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Kenner, LA – Xavier Warren Osborne, 18, was arrested on Sunday after he was found in bed kissing and hugging a half-naked 7-year-old relative. Police were notified after an unidentified relative walked into the bedroom and caught Osborne in the act. Once the teen and the child were separated, the girl told her relative that it had happened several times since June. She said Osborne told her not to say anything because their “touching was a secret.” Gotta hand it to that relative for keeping a cool head…can’t say I would have done the same. The child was taken to the hospital for observation and Osborne was caged. During questioning, he admitted to having raped the child on at least five different occasions in addition to other sexual contact. As of right now, he’s facing six counts of aggravated rape and three counts of sexual battery. Further charges are possible after police are able to conduct an in-depth interview with the victim. He is being held without bond.…

Newton County, GA - This story is just so, so wrong on so many friggin’ levels. First, we have a pregnant 10-year-old. To add to the ick, it was discovered that she had been impregnated by one of two brothers – 19-year-old Danny Lee Arnold or 21-year-old Thomas Marcus Arnold – both are related to the child and have been molesting her for several years. And on top of that, an aunt of the brothers in question has been arrested for allegedly having an incestuous relationship with the both of them. Seriously. The investigation began when DFCS learned the child was pregnant. Though the little girl has since had an abortion, authorities were able to use DNA testing to determine which of the two skeevy dicksneezes impregnated her. So far, no one has specified which one was ultimately responsible. Both were arrested and charged with incest, child molestation, cruelty to children and sexual battery – Thomas had a charge of aggravated sodomy thrown on.  …

Floyd, VA- The nasty, piece-of-shit, low-life, fucking asshole you see staring back at you this morning is 27-year old Joshua Lantz Cromer. The crime Cromer committed happened back on Feb. 15, but I am not about to let this fucking maggot slither by without making an appearance on the front page. What happened was that Cromer was not too happy when he learned another man had been involved with his girlfriend while he was serving time behind bars. So, to get back at the guy, Cromer raped the man’s 7-year old daughter. In fact, he sexually assaulted the child so badly that she had to be hospitalized overnight. Nice job, ass-wipe. I really hope your asshole becomes Karma’s new bitch every single day you have left of your worthless, pathetic life. Cromer was originally charged with rape, malicious wounding, aggravated sexual battery and object sexual penetration, but at a hearing Tuesday, he pleaded guilty to rape and aggravated sexual battery. The other two charges were dropped. The girls’ parents agreed with the outcome of the case because Cromer’s pleas spared the girl from having to testify during a trial.…

Chicago, IL - According to police, 22-year-old Christopher Marciano is accused of approaching a 3-year-old girl in the Cook County courthouse Tuesday morning and sexually assaulting her. Marciano was at the courthouse that morning to be fitted for a GPS unit he had been ordered to wear after his arrest for violating an order of protection in a domestic violence case earlier this month. While he was waiting, he reportedly began making a nuisance of himself by singing and dancing in the hallways. Deputies were less than thrilled with Marciano’s performance and escorted him to the probation office, telling staff to alert them if dude’s behavior became a concern. And it did. Right quick. Once the deputies left, Marciano approached the 3-year-old girl and asked her a question. When she tried to answer him, he allegedly grabbed her by the butt and stuck his tongue in her open mouth. Family members intervened and deputies were immediately called back into the office to take custody of Marciano. …

Travis Wiley Is SO Not Jesus

May 24, 2010 at 8:13 am by  

Pinellas County, FL - Travis Wiley had a busy, busy day last Wednesday. The supposed transient allegedly started his day off with a little grand theft auto – the real stuff, not the video game. After pulling in to the Don CeSar that morning, Wiley left the borrowed car running with the lights on, prompting hotel security to run a check on the plate. It came back as stolen. By then, Wiley had already made his way into the hotel. Before they could find the slippery bastid, he forced his way into one of the rooms, hitting the female guest inside the room with the door. He then helped himself to some money, credit cards, gift cards, a cell phone, some stamps, a Dell laptop computer and a computer bag. As Wiley was exiting the room, the room’s male guest returned and gave chase. There was a bit of a scuffle between the two and Wiley punched the hotel guest in the forehead before fleeing with his ill-gotten booty. Just down the road from the hotel, Wiley stumbled across a sunbather on the beach.…

Amazon posted a story in our forums about 41-year-old Charles Corban, a Miami-Dade police officer, who is facing one count of lewd and lascivious molestation and six counts of sexual battery on a child between the ages of 12 and 18. A pedo-cop. Man I bet those are a hit in prison. Source – The Miami Herald…

Summerfield, FL - If I were to be granted just one superpower, it would be the ability to make people ‘poof’ from existence with the flick of a wrist. Though my ‘list’ is already rather full, there is always room for assholes like Michael McLachlan. Wednesday evening, Michael supposedly witnessed his ex (the exact nature of the relationship between the two has yet to be disclosed) kissing her new boyfriend. Incensed, Michael stormed into the woman’s home and into the bedroom of her 5-year-old daughter. When the woman walked into the residence to see what was up, Michael was allegedly standing in the child’s room, over the child, fully dressed with his hands on his pants as if he was pulling them up or down. The child’s underwear had been pulled down. The woman ordered Michael out of her home and called police. When police arrived at the home, the woman told them Michael had a crowbar and had been acting combative. When deputies approached Michael, he made a rather stunning admission.…

Dover, FL- Just so Florida does not feel it has some how slipped below our story-searching radar today (wink), I decided to check in on one of our favorite states and see if any new turds have floated to the surface. Florida’s turd of the day is 23-year old Mario Albert Laguna-Guerro who was arrested on Wednesday for soliciting one mentally disabled teenager as a prostitute and raping another. Authorities say between the months of August and March, Laguna-Guerro drove a 17-year old mentally disabled girl to various locations, where seven or eight men paid to have sex with her. Laguna-Guerro charged the men $20 to $25 for each sexual act and later admitted to authorities that he deposited some of the money into a Mexican bank account. Laguna-Guerro asked the 17-year old girl to get her mentally disabled classmates to act as prostitutes, but none of them agreed to. Laguna-Guerro is also accused of raping the girl’s 19-year old classmate on Jan. 26 while the other one watched. Laguna-Guerro The nasty turd has been charged with sexual battery, procuring a minor for prostitution and deriving support from prostitution proceeds.…

Punta Gorda, FL – Police were called to the home of Manuel Sanchez-Martinez and his wife early Tuesday morning on a report of a possible sexual assault. When they arrived on scene, officers could hear screaming and yelling coming from inside the residence. They were met at the front door by Martinez’s wife, and behind her, they could see a butt nekkid Manuel standing in the living room. The wife told officers that her husband arrived home from work late Monday evening, entered their bedroom, removed his clothing and left the room, shutting the door behind him. Curious, the woman got out of bed to see where her hubby went. She reportedly found him in the bedroom of a sleeping 8-year-old girl – he was in the process of sexually assaulting the child. Had I been in the woman’s shoes, the police wouldn’t have been called until Manuel had already choked to death on his own dick. Manuel, 26, is being held without bond on a charge of sexual battery.…

Jesse James Warwick Cried Blackmail

March 2, 2010 at 3:08 am by  

Rogersville, TN – Demonites, allow me to introduce Jesse James Warwick. Schmexy, ain’t he? A school-girl’s fantasy, even. Well, maybe in his own mind. According to police, on January 29th, a young girl told her mother that Warwick had sexually assaulted her. The girl accused Warwick of performing oral sex on her before demanding the same. The alleged abuse was said to have been carried out sometime between the girl’s 12th and 13th birthday. Though he admitted to rubbing the child’s naked butt on at least one occasion, Warwick told officers that the girl had blackmailed him to do stuff to her he did not want to do. What the victim was allegedly blackmailing him with hasn’t been disclosed. I normally wouldn’t put it past a pre-teen/teen to go to whatever lengths they felt necessary to get what they want, but sexual favors from him? Puh-lease. Unless the child is both blind and mentally unbalanced, I’d have to call bullshit. And I ain’t the only one – Warwick was booked on charges of aggravated sexual battery.…

DELRAY BEACH — Let’s say you are hanging out with your friends when you are accosted by a couple of men with guns. They take you hostage and just for demented kicks, they subject you to demeaning acts with the threat of a bullet to the face if you do not comply. Just how far would you be willing to go before deciding that eating a bullet is a better fate? A group of teens found out the other day when they were hanging out inside an abandoned home to play cards. The three boys and one girl, 17, 16 and two younger than 15, were interrupted by 20-year-old Francisco Henry who showed up at the house. Henry pulled out a handgun and demanded all of the teen’s belongings, firing a shot into the wall. This is when 17-year-old Spencer Britt entered through the back sliding door and joined Henry. But losing their possessions was the least these kids had to worry about that day. After robbing them, Henry sexually assaulted the young girl and once done, he forced one of the boys to sexually assault her as well.…

Would You Hire This Guy To Babysit Your Kiddos?

January 26, 2010 at 3:04 am by  

Polk County, FL – I know that old saying about not judging a book by it’s cover and all that other happy horseshit, but really – would you allow this man to watch over your spawn? Personally, I wouldn’t let the fucker watch over my houseplants and they aren’t even real! Unfortunately, someone did grant Daryl McClelland access to their most precious of commodities, and now Daryl is facing a whopping 75 charges that range from molestation to sexual battery on a child by contact with bodily fluids. Daryl, 55, is accused of molesting a 4-year-old child he babysat for between 2008 and 2009 and the oily bastid has the pictures and film to prove it. Authorities believe Daryl did a helluva job grooming the child’s parents and convinced them to allow him to babysit rather than put their trust in the strangers who run childcare facilities. Initially identified as a suspect in a child porn investigation, authorities searched Daryl’s mobile home on Friday and discovered a veritable treasure trove of kiddy porn – 180 still photos of children left in his care and at least 32 movies in which Daryl had filmed himself molesting the 4-year-old.…

Vero Beach, FL – The repugnant little bastid you see to the left is 20-year-old Garrett Andrew Douglas. He is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon because he raped his mentally defective 87-year-old grandmother. Repeatedly. Beginning when he was just a boy of 12, he has forced himself upon the woman more than 20 times in the past 8 years. The woman, who has been diagnosed with dementia, remains blissfully unaware that her young kin has been using her body to get his rocks off. Her family says that in her diminished capacity, she is not able to fully understand what is going on around her. And, for that, everyone should be thankful. Garrett’s repugnant little secret was brought to light on December 29, when he was caught, butt nekkid and laying on top of his grandmother, by someone who had looked in on the woman. Kudos to that someone, and good luck scrubbing that image out of your brain. After his arrest, Garrett told officers that he knows what he did was wrong and he’s sorry.…

Ronald Thornton Is A Dirty Old Man

November 13, 2009 at 8:08 am by  

South Daytona, FL - I meant to get this story up yesterday, but my computer is suffering from a severe case of constipation. So, here I am a day late and always a dollar short. The grizzled old perv staring back at ya today is 56-year-old Ronald Thornton. While visiting his son’s home last Saturday evening, Ronald got a hankerin’ for a piece of his granddaughter’s 7-year-old friend. At some point during the visit, Ronald allegedly entered his granddaughter’s bedroom, grabbed her little friend by the wrist, and whisked the child off to the bathroom, locking the door behind him. Meanwhile, Ronald’s son, Jason Thornton, became alarmed after he witnessed the child quickly vanish behind the bathroom door. Thinking there was something wrong with the child, Jason knocked on the door and asked the little girl if she was ok. The kid didn’t answer, so he asked again. This time, he heard the voice of his father coming from behind the locked bathroom door. “We’ll be out in a minute,” he said.…

Memphis, Tennessee - Skipping all the hassles of whores and Rohypnol, police say that Dr. John O’Connell with Lakeside Behavioral Health sexually assaulted a co-worker after hypnotizing her. The woman was trying to kick a smoking habit and the good doctor told her that he could help her quit that stupid, nasty, disgusting habit with a little bit of hypnosis. She agreed to it and for their second session they arranged to meet at his “satellite office“. I put that in quotes because that office is a room at the Relax Inn. I shit you not. Anyway, the woman went along with it and was instructed to lie on the bed where “he took off her socks and shoes, that later led to her shirt,” said said Steve Shular, spokesperson for the Shelby County Sheriff’s Dept. Court papers state Dr. O’Connell repeated “You are very relaxed and will not remember this when you wake up” to the alleged victim. She says he then fondled her tits.…

“Daddy Lorne Touched My Cooter And It Hurt”

September 15, 2009 at 4:10 am by  

Manatee County, Florida Art Linkletter hit a gold mine when he came out with his “Kids Say The Darndest Things“. It was such a hit because I think every single person could relate to hearing children reveal such intimate details so innocently or say some very adult things taken so far out of context. All of it either embarrassing or funny as hell. Or both. There’s something so engaging about listening to a child explain something. Especially when they know they have your undivided attention. They become a bit more willing to share, a bit more animated in their story telling abilities. And if an adult has all the appropriate reactions, the child’s trust and willingness grows. Which was perhaps the case of this three year-old. I can’t imagine the intensity of the attention she received when she said, “Daddy Lorne touched my cooter and it hurt.” …

Martrez Anderson Just Couldn’t. Shut. Up.

September 8, 2009 at 1:49 am by  

Lake County, Florida Ah, being released from prison must be an overwhelming experience. Freedom again…at last. Another chance has been given to set things right with your life, get a job, find love, celebrate the golden years. I’m sure that goes through every prisoner’s heads…or rather a great deal of them. And so many don’t get the chance to start “anew” as their terms count down the remaining years of their lives. I’m sure so many spending life sentences would give their left nut to have the chance Martrez Anderson had, to get sprung from prison at the young age of 25…to live each day to the fullest. But Martrez just couldn’t cope with being out. Within 5 days of being released, he just had to do something stupid to land his ass back in the poky for a bit longer. How many years does rape carry?…

Boynton Beach, Florida I’m sure it’s safe to say all of us have walked the same routes to and from someplace so often we become completely aware of what’s in it’s proper place and what’s missing. When I was young, walking home from school was filled with common sights. The same older people who volunteered their time to make sure we all crossed the highway safely, the old lady sitting on her porch with fresh baked cookies or a bowl of candy for us as we returned home. That whole experience gave such a sense of normalcy and general good feeling to those of us passing by. And we’d always look if these people were not within sight, waiting for us. Yet I somehow cannot help but feel sorry for the children who lived along the route of Franklin Davidson, the pervert who liked to call attention to himself to all youngsters crossing his path, only to wave his privates in their general direction.…


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