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State Of The Site For April 2015

April 17, 2015 at 1:48 pm by  

2015-04-17_133011HERE, NOW – I haven’t done this in a while, but I figured this would be a good day to give everyone an update on the site, and why there have been a lack of stories.

In a nutshell, real life has just gotten in the way. It happens on occasion. Not just with me, but also with a couple of people who continue to help me keep this place running. It was a perfect storm, of sorts, that left the site in a semi-inactive state.

The thing is, it’s gonna get a tad worse before it gets any better as I will be on vacation for the last week of April. I won’t be completely on point until the first week of May. The others will also be freed up by then, or shortly after, so DD should quickly get back to normal (whatever the hell that is) after that.

I also plan on refocusing on a couple of things I’ve ranted about for a decade. I will be getting a couple of new writers and finishing up the t-shirt project I was almost done with before things got in the way.…

creamerHERE, NOW – Thanks again to everyone who tuned in and listened to Friday night’s Pulpit of Doom Podcast. I think it was the most sober I have been during one of these things in a very long time.

In case you missed it, Jaded was able to join me once again and discuss the top 10 terrible stories circulating the site for the last week.

These stories included butt-sex with angels, semen creamer, smooth abortions, Craigslist deliveries, being board to death, babies and the mothers who decapitate them, getting high as a motherfucker, and starving babies eating shit.

We did not go over the oddest search phrases that have landed people on the site, but we did go on a long rant on why we have an issue with the way members will often go after “tard defenders” in our forums. If you’d like to call in during future shows, you can do so at (704) 750-9928.

You can find my Spreaker profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom Spreaker podcast page here.…

piss sinkHERE, NOW – I want to thank all of you who turned out to what could possibly be one of the most asinine Pulpit of Doom podcasts we have created in a long time, and that’s saying a lot.

In case you missed it, Jaded crawled out of the gutter to help my drunk ass deal with power outages and talk about the top 10 terrible stories circulating the site for the last week or so.

These stories included Sasquatch attacks, attacking babies with circular saws, school suicides, school porn, capping ejaculations, angry teens grounded by drunk drivers (again), and Jaded dating men who piss in the kitchen sink.

We did not go over the oddest search phrases that have landed people on the site as I was way too drunk by the end of the podcast. If you’d like to call in during future shows, you can do so at (704) 750-9928.

You can find my Spreaker profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom Spreaker podcast page here.…

2015-03-09_143921HERE, NOW – Thanks again to everyone who turned out to Saturday night’s Pulpit of Doom Podcast. I may have been a bit too drunk as I don’t remember much aside from putting a bit too much thought into why that guy splooged in that girl’s face.

In case you missed it, I flew solo with my Kraken and discussed the top 10 terrible stories circulating the site for the week, including baby maracas, unwanted facials, teachers hanging around classrooms, shooting fish in a barrel, penis cakes, handicapped placards and those that abuse them, tag-team baby rape, angry teens being grounded by drunk drivers, and the ALS pit bull challenge.

We also revealed some more of the oddest search phrases that have landed people on the site, and spoke with Forensix, BostonBurns, and Totemic about a lot of stuff – including the New Orleans DD meetup. If you’d like to call in during future shows, you can do so at (704) 750-9928.

You can find my Spreaker profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom Spreaker odcast page here.…

Pulpit of Doom – Baby Bats And Prolapsed Vaginas

February 23, 2015 at 8:09 am by  

downloadHERE, NOW – Thanks again to everyone who turned out to Friday night’s Pulpit of Doom Podcast. Aside from Jaded laughing in the face of tragedy, things went pretty well.

In case you missed it, Morbid and Jaded discuss the top 10 terrible stories circulating the site for the week, including decapitated puppies, baby baseball, Good Samaritans, cracking a cold one, baby choking, teenage love, death by crowbar, baby shaking, breast milk porn, and child porn insanity.

We also revealed some more of the oddest search phrases that have landed people on the site, and spoke with no one because no one called in. If you’d like to call in during future shows, and actually say something, you can do so at (704) 750-9928.

We have moved off of Blog Talk Radio for podcasting and our new home is now at Spreaker. You can find my profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom podcast page here. You can also keep up to date with all site related news on our Facebook Page, Twitter, or the Demon’s Den forums.…

Pulpit of Doom – Dog Loving And Human Goats

February 16, 2015 at 12:08 pm by  

Human GoatHERE, NOW – Thanks again to everyone who turned out to Friday night’s Pulpit of Doom Podcast. From what I remember, we had a blast – although I was told that I describe masturbating with my dog, or something like that.

In case you missed it, Morbid and Jaded discuss that top 10 terrible stories circulating the site for the week, including dog abuse, killer coffee mugs, torn scrotums, stripper child porn, shed rape, kids that kill, lawn equipment massacre, Chihuahua sex, burning your children alive, and corpse selfies.

We also revealed some more of the oddest search phrases that have landed people on the site, and spoke with Alf, one of our forum regulars. If you’d like to call in during future shows, you can do so at  (704) 750-9928.

We have moved off of Blog Talk Radio for podcasting and our new home is now at Spreaker. You can find my profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom podcast page here. You can also keep up to date with all site related news on our Facebook Page, Twitter, or the Demon’s Den forums.…

Solo FlightHERE, NOW – As usual, thanks to everyone who turned out last night and listened to the Pulpit of Doom Podcast live as myself and Jaded discussed the top 10 stories circulating the site this week. Oh wait, that’s right, Jaded bailed on me and I had to do this one solo.

These stories included a father son pedophilia tag-team, drowning puppies in airport toilets, abortion by Dodge Charger, the elderly and those that starve them, rape on the road, dead babies on recycling belts, baby chew toys for dogs, teens drowning babies and a baby who had their face eaten off by rabid ferrets. Whew!

I also revealed some of the weirdest search phrases people used to find us, discussed the state of the forums, and spoke with both Gaucha and Nell. Thanks for putting up with my drunk ass, and for listening to the show. We will definitely be doing it again next week.

We have moved off of Blog Talk Radio for podcasting and our new home is now at Spreaker.…

The Pulpit of Doom Podcast – Kraken And Cat Rape

January 24, 2015 at 10:59 pm by  

KrakenHERE, NOW – As usual, thanks to everyone who turned out last night and listened to the Pulpit of Doom Podcast live as myself and Jaded discussed the top 10 stories circulating the site this week.

These stories included double penis removal, dogs and Brokeback Mountain, hapless heroes, deadly apple juice, being beat with a puppy, child porn jesters, child death by tweakers, sex with Lucky and roadside baby burning.

We also revealed the top 10 weirdest search phrases people used to find us, discussed the sad state of horror movies with Mr. Vindictive, and spent a lot of time trying to ignore Jaded laughing at the most inappropriate times. Next week I hope to figure out how to answer call-ins without putting Jaded on hold.

We have moved off of Blog Talk Radio for podcasting and our new home is now at Spreaker. You can find my profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom podcast page here. You can also keep up to date with all site related news on our Facebook Page, Twitter, or the Demon’s Den forums.…

butt dragHERE, NOW – As usual, thanks to everyone who turned out last night and listened to the Pulpit of Doom Podcast live as myself and Jaded discussed the top 10 stories circulating the week.

These stories included death by cafeteria table, registered sex offenders re-offending, Romanian hut massacres, shovel defense, baby snatching, kid murder plots, and truck stop torture.

We also revealed the top 10 weirdest search phrases people used to find us, discussed DD merchandise progress, and ended things by talking about how shitty Stephen King’s last book was. Hopefully will have a dedicated call-in line setup by next week so those of you who do not want to use Skype will be able to do so.

We have moved off of Blog Talk Radio for podcasting and our new home is now at Spreaker. You can find my profile here, and the Pulpit of Doom podcast page here. You can also keep up to date with all site related news on our Facebook Page, Twitter, or the Demon’s Den forums.…

Won’t Somebody Please Think Of Morbid!

September 10, 2014 at 10:36 am by  

Sally StruthersHERE, NOW – It’s that time again! Time for me to ask that you please help support the site with your hard-earned dough. Last time went pretty well, but this time I’m going a different route by echoing the successful CCF commercials featuring Sally Struthers I hated so much.

So here goes nothing:

ANNOUNCER: For about one dollar you can buy a can of soda, regular or diet. For Dreamin’ Demon, a dollar a month can help feed a site administrator, like Morbid, nourishing meals from area gas stations.

For one dollar you can also buy a cup of coffee. For one dollar a month you can help a “writer” like Morbid get the alcohol he needs to read and write all the depressing articles featured on Dreamin’ Demon on a daily basis.

For one dollar you can buy a pack of gum, plain or sugarless. For one dollar a month, you can help a forum moderator, like Morbid, receive treatment for the various STDs he picks up from online hookups.

2014-01-23_101726Here, Now – First, let me personally thank each and every one of you who have pledged. We have only been using Patreon for about a month and, overall, I am happy with it. I haven’t spammed the Patreon page over the last couple of weeks, so pledging has stalled a bit, but I have no doubt we can reach a monthly pledge amount that will allow me to remove all banner ads from the site.

For those of you unaware, we have decided to use Patreon in an attempt to crowdfund the site. You can read the long explanation over on our Patreon page. But the short story is the site keeps getting more expensive, but the ad revenue does not change. I could use shitty ads that pop-up\under or fly-over, but I hate those and most of you are probably using some kind of ad-blocking software.

So we though we would see what would happen if we tried not sucking up to advertisers and relied solely on our fanbase for funding, allowing us to focus purely on beautiful, uncensored content.…

Pulpit of Doom Podcast 01-31-2014

February 3, 2014 at 7:46 am by  

Dick slappedHere, Now – Thanks to everyone who showed up to Friday night’s surprisingly sober edition of the Pulpit of Doom Podcast in which I was joined by Jaded and our new writer, Adam.

In this week’s podcast we talked about the top 10 stories circulating on the site, including freezing to death, the Arthur G. Dozier Reform School for Boys, burning toddler’s genitals with a hair dryer, car seat murder motives, and why being dick slapped is funny.

At the end of the show, Jaded listened in fascinated silence as Adam and myself discussed horror films for almost an hour, and decided that we will try to do a second weekly podcast dedicated to horror movies. I will get you the details on this as soon as I have them.

As usual, keep up to date with all site related news on our Facebook Page, Twitter, or the Demon’s Den forums. If you’d like to be reminded when the next Pulpit of Doom podcast is about to air, simply follow us on Blog Talk Radio. …

Dreamin’ Demon Is Creating Horrible News Update 2

January 23, 2014 at 10:25 am by  

2014-01-23_101726Here, Now – It’s only been two weeks since we signed on with Patreon, and already we have 96 patrons with a combined monthly pledge of $450. This warms my black heart and shows we are totally capable being totally independent without the need for advertisers.

For those of you unaware, we have decided to use Patreon in an attempt to crowdfund the site. You can read the long explanation over on our Patreon page. But the short story is the site keeps getting more expensive, but the ad revenue does not change. I could use shitty ads that pop-up\under or fly-over, but I hate those and most of you are probably using some kind of ad-blocking software.

So, as a test, we though we would see what would happen if we tried not sucking up to advertisers and relied solely on our fanbase and get back to not caring what we post or how we post it. Patreon may just be the way we achieve that, while still making enough revenue to keep the site up and running.…

Dreamin’ Demon Is Creating Horrible News Update

January 16, 2014 at 11:25 am by  

ddHere, Now – It’s only been a week since we signed on with Patreon, and already we have 83 pledgers with a combined monthly pledge of $350. I think that’s a good sign we are well on our way to becoming totally independent without the need for advertisers, while still being able to keep the lights on.

For those of you who may have missed my spamming, or have ignored the big ass banner at the top of the page, we have decided to use Patreon in an attempt to fund the site. You can read the long explanation over on our Patreon page, but the short story is that we are attempting to become totally crowd-funded.

I have been running the site for 10 years come this April, and in that time I’ve tried varying methods to increase revenue to keep up with rising server costs, while also adding some things fans have been asking for for years – mainly merchandise. We tried playing nice after Google dropped us from their Adsense program a few years back, even toning down or language and comments, but we just haven’t been able to make good ad revenue since, especially when looking at the traffic we get.…

Dreamin’ Demon Is Creating Horrible News

January 8, 2014 at 3:50 pm by  

PatreonHere, Now – As we quickly approach our 10 year anniversary, we’d like to make some changes for 2014. In particular, we’d like to turn off the red light and quit whoring it up for potential advertisers.

After some discussions at the end of last year, I came to the conclusion that I’d like to get back to the raunchier D’D from the days of old. We’ve tried to play nice in an attempt to win over some better paying advertising and found ourselves all dressed up with no one to blow.

After checking out a handful of different fundraising type sites, we have settled on Patreon. I have created a Patreon page, like a lot of other independent content creators, in hopes that I can shrug off the shackles of advertisers’ content restrictions while still bringing in some kind of revenue.

Patreon allows people in my position to ask for monthly pledges from their fans. Currently that pledge is one, whole dollar. This can be paid via credit card or Paypal and can be easily cancelled at any time.…

Pulpit of Doom Podcast: 11-22-2013

November 30, 2013 at 9:14 pm by  

drunkHere, Now – Normally I post our Pulpit of Doom podcasts the Monday following the night we record them, but here is one from last week that I never got a chance to post because of the server issues we were experiencing. This was a total drunkcast with myself and Jaded.

I would love to tell you what the hell we talked about, but these stories sometimes bleed together. It didn’t help that I was slurring through most of it and brought up stories that weren’t even in the top 10 list – including the guy who fist raped some chick’s asshole.

Speaking of the podcasts, we are moving the Pulpit of Doom from Thursday nights at 9:30 Eastern (the night the women said was best for them) to Friday nights 9:30 Eastern (the night the women said was best for them). Go figure. I try to announce these things on the day of the podcast, but to make things even easier you can simply follow us on our BTR page and you will get an email reminder.…

Pulpit of Doom Podcast: 9-27-2013

September 28, 2013 at 4:03 pm by  

GWARHere, Now – If you missed last night’s Pulpit of Doom, you missed one in which Athena and Jaded joined me for an old fashioned, Friday night Drunkcast. You can listen to it below and read the chat transcript here.

The entire thing is a blur to me, but I don’t think I’ve laughed that much in a while. Although, I did receive word that my “hick motherfucker” accent became more pronounced the more I enjoyed my Kraken.

I do know we talked about the top 10 stories on the site for the last week, including hot car babies, sucker punching strangers, menstruation, killer baggage carousels, women who rape children, and moronic vigilante justice.

I vaguely recall me and Athena getting into an argument over what constitutes a murder charge, me saying the word’s “little girl’s asshole” as well as explaining how to use a turd to avoid a stiff sentence for murder, and Jaded explaining why her kids were never raped at knife-point by a roommate.

After we went off the air, we bullshitted for another 30 minutes about a bunch of stuff, including Athena and Jaded expressing their extreme jealously over my taste in great music. …

Major Upgrade To The Demon’s Den Completed

August 19, 2013 at 9:53 am by  

The Demons DenHere, Now – We have completed our overhaul of The Demon’s Den forums and they are open for business.

As many of you longtime members already know, Dreamin’ Demon originated as a forum that was later expanded to what you know and love now.

The forums remained, and are the seedy underbelly of the site – populated by some of our longest, and most dedicated readers – and the Reality Bites section is where the majority of our front page news comes from.

But after six years of using vBulletin forum software, we made the transition to Xenforo over the last week. Luckily, aside from one week’s worth of data, we were able to import over six years of data into the new forums, so all the threads, posts and member data remained intact.

I could go into why we decided to make this change to Xenforo is a much better experience for the user, as well as us admins, but it’s easier to say it’s best to experience for yourself.…


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