Orlando, FL – Larchmont, New York’s own John Oldham, 68, was arrested and charged on Monday with two counts of lewd or lascivious exhibition after allegedly exposing himself to two girls, aged 7 and 9, at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Lodge swimming pool. Public records show Oldham runs TargetVision Entertainment, an independent TV program distributor/media production company.
Oldham reportedly was targeting young girls who were wearing goggles and could presumably see clearly underwater. The 9-year-old victim says that she was swimming when she almost bumped into Oldham. She said that the man had his swim trunks hiked up to his waist on one side, exposing what she describes as something resembling…wait for it…a “dog chew toy.”
Upon further investigation, she identified it as his “private,” and later described it to investigators as “disgusting.” I’m inclined to believe her, even though kids are known to be compulsive liars, often citing me as a “nanny-nanny-poopie-pants,” which I am absolutely not. After the incident, the girl told her father about what had happened.
Around the same time, Oldham reportedly targeted a 7-year-old victim, who also claims to have had the distinct displeasure of glimpsing his junk. …
Milford, DE – Sandra Hardy, a 47-year-old mother of five, is out on $74,000 bond today after allegedly sharing pornographic material with two boys, aged 13 and 11, on numerous occasions, and attempting to coerce the 13-year-old into having sex with her.
She is charged with six counts of providing obscene material to a person under 18, three counts of sexual harassment, two counts of endangering the welfare of a child, two counts of tampering with physical evidence and one count of first-degree indecent exposure, police said. Personally, I’d tack on “attempting to turn a male minor totally gay” and possibly “cruel and unusual punishment,” but I’m a realist.
Between 2009 and 2011, Hardy is believed to have watched adult pornographic movies with the boys, shown them her sex toys, and made overt sexual overtures to the 13-year-old, asking him to have sex with her and showing him lewd pictures of herself (as if there could be any other kind) taken with her cell phone which, miraculously, did not spontaneously combust in her hand.…
Pompano Beach, FL – Back in the days when homeless people were attacking us, and not the other way around, when human flesh was not considered a delicacy, when bath salts were thought to be a delightful addition to a woman’s nightly cleansing regimen, when dirty hard drives were a matter for the technically adept, and not the police, Tracy Mabb might have been a riveting story.
We’ve come a long way, dear readers. The evolution of human society has vaulted us to heights our parents never could have imagined. We are soaring like eagles, trudging our way to the Mount Everest of cultural awareness undaunted. Poor, poor Tracy Mabb. The only reason she has completed her ascent to the coveted front page of The Dreamin’ Demon is her sublime mugshot.
On Wednesday, Ms. Mabb, 35, was arrested at a Pompano Beach intersection while providing passing motorists full disclosure of the heavenly female form our benevolent God has graciously provided to humankind. She wasn’t being stingy either, fully exposing her breasts, vagina, and buttocks. …
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Two officers from the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources who were checking for fishing violations at Dayton Port Roadside Park in Ramsey were forced to go above and beyond the call of duty on Thursday evening when they spotted a bare-genitaled man sitting in a sling, blindfolded, with all four of his limbs secured to two trees. And yes, I did just make up a word.
For those of us from the Dreamin’ Demon, this probably sounds like the perfect scenario for a snuff film, or at least an invitation for a passerby to perform an impromptu castration. That, however, was not what the man, Alan Petrusson, 50, seemed to have in mind.
The officers called in some real cops, but when the arrived, Petrusson was gone, leaving only the sling and some rope behind. They did find Petrusson’s car though, and it contained (gasp) pornographic material.
Just as the officers were about to tow the vehicle, Petrusson showed up and turned himself in, admitting that he had blindfolded and bound himself with slipknots, and was awaiting anonymous sex. …
Tecumseh, MI – Occasionally, we here at D’D are asked to set aside our laser sharp Ivy League-caliber analysis of human psychosocial behavior to focus on 100% real and true crime fightin’. This is one of those times…
Police are asking for civic-minded citizens to help them locate a man who was recorded on video surveillance cameras checking out at a Michigan grocery store with his johnson fully out of his zipper. The surveillance cameras – clearly equipped with the latest macro-zoom and digital enhancement features – recorded the man during his brazen display to an unwitting checkout worker.
Police say that at 2:07 p.m. Wednesday at Busch’s Valu-land in Tecumseh, Michigan, the man pictured was purchasing items. As the clerk scanned the suspect’s groceries, she noticed his jeans were unzipped and his genitals ‘fully exposed.’ The clerk told police the man stood very close to the checkout counter, but – cleverly – far enough back so she could see his man parts over the edge of the counter. As the man walked away, she observed him zipping his pants back up in a clear admission that this was no mistake!…
Radnor, Pa – A 19-year-old Pennsylvania man is getting a lesson in what is appropriate from authorities in Pennsylvania after allegedly posting photos of random girls – alongside his post-masturbatory penis – on their Facebook pages. He reportedly told police these actions were ‘no big deal.’ Police disagree.
Neil Geckle, 19, came to the attention of authorities after a gaggle of young females – all members of the Radnor High School network – arrived at police headquarters to complain. Radnor Police Superintendent William Colarulo said that when the girls – three juveniles and one 18-year-old – first came to the station to explain the situation, they were so “hysterical” that he ‘couldn’t understand them at first.’
“I didn’t understand what they were talking about until one of them pulled out a picture,” Colarulo said. “As soon as we saw that, we knew we were dealing with something serious.”
According to investigators, Geckle set up a fake Facebook account. It was reported that Geckle then printed pictures of the girls from Facebook, put the girls’ pictures on a desk in his grandma’s bedroom and – after masturbating to them and ejaculating on them – uploaded a picture of the result including the original photo and his penis to the girls’ pages.…
Denver, CO — A female passenger at Denver International Airport was detained after stripping naked at a departure gate on Concourse B, airport officials said.
According to a DIA spokeswoman, the woman was caught smoking a cigarette Tuesday at a departure gate – which are designated non-smoking areas. Airport workers reportedly instructed her to extinguish the cigarette after which time the woman removed her clothing and asked the gate agent to reprint her boarding pass.
I personally think that – with the current police state we have surrounding airline travel – when a uniformed officer demands that someone “extinguish their butt” – they should be better prepared for this sort of misunderstanding. …but that’s me.
Denver police say her nakedness was unrelated to the smoking issue – although they could offer no explanation as to what it was related. Authorities transported the woman to local hospital for evaluation. …
Iowa City, IA – Allen A. Bramwell, 25, was arrested on two counts of indecent exposure on March 23rd for exposing himself to women in two separate incidents.
Both women have positively identified him as the culprit. He also faces charges of marijuana possession, preventing prosecution, and interference with official acts. Normally, I might not cover this story since, you know, it’s just not my style and all.
However, there’s one very important, puzzling detail that piqued my interest. Let’s go over some of the details alleged by the police in their report and play a little guessing game, shall we? Let’s keep in mind that I’m only going over what the report alleges.
Was it that he pulled out his dong to show it to two different women, five hours apart? No.
Was it that the first incident occurred at 8:45 AM at Old Capitol Town Center and that he asked that woman for her name and phone number after wagging his willy at her? No.
Was it that he was grinning at the second woman he flashed as she drove by in her car? …
Roseau, Dominica – Two California men were arrested aboard the Celebrity
Climax Summit cruise ship on Wednesday after being spotted having sexual relations by someone on the dock. Police Constable, John George (no relation to Boy, I assume) took John Robert Hart, 41, and Dennis Jay Mayer, 43 into custody on suspicion of “buggery” and “indecent exposure,” since same-gender sexual acts are unlawful on the island of Dominca.
The two, who were apparently enjoying their cruise too much for the liking of the Dominica authorities, were officially charged with “indecent exposure” and hauled into jail where they are being held in a cell at police headquarters in the capital of Roseau. This is all sounding like a splendid plot for a gay porno (you know, if I were into that sort of thing). A-hem.
The 2,000-passenger cruise, organized by Atlantis Events, left for St. Barts without the two men. President, Rich Campbell, who was aboard the ship, believes that they will be released, facing only misdemeanor charges. I’m forced to assume that he’s not speaking of the type of release that got them into this predicament in the first place. …
Albuquerque, New Mexico – As I understand it, most people who visit Hobby Lobby are there to purchase supplies to facilitate their hobbyist pursuits. However, it seems a certain young man in Albuquerque actually prefers to practice his there.
His hobby, you ask? Why, exposing his genitalia to young girls, of course.
Santa Fe police are searching for a man who was seen on security footage entering a Hobby Lobby store on Friday, slapping a lingering look all over a couple of people, and then walking by. After this, he apparently zeroed in on two girls, aged 10 and 13, and followed them around in creepy fashion for a while. He then proceeded to pull his pants down and stroke his manhood in front of them.
I’m not much of a scrapbooker, but I’m guessing there are less criminal ways to make glue.
Police are requesting help from the public in identifying the man captured on the security footage. For the time being, I’ve nicknamed him “The Hobby Lobby Knob Slob,” since it kind of rolls off the tongue without dripping down your leg or staining your pants.…
Several women reportedly complained to police that a man in a silver vehicle was exposing himself on campus between the 16th and 22nd of February.
After an extensive investigation involving both campus security and local law enforcement, a potential suspect was identified. That suspect, 28-year-old Jacob Bovia, was arrested Friday after he was seen acting all suspicious-like while seated in his silver Honda Accord.
One thing led to another, and police soon discovered Bovia was in possession of fake genitalia. When questioned, Bovia reportedly admitted to “exposing” the fake junk while, presumably, keeping the real junk in his draws. And that, my friends, resulted in three counts of indecent exposure and two counts of disorderly conduct.…
Philadelphia, PA – Willie Singletary had led a charmed life. In 2007, while running for the position of judge with the Philadelphia Traffic Court, it was discovered that Singletary – who holds no law degree – had a suspended license and more than $11,000 in traffic tickets. Singletary made up for his shortcomings with his positive campaign message, though.
“There’s going to be a basket going around, because I’m running for Traffic Court judge, right, and I need some money,” Singletary said at a 2007 biker rally. “Now, you all want me to get there. You’re all going to need my hookup, right?”
Singletary – shown in a picture from his Myspace page – would win that election. …and, after a small reprimand for the apparent suggestion that he would run a court steeped in corruption and favoritism, he was poised for great things. …at least until the FBI showed up.
In September 2011, the FBI raided the home and office of Administrative Judge Michael Sullivan and others amidst a long list of allegations of ticket fixing for political friends and family.…
Fortunately for the police and his prospective employer, he wasn’t demonstrating that skill on Saturday when he allegedly showed up for a job interview wearing only what his benevolent god gave him.
This video shows Mr. Ayala lingering outside a Del Paso Heights-area welding shop, boasting what appears to be a very blurry penis and a swagger that looked a tad to me like a stagger.
The stagger was allegedly a direct result of the fact that he was fairly high on crystal meth at the time. No word on why his penis was so blurry, however.
Prior to the arrival of the police, who were presumably called by someone at the shop, Ayala seemed somewhat subdued, if not on a different planet. However, when the cops did arrive to detain his jalapeno-waving ass, he became irate.
Wrestling Ayala proved to be a task of which the police seemed just barely capable, what with his hair-pulling tactics and whatnot.…
Surveillance video of the bizarre incident shows 32-year-old Verdon Lamont Taylor exiting his vehicle in the store parking lot and stripping down to his birthday suit. He is then seen walking into the store all nekkid-like and approaching the customer service counter. It was there, police say, that Taylor found the socks in question, slipped them onto his feet and continued on his way through the aisles.
Police quickly arrived on scene, and after making contact with Taylor, were forced to subdue him with a stun gun. Once they had him strapped to a gurney, Taylor allegedly spat on the face of one of the officers.
Taylor has since been arraigned on charges of indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property and disorderly conduct, and ordered held on $50,000 cash bail.
No word on whether mental illness, drugs or alcohol were involved.…
The incident, police say, was captured on surveillance video.
Guards grew suspicious when the man’s Cadillac was spotted on surveillance cameras at about 4:20 a.m. Because the Caddy had been seen on prior occasions, officers zoomed in on it to get a better idea of what was going on inside. It was then, they said, that they discovered the occupant of the vehicle, 47-year-old Terry Doxey, was putting on a one man show for his lady.
When confronted, Doxey denied the accusations. A search of his vehicle, though, provided police with “irrefutable evidence.” Umm, eww?
Police say Doxey’s 27-year-old girlfriend is currently serving a sentence for retail theft. She is scheduled for release in September.
Doxey was booked into jail on charges of aggravated indecent exposure, a misdemeanor. He was released Friday on a $10,000 personal bond.…
Ok, he wasn’t totally nekkid….he was wearing a pair of black boots.
According to the police report, 22-year-old Andrew Toothman entered the store early Tuesday morning by breaking the glass in the front door. Once inside, he layered himself in peanut butter and chocolate taken from the shelves.
Police noted the human peanut butter cup also discharged several fire extinguishers throughout the store and wrote “sorry” on the floor with Nyquil.
Store manager David Whitaker estimates the damages are somewhere in the $1,500 range. That’s a lot of Skippy!
Toothman was booked on charges of burglary, criminal mischief and indecent exposure, and has been ordered held on $25,000 bond.
This won’t come as a surprise to some of you, but I have often contemplated beginning my criminal career the same way – with the addition of a few well-placed raisins, a tin foil sword and a riding lawnmower.…
Bartlesville, OK – Patrons at an Oklahoma grocery store got a surprise when George Edward Brown, 51, exposed himself in front of the in-store bank.
The free show reportedly began last Sunday around 1:13 p.m. at the Food Pyramid grocery store when Brown – described as wearing a coon skin cap at the time – let it all hang out in front of the Bank of Oklahoma desk in a possible form of protest.
As Bartlesville is a good-sized town, residents are not without the opportunity to attend male revues. Still, an opportunity to see a truly professional display of raw Chippendale’s-quality masculinity free-of-charge is not to be passed up by the ladies. Sadly for Brown, by blocking the bank’s desk, he inadvertently cheated himself out of what could have been tens – nay, hundreds – of singles stuffed into his welcoming pouch.
Officers were dispatched after a presumably unappreciative few reported him for indecent exposure. When police arrived, they reportedly found Brown again facing the bank counter in the ‘busy store with many people around him.’ The arrest affidavit said that – when asked to turn around – Brown complied with his credit union member “completely exposed through a hole in the front of his jeans.”
Police arrested Brown on a charge of indecent exposure.…
Police initially responded to the area in response to a report that a man was exposing himself in public. And after interviewing a couple of witnesses, an adult and a 9-year-old boy, learned that McGriff, 54, may or may not have used a puppy’s mouth to pleasure himself.
Both witnesses reportedly told police they saw McGriff expose himself while holding the puppy, claiming that, at one point, the man used, or acted like he was using, his new puppy’s mouth to pleasure himself.
When McGriff realized the young’un was watching him, he reportedly threatened to do the same thing to him if he didn’t stop staring.
McGriff was booked into jail on one count of indecent exposure, one count of bestiality and one count of sexual indecency with an animal.…