the flipside of being a teacher in a classroom. Sure it seems to take an act of God to get them fired, but look at the shit they have to deal with. A teacher at Uniondale High School got his ass beat by a 14-year-old student after the teacher caught the student cheating in class. French teacher J. Renaud Felix asked him to switch seats but the boy refused. School security was called and the teen escorted out of the classroom. He returned later and Felix asked him to leave. The boy refused and once again, Felix went to get security…but didn’t get too far. The teen followed Felix out of the class and beat him in the hallway.  Officials say the student “proceeded to punch, kick and stomp on the victim.” Felix was taken to the hospital and treated for contusions to his head and upper torso and lacerations inside of his mouth. The student was arrested and has been charged with second-degree assault as a minor.…

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CLEVELAND – Jeffrey Joseph was indicted by a grand jury on charges that he kidnapped and raped an 8-year-old female student in an elementary school’s basement bathroom nearly 11 years ago. The victim came forward last December and told police that Joseph, then a gym teacher at the now closed Miles Elementary, shoved her into a bathroom stall, covered her mouth and inappropriately touched her. Of course some are wondering why the girl has taken so long to tell anyone of the attack, while others inform those people that it’s not uncommon for a young victim of sexual abuse to wait years before revealing what has happened to them. But here’s the thing, this isn’t the first time Joseph has been accused of doing this. Oh, no siree! Allegations of a similar nature were leveled at him in 2005 and three times in 2006. But of course since he is a teacher and wasn’t accused of anally fisting children forced to repeat the Lord’s Prayer while he sucked off a goat dressed like a nun, he has continued to teach in elementary schools.…

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WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. - Two custodians at Atkins High School probably didn’t think an English teacher working late was that big of a deal until she started locking her classroom door and asked them to knock before entering. They reported this odd request to the principal who decided to have a surveillance camera installed in the classroom to see what was going on in there. But before they had a chance to do so, a school resource officer and the school vice principal walked into the classroom to find 32-year-old Amy Yarbrough and her 16-year-old student mostly nude. Turns out the two had been having unprotected sex once a week for about three weeks. She was charged with seven counts of felonious sexual activity with a student and three felonious counts of taking indecent liberties with a student. On Thursday she plead guilty and was sentenced to two years in prison, one year of probation and must register as a sex offender for 30 years. She is also barred from teaching in North Carolina.…

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LILBURN, Ga. – In a true testament to just how much I suffer for my art, I have decided NOT to go to the new, hip club that’s opening tonight, an opening I was getting paid a pretty good amount to show up to. No, I have decided that there were too many interesting stories floating around today and I’m gonna post about them in a D’D Friday Night Extended Edition. Starting with the story out of Georgia about the kid who had a balloon full of bleach tossed on him as he walked home from school. Seems as if the town has a yearly ritual at the end of every school year in which the middle schoolers are harassed by the high schoolers. Normally harmless bullshit, but this year there was a turd in the punchbowl. Well, three of them to be exact. 14-year-old Miguel Mesa was walking home from Lilburn Middle School with his friends when they were hit by the bleach ballons thrown by some teens in a van.…

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ATLANTA, GA. – Keenon Aampay Hall, once named Teacher of the Year at a Gwinnett County high school, has resigned from her position one day after an investigation began over allegations she had an ongoing affair with a 17-year-old student. The student went to school officials after Hall gave him a failing grade. He told them that he and the 29-year-old English teacher began their sexual relationship after he went to her to get help with his homework. He told them that the relationship lasted around six months and involved sex in motels, other people’s houses and even a classroom. But when he refused to get her pregnant, things turned bad. “But what made Keenon Hall mad at me is the fact that I would not give her a baby and I said ‘no, I will never’ and that night she began crying because of how mad she was,” the student said. “She took me home and never said anything else to me.” Well aside from her taking him from an A to an F in English.…

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Thursday should have been a great day for Evan Smalley, 8, and his sister Nadia, 10, seeing as it was their last day at Bordeaux Elementary before beginning summer vacation. But the pair missed their school bus that morning and began walking to school a little over a mile away. As they passed one of the houses along the road, a Chihuahua and a Beagle mix began barking at them. Frightened, the siblings ran out into the road where they were struck by a 40-year-old woman driving a 2003 Pontiac Grand Prix. Both children were taken to Vanderbilt Children’s Hospital in critical condition. The owner of the two dogs, 59-year-old Lottie Berry, has been charged for not having the dogs secured and not having their vaccinations up to date. GODDAMN CHIHUAHUA AND BEAGLE MIXES! While the media focuses on pit bull attacks, these little bastards are out there under the radar, trying to kill the future of America. Seriously, I hope the kids pull through and this incident ends up as nothing more than a story they will be re-telling to friends for many, many years.…

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CROSBY, Minn – We did some dumb shit in school, but this is one fad I can never remember doing. It looks as if male youths find entertainment in punching other unsuspecting males in the groin. I am not sure if this took off because of some of the repressed homosexual antics of the Jackass crew, but whatever the reason, this practice has cost a boy a family jewel. As 14-year-old David Gibbons changed classes at Crosby Ironton High School, his testicles were assaulted by a punch from another student. The next day he woke up in excruciating pain. Before long, his right testicle was snipped and dangling from the forceps of a surgeon. The Gibbons are scheduled to meet with Crow Wing County Attorney Don Ryan to find out if the student that did the nutcracking can be criminally charged. At risk of sounding like an old man screaming from the other side of the generation chasm, I have to ask, “WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

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Soda Poop

May 25, 2010 at 10:34 am by  

Philadelphia – I wish the news article I got this from had not already used the term “soda poop” but they did and dammit I just cannot think of a title more fitting for this article. A 17-year-old student at Haddon Township High School has been charged with aggravated assault and tampering with a food product after he took a shit in a cup of soda a fellow student then drank from. The incident happened inside a classroom back in March. “Apparently once the victim drank from the cup, students in the classroom erupted in laughter,” said Jason Laughlin, a spokesman for the Camden County Prosecutor’s Office. The accused is a standout wrestler at the school, whose name has not been released because of his age. His mother told reporters that the entire thing has been blown out of proportion. All her son did was shit in a cup and let someone drink out of it. What’s the big deal? This wouldn’t be the first time a high school wrestler has gotten into trouble for pulling a mean-spirited prank.…

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Tampa - Middleton High School assistant principal, Lauren S. Tilo, has been arrested for sending a naked picture of herself to a 14-year-old boy. Police say the 30-year-old met the boy in February while playing World of Warcraft and were both aware of each other’s ages. In March, Tilo sent the teen a message from her cell phone with an image of herself in a “provocative and sexual pose.” The boy told a school guidance counselor about the picture on Wednesday. Why? Who knows. But it sucks for Tilo as she has been removed from her position at the school (with pay, of course because you know, she’s a teacher. Sometimes I wonder exactly what a teacher would have to do to be immediately fired with no pay. I actually create scenarios in my head that consist of teachers dressed as Hitler forcibly giving students a Dirty Sanchez or maybe a science teacher whipping out a male sex doll dressed to look like Jesus and having anal sex with it on his desk.

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Arizona – Christie Elliot, 25, is an English teacher and cheerleading coach at Empire High School in Arizona who has been arrested for getting sexually involved with one of the students in her English class. She has been charged with luring a minor for sexual exploitation and sexual conduct with a minor. Her day turned shitty after the parent of the victim began snooping around and found some disturbing messages on his cell phone. They also found topless pictures of Elliot on their kid’s computer. They immediately contacted the school and effectively cock-blocked their son for a bit. Police were notified and after interviewing both Elliot and the student, they determined that illegal activity had taken place. Since you cannot fire a teacher in the US unless they talk shit about Obama in the school’s cafeteria while raping a puppy on top of a pile of murdered babies, the school district simply chose not to renew her contract.…

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SPANAWAY, Wash. - During band class at Liberty Junior High School, 18-year-old Joshua Ray Shirley, without any provocation, pulled out a pocketknife and began stabbing another student in the head. “It was in the middle of class, no words were exchanged, it just happened,” said Sgt. Mike Blair of the Pierce County Sheriff’s Department. The 18-year-old victim, a new student who had only been going to the school for two days, suffered stab wounds to the head, ear and neck. He was transported to the hospital, but luckily his injuries were not severe. Reports are that Shirley told others that the reason why he did it was simply because “he just felt like stabbing someone.” The two teens are students of Spanaway High School whose classes had been relocated to Liberty Junior High while their school undergoes renovations. Shirley was charged with first-degree assault and is sitting in jail with a bail set at $150,000. I don’t agree with what this nut did, but I must admit his moxie has inspired me.…

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Charlotte, NC- A 3rd-grade student at University Meadows Elementary School accidentally fired a gun that he had hidden in his desk. Luckily no one was hurt even thought the bullet went through the desk and lodged into a wall. Last night police reported that they have charged the student with possession of weapon on school grounds and placed him in a juvenile detention center. But he isn’t the only one who may be in some trouble. Police would like to know where the boy, who lives with his father and grandfather, got his hands on the small revolver. The grandfather admits that he owns guns, but the one involved in the incident was not his. The boy’s father is an ex-con on probation and isn’t legally allowed to possess a gun. In the video report you can watch after the break, one student says the boy showed him the gun and that he thought “he was gonna hurt somebody with it”. Sources told WBTV that the boy brought the gun to school because other classmates were bullying him.…

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