Denver, CO – Police are asking for the public’s help in the search for a sex offender who has failed to register. Judging by dude’s mugshot, the task shouldn’t be too difficult. Jacob Medina was convicted of sexual assault on a child back in ’06 and is considered a sexually violent predator. After serving his time, a whole three years, he was released back onto the streets. As a condition of his release, Medina is required to register as a sex offender. When he failed to do so on August 4th, a warrant was issued for his arrest. As you can see, he’s sportin’ some wicked-ass ink. If you can drag your eyes away from the monstrosity that is the right side of his face, you will see the words “fuck” and “you” tatted above each eyebrow. How original, Jacob! Your parents must be sooo proud! Police have no idea where he may be. If you do, give ‘em a call at 720-913-2000, would ya?…Continue Reading
Kansas City, MO – Police say Cortez Moorman, 25, was hauled into the cop-shop Sunday night to answer to an attempted rape allegation. The victim told police that Moorman offered her a ride from point A to point B – thinking Moorman was a friend of a family member, she accepted and hopped into his car. A short time later, Moorman reportedly tried to force himself on her. The woman fought him off and was able to exit the vehicle, only to be dragged right back in. After another struggle, the woman managed to flee the vehicle once again and flag down an officer. At the station, Moorman denied the allegations and further stated that he wasn’t even inside the vehicle in question. It was when he was left alone in the interview room that things took a bizarre turn. He maneuvered his chair to block the door and proceeded to whip out his one-eyed willy. Oblivious to his surroundings, he started spankin’ away. When the officers returned to the interview room, they kindly asked him to put his stiffy away.…Continue Reading
Louisville, KY – After being called out on a report of a suspicious vehicle parked in an elementary school parking lot early Sunday morning, officers discovered the two occupants of the car were in a rather compromising position. On top, 18-year-old Gerald McIntosh III – underneath him, a mostly naked 12-year-old girl. The responding officers ordered the two to get their clothes on and exit the car. The girl, who, according to police, had no understanding of the phrase “consensual sex,” blurted out, “It was going to happen no matter what!” Though investigators are unclear as to how the two met, they did find out that McIntosh picked the child up at Skate-O-Rama, a skating rink located next door to the elementary school. McIntosh was booked on rape charges and hauled off to the slammer. He’s being held on $100,000 cash bond and has been ordered to steer clear of the young ‘en. Oh, and to add insult to injury, he was also issued a ticket for littering. Officers found a discarded condom wrapper outside his vehicle.…Continue Reading
Muskegon, MI – This is 58-year-old Jose Sanchez. He’s a convicted sex offender. He is also cerebrally challenged – severely so. You see, Mr. Sanchez was paroled last year after serving a 12-year prison term for sexually assaulting a child under the age of 13. As we all know, parolees are required to frequently check in with their parole officer as a condition of their release, and most parolees will not divulge any more information to their PO than is absolutely necessary. After all, a parole officer pretty much holds a parolee’s freedom in the palm of their hand. The cerebrally challenged ones, like Sanchez, will hang themselves if given enough rope. During a scheduled meeting with his PO, after all the niceties were out of the way, Sanchez reportedly admitted that he boned his pit bull earlier this month. That tells me that Sanchez is either incredibly dense, has found that life outside the bars isn’t exactly a cake-walk for sex offenders, or he just misses his cellie. On second thought, maybe he’s just a skeevy degenerate that likes to fuck dogs and/or children.…Continue Reading
El Paso, TX – Think back to your childhood for a minute, would ya? Do you remember telling those “grosser than gross” jokes? For example: You know what’s gross? When the head cheerleader does the splits and 5 class rings fall out. You know what’s grosser than gross? One of those rings belongs to her brother. Ahhh…good times. Now I got another one for ya. You know what’s gross? Getting your face licked by a homeless man in a public restroom. You know what’s grosser than gross? Having that same homeless dude wiggle his winky at ya. Even worse? You’re 4. That’s what led to Marcellous Asher’s confinement at the old Gray Bar Hotel. Police say the 54-year-old bozo entered a public restroom inside a Wells Fargo building on Wednesday, whipped out his willy and did a few pelvic thrusts before licking the face of a 4-year-old girl. This may not be the first incident either. Asher was incarcerated from June 29th to July 30th for indecency with a child and indecent exposure – he bonded out just two weeks ago.…Continue Reading
Livermore, CA – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – teen boys smell funny. Why any grown woman would want to get all nekkid and up close and personal with an adolescent boy is beyond me. But Christine “Hummer Mom” Hubbs had no problem with the smell. The married mother of three just couldn’t get enough. And one teen boy wasn’t enough for her, she’s accused of sexually assaulting two of ‘em – one of them, her own daughter’s boyfriend. According to authorities, the mother of one of the boys went to police on July 27th to report she found a nude photo of Hubbs on her son’s cell phone. When questioned, the boy said his relationship with Hubbs turned sexual back in December 2008, when he was 14 and dating her daughter, and continued until January of this year. During the investigation, police learned of a second boy, who is now 14, who said he had a sexual relationship with Hubbs from December 2009 through July. Both boys told police Hubbs showered them with cell phones, gifts and money and would often pick them up in her black Hummer and carry them off to various hotels for a little action.…Continue Reading
Titusville, FL – How long does it take to rehabilitate a sexual predator? Apparently, in Florida, it takes 13 years. Thomas Spioch, 52, was originally sentenced to 315 years for molesting a 14-year-old boy and then plotting to kill seven witnesses. Through the great appeals process and thanks to a psychological evaluation that determined he is no longer likely to reoffend, Spioch is free. Spioch was convicted in 1997 of 28 counts of molesting a 14-year-old boy and plotting to kill seven witnesses in the case. Following appeals, his sentence was reduced in 2007 and Spioch already had served most of it. The state then invoked the controversial Jimmy Ryce act, a civil law for violent sexual predators, to hold him at a treatment facility in Arcadia. Spioch had been at the facility since 2007. He will be on probation for 12 years and, of course, will be receiving sexual offender treatment. We all know how effective that is and since his doctor said he wouldn’t reoffend, we can all breath a little more easily. Um, how long do you suppose it will be before Spioch graces our site again?…Continue Reading
ERIE, PA – We had just received an email asking us to post a story of the possible abduction of 2-year-old Elizabeth Neimeic. Early Sunday morning, her parents discovered her missing when they went to wake her. The bedroom window was open and all of her clothes were missing from her dresser. I did a quick search for some more information, and sadly this one did not end well. Using fingerprints found at the scene, police were able to match them to Aaron Lee Noyer on Sunday. He would confess that he entered the home to rob it but encountered Neimeic. Noyer admitted that he took the girl from the home, sexually assaulted her and then strangled her. He is in custody and charged with criminal homicide/murder, aggravated assault, aggravated indecent assault, kidnapping, burglary and abuse of a corpse. Our condolences to the family, and the person who originally emailed us.…Continue Reading
Oxford, GA. – A 26 year old, Amanda Little claimed to be abducted by 4 men at a Wal-Mart parking lot, taking to a location 15 minutes away and raped. Why would she does this? To cover for a message on her cell phone, to her boyfriend’s friend, about her having sex. Makes perfect sense.
Silly Amanda didn’t account for surveillance camera’s covering most major department stores chains. When police were unable to locate any footage of her alleged abduction it raised questions about her story. Questions Amanda was unable to answer. With a gang rape report with no physical evidence, no surveillance of a forced abduction; Amanda admitted she fabricated the entire story to hide her lover from her boyfriend. Little has since been taken into custody on charges of filing a false police report.
Ladies, people, idiots and the like, learn when to stop a lie and face up to your shit. I just want to bop her in the center of her forehead and ask her…. “Wtf, are you doing?”…Continue Reading
Enfield, Connecticut – An Enfield High School teacher has found himself in a bit of hot water disciplining a female student. Francis Hajosy, 54, has been charged with with fourth-degree sexual assault and breach of peace after it has been alleged he spanked a student inside his classroom. Court records state that on June 9 a female student entered Hajosy’s classroom even though she was not part of his class. After she sat down and placed her feet on a desk, Hajosy walked up behind her and said “You know, you’re not too big for me to put over my knee and spank.” She then took spray glue and sprayed it into the air even after Hajosy asked for her to stop. Fed up with her disobedience, Hajosy lifted her feet off the desk and spanked her twice. When she protested, he spanked ‘dat ass two more times. Hajosy, whose kickass hair reminds me of a cross between Boo Radley and one of the villains in DIE HARD, has been suspended with pay until the investigation is completed. Superior Court judge Richard Dyer issued a protective order, but he allowed them to be in the same building as long as he works for the high school. I’m a bit conflicted with the story as some of it makes me want to masturbate.…Continue Reading
PHOENIX, Arizona – After a 16-year-old girl went to her neighbors to tell them her father had been molesting her for a number of years, he was arrested and charged with one count of sexual abuse, two counts of child molestation and 11 counts of sexual conduct with a minor. During their investigation police learned that the suspect had also molested his oldest daughter who moved out of the house when she turned 18. She had attempted to stop her father two years ago by going to her pastors at Church on the Word and informing them of the abuse. A meeting was setup between the victim, her father and pastors Daniel and Laura McCluskey. At this meeting the father admitted to the sexual abuse and the pastors advised the girl to forgive her father since he was remorseful. This worked, as the father did stop molesting her…he just kept molesting the younger daughter. Because the pastors failed to report the abuse as required by law, they essentially allowed the man to continue with a new victim.…Continue Reading
Middletown, OH – Bad: Getting busted trying to solicit sex from an undercover officer. Worse: Having your mugshot plastered all over the internet, everyone knowing that you gotta purchase your pussy. Dreamin’ Demon: Propositioning would-be hookers with your 18-month-old daughter taggin’ along. Michael Ratliff approached what he thought was a hooker Tuesday afternoon and started bargaining. Once the trio moved into a nearby alley to finalize the deal, the gig was up – the hooker was a cop. Ratliff was arrested and officers stood by with the child until the wife/mother arrived from Trenton. D’oh! Ratliff, 38, was booked into the Butler County jail on charges of child endangering and solicitation. He was released later that evening after posting $500 bail. Had I been the wife, the headlines the next day would’a read “Sporked Penis Leads To Angry Wife’s Arrest.” While this story isn’t as bad as some featured here (he didn’t leave the kid baking in a car, home alone in a poopy diaper, or with a known sex offender and/or rabid pit bull), it’s still a parenting foul.…Continue Reading
CINCINNATI, Ohio - Larry Cottrell was in court on Tuesday recieving his sentence after pleading guilty to public indecency charges. He was accused of masturbating in front of some kids running a neighborhood lemonade stand.
The children were running the stand to raise money for their church when Cottrell showed up and ordered two glasses of lemonade. “My daughter passed a second glass through, and that’s when I saw him masturbating in his vehicle,” the children’s mother said. He was arrested after she called police and provided them with Cottrell’s license plate number.
As Cottrell stood before Judge Fanon Rucker, he asked for counseling and explained his actions. “I have an addiction like a heroin junkie,” he told Judge Fanon Rucker. Luckily, Judge Rucker wasn’t feeling much sympathy for Cottrell, who was charged with the same crime back in 2006. Those charges were dismissed.
“You can find help on your own. Just like I asked you if you got help before you came in here, if you knew you had a problem, you don’t come here to court having done this to somebody else and ask me for help,” the judge said.…Continue Reading
FALL RIVER, Mass. - Fall River Police Chief Daniel S. Racine is calling a recent abduction and rape of a woman one of “the worst acts of violence in recent memory.” Police say that on Sunday night, a 58-year-old woman was watering plants on her front porch when 38-year-old Angel Cruz pulled up and dragged her into his car. The victim’s son watched from an upstairs window and ran out to help and was dragged 50-ft down the street after grabbing on to the back of Cruz’s car. Cruz took the woman to his apartment where he allegedly raped her. An hour later he dropped her off near her home where police found her walking home visibly upset. Cruz was identified and arrested after the the victim was able to lead investigators back to the apartment the sexual assault occurred. Cruz has been charged with kidnapping, aggravated rape, assault with a dangerous weapon and intimidating a witness. Check out the video at the link…from the looks of her family members in the courtroom, Cruz better be glad he’s currently in jail.…Continue Reading
Spokane, WA – Police began looking into Pamela Ortega’s online shenanigans back in April after a tipster in Europe contacted the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and said the woman offered her young daughter to him for sex. It gets worse. Ortega is accused of molesting her own two children, an 8-year-old girl and a 6-year-old boy, and a neighbor’s 2-week-old infant, and broadcasting it live via web cam. Ortega has ‘fessed up to the vile deeds, admitting that after she watched one of her skeevy cam pals molest his two young daughters, she returned the favor by molesting her own daughter. She further admits that she forced her children to sexually stimulate her while on cam, and has admitted to performing sexual acts on her son. Investigators believe the sexual abuse occurred at least more than ten times, and each event lasted between 5 and 15 minutes. The video was broadcast far and wide, with an audience of up to two or three men at a time.…Continue Reading
SACRAMENTO, Calif. – If 22-year-old Michael McLaughlin is guilty of all he has been charged with, he sure does love to masturbate. McLaughlin was picked up by police Friday afternoon near a Bannon Creek Parkway’s bike trail. The police had been responding to a report of a man masturbating in public, but once there they were notified of a woman reporting that she had just been assaulted by a man in the women’s restroom at a nearby business park. She claims a man who was masturbating inside the restroom grabbed her but ran out when she screamed and resisted. Videotape captured McLaughlin leaving the bathroom and a fingerprint places him there. Now police are checking if McLaughlin is the man reported masturbating near women in children at a local park on two separate incidents. McLaughlin told a reporter that he is innocent of all charges, invoking the Chewbacca Defense. He says he and his wife are homeless and that’s why he could have been spotted with his pants down. “So taking a piss in a park or something or somebody riding by, well, you never know what somebody is going to see.” He also added that he has no need of masturbation as whenever he gets horny, he has options.…Continue Reading
Lancaster, PA – Police have arrested Troy Stewart and Lauren Reed and charged them with involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and conspiracy after the two pulled off a rather distasteful party joke over the weekend. According to the criminal complaint, the two hooked up with Reed’s ex-boyfriend, Scott McQuilkin, Friday evening to enjoy an evening of cocktails and refined conversation. Reed and Stewart had reason to believe McQuilkin had taken some sort of pill before their arrival, as he had passed out in the middle of the fun at least two separate times. He was still breathing each time, so neither panicked. Stewart and Reed continued to drink. At some point that evening, as we’ve seen in the homes of countless teenagers across the globe, the Sharpies came out. Stewart and Reed proceeded to scrawl obscenities on McQuilkin’s back. Har. Har. Then they thought to themselves, “Wouldn’t it be funny if Scott woke up to find cuss words on his back and a stick up his ass?!?!” The two then rammed a 10-inch drum stick up his ass as he lay passed out on the floor.…Continue Reading
Indianapolis, IND – I cannot recollect a time where I have wanted to see what a supposed victim looks like as much as want to see what the woman looks like in this one. A 25-year-old woman was being transported to the hospital by ambulance when she claims one of the EMT workers sexually assaulted her. She claims that EMT worker, Jerry Jordan, placed a stethoscope on her chest then slid his hand down her pants. She immediately asked him what he was doing to which he replied he was just checking her vitals. When the asked for her cell phone, she was told it was at the front of the vehicle and not needed. She claims that’s when she witnessed the other EMT looking at photos on her phone which she did not get back until they reached St. Vincent’s Hospital. There she found six of her bathing suit pictures had been forwarded to another phone number. Police are now looking for Jordan after issuing a warrant for his arrest and believe he is travelling with his wife.…Continue Reading
Smithfield, NC – On July 16th, Jonathan Richardson showed up at the hospital with his girlfriend’s 4-year-old daughter, Teghan Skiba, and claimed the child had fallen off the bed. The law got involved once doctors discovered Teghan had numerous bruises, human bite marks, cuts, severe head trauma and signs of sexual abuse. Teghan held on for a few days, but the injuries were too severe – she died on Monday. Police allege that over the course of several days, Jonathan tortured, beat and raped the child in the barn they called home. Johnston County Sheriff Steve Bizzell says it’s one of the worst cases of abuse he has ever seen. Teghan’s mother, Helen Reyes, recently decided to shack up with Jonathan in the barn behind his grandparents’ home. The barn was equipped with air conditioning, but lacked a bathroom and running water. Jonathan and Teghan shared an air mattress on the floor. Jonathan and Helen had been dating for about six months – just long enough for Helen to feel comfortable leaving her child alone with the man in a fucking barn while she took off for New Mexico to train for the Army Reserve.…Continue Reading