Muskegon — A male security guard busted two women stealing from a Wal-Mart on Halloween night. They were detained at the door after trying to get away with $45 in stolen merchandise that included curtains and makeup. The two women, Marilyn Cole, 35, and Rashieka L. Stewart, 23, were not going down without a fight, so they broke free and ran to their vehicle in the parking lot – the guard in pursuit. Stewart made it into the driver’s seat, but the guard was blocking the open passenger entry so that Stewart could not get in. The persistent Stewart then head-butted the guard, knocking him into the car. The 230 pound Stewart then sat on the guard as they drove away. The guard was able to get his phone and call 911, but not before Stewart pissed on him. If this act was on purpose or not has not been reported. They ended up across the street in another parking lot where they let the guard go, but would not get out themselves until forced to by police at gunpoint. Both ladies were charged with one count of unarmed robbery. Cole, on parole for a bank robbery, was charged as a second-time habitual offender. [Read more...]

Sheboygan, Wisconsin – I’m not sure how many of you watch COPS or not, but for those of you who do, it is a well known fact that police do not give a shit about your stage of dress (or undress) when they haul your ass to jail. If they decide to get your naked ass a pair of shorts or not is really depending on how big of an asshole you are, as well as the cop you asking to get them. Julia Laack, 36, found this out when she attempted to disrobe to keep cops from taking her to jail after she got busted for shoplifting beef jerky and a lighter from a gas station. But naked or not, JuliaJulia reviews was not going without a fight. [Read more...]

Zachary, LA – In these hard economic times, sometimes you have to get creative.  Chances are, when money’s tight, your recreational fund is the first one to get the cut.  So what’s a girl to do when she wants to get her drink on?  You could head to the nearest bar with a low cut top and an exaggerated wiggle in your walk and wait for the drinks to come to you OR you could be like Lisa Newsome.  Newsome made use of a huge housecoat, some strong thigh muscles and a maybe even a cavernous vajayjay to walk out of a local grocery with a case of beer.  Score! [Read more...]

Elizabethton, TN – Megan Cullop was planning on doing some redecorating – so, on Monday afternoon, she loaded up her kid and headed for the nearest WalMart. After filling her shopping cart with the must-haves, she made a beeline for the door – completely bypassing the cash registers. Alert security personnel caught up with Megan at the door, took away her shopping cart, more than likely lectured her on the evils of shoplifting, and let her go. Now, if Megan had even half a brain cell bumping around in her vacant little noggin, she would have realized how lucky she was that the cops weren’t called in and chalked it up as a lesson learned. But, seeing as how she is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon, you know that wasn’t the case. [Read more...]

Marietta, GA- Shortly after midnight on June 6, Lashaundra Cooper, 23, went to her local Wal-Mart to do some shopping. Actually, she went to do some shoplifting, but that is not the reason this ignorant bitch is gracing our front page. When Wal-Mart security caught Cooper trying to leave the store with about $25 in new duds for herself, they immediately called the police. After the officers arrived and placed the thieving twit under arrest for her unsuccessful five-finger discount, she informed them that she had left her two sons alone in her car. [Read more...]

Memphis, Tennessee–I bring to you, today, a story of fail. We have Camilla Fields, 26, and Stacey Cleaves, also 26. The two women hit their local Wal-Mart for a shopping shoplifting spree. With them, they had Cleaves’ two-month old infant…he was their ‘cover.’ Fields, under the guise of changing the baby’s diaper, entered a bathroom and began shoving her five-finger discounts into old, previously used Wal-Mart bags. When confronted, she used the infant as a weapon. [Read more...]

Fort Pierce, FL – Ermith Emonfils was a woman with a mission. She hit the aisles at her local Walgreens with beauty in mind. Her shopping list consisted of Elizabeth Arden Mediterranean Cologne, bright green Sinful Colors nail polish, and black fake eyelashes, ‘extra-long.’ *Insert wolf-whistle here* You go girl! Ermith must have been in a fugue state, because she walked right out of the store without actually paying for any of the stuff. When Ermith was accosted by officers in the parking lot, you won’t believe the weapon she whipped out…… [Read more...]

Delta Township, MI - Tyree Monique Tate, 26, and her sister had a really bad day on Monday.  They got caught shoplifting, assaulted a security guard and ran from the police before 10:00 in the morning.  By noon, Tyree Tate was in critical condition after hiding from the cops in a trash compactor that was accidentally turned on.  On Tuesday morning, Tyree Tate died.  This is probably the worst shoplifting-gone-bad story ever.  Read on, denizens, and see for yourselves. [Read more...]