Mountain Home, Arkansas Armed with a face only a mother could love, a criminal past, and an axe, Jason Marshall pretty much fucked up his parole. Monday, police received a couple of distressed phone calls regarding a domestic disturbance, the second of which the victim stated she and her children were able to escape their abuser but needed medical attention. An ambulance was dispatched to intercept the patients, Elizabeth Marshall (41) and her 9-year-old son at an intersection and they were transported to a nearby hospital. [Read more...]

Tulsa, OK – Have you ever had one of those days? The kind of day where everything and everyone just annoy the shit out of you? Have you ever been so annoyed and pissed off that you just wanna beat the hell out of someone with a harmonica? No? Am I the only one with that strange urge? Nope. Meet 52-year-old Decai Liu. He must suffer from intermittent harmonicidal urges as well. According to police, Liu’s roommate was preparing for work on SaturdaySaturday reviews when Liu barged into the bathroom and started whalin’ on him with a harmonica. When officers arrived at the home, they found the roommate bleeding from cuts to his head and face – he told police, “I don’t know what his problem was.” (Maybe it wasn’t the roommate he intended to injure, but the harmonica. I feel the same way about banjos – I see or hear one, I want to kick it). Anyway, to make matters worse, Liu put up a fight when it was time to get cuffed and headbutted an officer. Out came the pepper spray – down went Liu. On Thursday, Decai Liu was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon, assaulting an officer, and resisting arrest. Bail was set at $6,500. There is no word on the extent of the roommates injuries. Now, let the puns begin…  [Read more...]

Sheboygan, Wisconsin – I’m not sure how many of you watch COPS or not, but for those of you who do, it is a well known fact that police do not give a shit about your stage of dress (or undress) when they haul your ass to jail. If they decide to get your naked ass a pair of shorts or not is really depending on how big of an asshole you are, as well as the cop you asking to get them. Julia Laack, 36, found this out when she attempted to disrobe to keep cops from taking her to jail after she got busted for shoplifting beef jerky and a lighter from a gas station. But naked or not, JuliaJulia reviews was not going without a fight. [Read more...]

Oakhurst, CA – When I came across this little story, three words came to mind: What. The. Hell? Here we have 37-year-old Krista Arceneaux – yes, a real looker, ain’t she?! A bit rough for 37, but with the right makeup, the right lighting, and a couple cases of Corona, she’d rank about a 5.5 or so. Krista was sitting outside of a bar last Wednesday evening when she spied a 6-year-old boy walking across a parking lot with his family. Whether it was because she was inebriated to the point of complete retardation or because she harbors some secret desire for little boys, Krista bolted from her chair, ran to the little kiddo, told him he was sexy, and laid on one him – tongue and all. Needless to say, the kiddos parents weren’t exactly thrilled with Krista’s nasty little show of affection and confronted her, sending her scurrying back to the bar. And that’s about the time Krista came a little unhinged. [Read more...]

Boynton Beach, Florida I’m sure it’s safe to say all of us have walked the same routes to and from someplace so often we become completely aware of what’s in it’s proper place and what’s missing. When I was young, walking home from school was filled with common sights. The same older people who volunteered their time to make sure we all crossed the highway safely, the old lady sitting on her porch with fresh baked cookies or a bowl of candy for us as we returned home. That whole experience gave such a sense of normalcy and general good feeling to those of us passing by. And we’d always look if these people were not within sight, waiting for us. Yet I somehow cannot help but feel sorry for the children who lived along the route of Franklin Davidson, the pervert who liked to call attention to himself to all youngsters crossing his path, only to wave his privates in their general direction. [Read more...]

Lancasterlancaster, OH- Around 8 p.m. Monday, officers responded to report of a man running into traffic and yelling threats to a crowd outside a Kmart store. When the officers arrived, they found 31-year old Daniel Wood holding a aerosol can of electronics cleaner in his hand and witnessed Wood huffing from it. Wood must have still had a few braincells left, because he beat feet as soon as he seen the officers approach. When the officers caught up to him, Wood kicked at them and tried to bite them while he continued discharging the aerosol can into his mouth. I wonder if he felt like he was walking on sunshine? [Read more...]

Bonita Springs, FL- Around 9 p.m. last Wednesday, two teenage girls were walking past Clifford Burk’s home when he told the girls that he would like to have sex with them and watch their boyfriend have sex with them. Cliff said, “My wife left me and is in Ohio. I am Crazy Cliff. Come on in for some fun.” The frightened girls beat feet and rushed to one of their homes where they informed a parent who then called police. The teens described the man as an older guy with a scruffy face and large belly. The were even gave a description of his car along with the license plate number. [Read more...]

Hanover, Massachusetts–Her mother reported her missing at 1:00 SaturdaySaturday reviews afternoon…she had last been seen at 12:30. Police began a door-to-door search for the 6-year-old child when, about an hour after she was reported missing, an officer spotted her. She was bloodied and shackled at both ankles with an “official piece of equipment that you may have seen prisoners going in and out of courthouse in.” She had been riding her bicycle around her apartment complex when a monster grabbed her, carried her off into his lair, shackled her, and attempted to rape her. Somehow, the girl managed to escape her captor, 26-year-old Justin Shine.  [Read more...]

Cocoa, Florida–Miranda Peters-Ortiz has a crack habit. To support that habit, it is believed that MirandaMiranda reviews has taken to robbing fast food joints. While that, in itself, isn’t exactly news, the fact that she had her toddler child in the backseat while she was brandishing a weapon at some poor Wendy’s employee, well…that’s just kinda fucked up. The fun didn’t stop with the robbery…after making off with her haul from Wendy’s, Miranda was involved in a high-speed chase with the cops. All the while, she’s tokin’ away on her crack pipe. [Read more...]

Kissimmee, Florida–Rachelee Soto was pissed off at her boyfriend. So, she did what any vindictive cunt would do…she set fire to his puppy. Soto’s boyfriend was at work when he received a phone call from his son telling him that his psycho girlfriend went and set the dog on fire. When deputies arrived, they found HazeHaze reviews, a 4-month-old pit bull pup with burns to his paws, stomach, face, and ears. The boyfriend told deputies that Soto was pissed off at him, and was taking it out on the puppy and the house. [Read more...]

Keystone Heights, Florida–Sean Wells is a litterbug. If he hadn’t thrown a bottle out of a moving car, he may not be gracing the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon. But, he did…and it set off a whole chain of bizarre events. All of these events began at around 8:00 Monday morning. Wells tossed a glass bottle out of his car window, the bottle broke and a motorcyclist behind Wells’ car was hit with shattered glass. The guy on the motorcycle, Jeff Cruce, managed to get Wells to pull his car over. But, when Cruce confronted Wells about the glass, Wells put the car in reverse, hit Cruce in the leg, and sped off. [Read more...]

Long Island, NY- A tip to CPS ended the sickening abuse and neglect of three small children last Thursday. InsideInside reviews the home of 37-year old Tara Graham, an unattended 20-month old boy was found covered in filth and human waste. The boy, Tara’s grandson, was taken from the home by CPS and police arrested Tara Graham and charged her uncooperative ass with Endangering the Welfare of a Child, Obstructing Governmental Administration and resisting arrest. I wish I could say that is the end of the story, but, unfortunately, I cannot. [Read more...]

Detroit, MI- I just love it when I hear a feel-good story about a criminal getting thwarted, especially when the circumstances involve a child. Sadly, we don’t get enough of them.This last Thursday afternoon, a 6-year old girl was playing in her front yard when a man grabbed her and took her inside an abandoned house. A neighbor, James Allen Mazzie, heard the girl crying and decided to take a peek inside the home. When he seen the man huddled over the child, Mazzie immediately ran to get his friend. [Read more...]

Another day, another reason to thank your lucky stars that you and yours are healthy and not the subject of today’s installment of public shaming.  As long as there are no prerequisites for procreating, we will never be short on things to write about.  Sit back, relax, and wrinkle your nose in disgust at the dumbfuckery here for you today.

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