Memphis, TN – I’m thinking that Vernardica Odom might be a tad bit loony and I feel for any man, child, or beast within striking distance when she blows a friggin’ gasket. On Wednesday, a very pissed off Odom appeared at her baby daddy’s girlfriend’s house and started banging on the door until glass started shattering. When baby daddy’s girlfriend opened the door, Odom stormed in and attacked! She got all kinds of crazy on the father of her 2-month-old daughter, Darobert Jones. She bit, she choked, she scratched, and she screamed before dragging Jones, clad only in boxers, out to her car. Jones escaped his crazy captor a short time later by taking a flying leap out the car door. According to the arrest affidavit, Odom then drove to her own home, picked up her infant child and returned to Jones’ girlfriend’s house. Upon arrival, Odom allegedly removed the child from her car seat and tossed her at Jones and screamed, “You go, the baby goes!” Jones scooped the baby girl up from the ground, got into a car with his girlfriend and drove away – with Odom right on their ass. Each time Jones’ girlfriend’s car came to a stop, Odom rammed the car, exited her own vehicle and started fighting with the pair all over again – all the while, she had her three other kids sitting in her vehicle. Odom is now facing charges of reckless endangerment and aggravated assault. Whacky bitch…  [Read more...]

SCITUATE, Mass – A woman brings a 16-year-old boy to the South Shore Hospital emergency room. He is suffering from a gunshot to the leg. Hospital officials contact the Weymouth police and the woman, 55-year-old Louellyn Lambros, tells them that the 16-year-old and her son were at her home when they heard noises in the backyard. When they all went to investigate, an intruder shot the teen in the leg through an open window. Police begin their investigation, and quickly realize that the story was bullshit. The true story, it turns out, just doesn’t get any dumber. It involves a stolen gun, a botched game of Russian Roulette, and a mother as retarded as her son. [Read more...]

Yonkers, NY- 43-year old Jada Ross is one crazy bitch you do not want to piss off. Ross blew into a jealous rage when she saw a disabled man, who I am guessing is a love interest, talking with two women.  Ross whipped out a can of lighter fluid, poured it over the man in the wheelchair, lit a cigarette lighter, and threatened to light his fire. Ross told the man, “I’ll kill you” and he shoved her away from him. Ross then ran into her apartment with the lighter fluid and lighter. Police had to force her apartment door open when she did not respond to knocks, due to their concern for two twin children Ross was babysitting. They found the kids sleeping in the living room and Ross passed out on a couch. Ross appeared to be intoxicated and agitated while being arrested. Heh…ya think? The children were returned safely to their mother and Ross’ wheelchair victim did not suffer any injuries. Ross was charged with first-degree reckless endangerment and third-degree criminal possession of a weapon, felonies; menacing and fourth-degree criminal mischief, misdemeanors; and harassment. She’sShe reviews a looker folks, so if anyone out there is in need of some flaming love, she’s your gal.

Warminster, Pennsylvania – Christine Miller’s 14-month-old daughter was in pretty bad shape. Last February, after being diagnosed for failure to thrive, it was discovered the child had a fractured arm in the process of healing, was losing hair due to possible malnutrition, had a second-degree burn on the bottom of her foot, and a severe wound on her buttocks. ChristineChristine reviews said the child burned her foot when she stepped on a hot electric stove burner. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I always had a problem keeping my kiddos off those hot burners – the little hellions. *massive eyeroll* And it turns out the wound to her butt was caused by a broken needle. Christine initially told officers she believed it was a sewing needle that was lodged in her child’s butt cheek – turns out, it was actually a broken hypodermic needle. Now how the hell did that get there? It supposedly got there courtesy of Christine’s boyfriend, Thomas Kule – a known heroin user. [Read more...]

St. Petersburg, Florida–Police received a call around midnight on FridayFriday reviews from Kimberly Crone, who said she was following a motorist who was driving erratically. Before the call to 911 had even ended, the erratic driver plowed into Ted Manooch’s truck, which was parked in front of his house. The driver hit the parked vehicle with enough force to slam it right into the house. After the accident, Kimberly said she jumped out of her car and heard a baby crying. “I tried to break the window, but I couldn’t break it with my hand.” [Read more...]

Cocoa, Florida–Miranda Peters-Ortiz has a crack habit. To support that habit, it is believed that MirandaMiranda reviews has taken to robbing fast food joints. While that, in itself, isn’t exactly news, the fact that she had her toddler child in the backseat while she was brandishing a weapon at some poor Wendy’s employee, well…that’s just kinda fucked up. The fun didn’t stop with the robbery…after making off with her haul from Wendy’s, Miranda was involved in a high-speed chase with the cops. All the while, she’s tokin’ away on her crack pipe. [Read more...]

West Springfield, Massachusetts–Early Saturday morning, a couple returning to their room at the Welcome Inn heard a faint cry coming from the room next to theirs. “I’m the mother of two. It was just my sense that something was wrong,” said Kimberly Dougherty. “It was a different kind of cry.” Curious, she stepped outside. She noticed the door to the room was ajar and peeked inside. In a room littered with beer cans, in the middle of the bed, lay a brand new baby girl, still covered in placenta, with her umbilical cord still attached. Kimberly and her husband swaddled the newborn in towels and waited on paramedics. [Read more...]

Alcoa, TN- As I was sitting here in front of my keyboard dressed in my usual work attire ( Tinkerbell pajamas with periwinkle blue slippers) and first began reading about this story, two questions came to mind. How the hell did this woman master the trick of spraying officers with her own urine and why, oh fucking why, can’t I be graced by the Gods of Demented Demon-ship and be allowed to find at least one mugshot of this truculent tigress? At first, I believed finding a pic was hopeless, but thanks to the detective skills of one of my favorite members, Tazzzz, Cindy Lynn Holder’s mug is now gracing our front page. [Read more...]

Newburgh, IN- Breaking up is hard to do with 52-year old David Brackett. On Sunday afternoon, his girlfriend said she wanted to end her relationship with the smiling son-of-a-bitch pictured below, but he didn’t take the news well. [Read more...]

Lowell, Massachusetts–While her 9-week-old baby was in the hospital being treated for a fractured arm, broken rib, injured spleen, and a possible brain bleed, the infant’s mother was on the phone with a friend. ‘He did it again,’ she said. He is Brian Ganley and he is being accused of breaking another one of his children. [Read more...]

Paul Hurlock and his hose

Middletown, Pennsylvania–Paul Hurlock had a plan–a plan to get rid of his ex-girlfriend, Randi Stewart, and her 16-year-old daughter. And if it weren’t for a nosy neighbor, he might have gotten away with murder.

Authorities say that early Thursday morning, Hurlock attached one end of a 100-foot garden hose to the tail pipe of Stewart’s Ford Expedition, ran the hose through a window in Stewart’s apartment, and into the bedroom where she and her daughter were sleeping. Then he turned the vehicle on.

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Lyndel Toppin

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania–You think you have problems? Pffft…your problems aren’t nearly as extreme as Lyndel Toppin’s problems. This guy has it rough. As a matter of fact, this story may be too graphic for some. If you feel you can tough it out, it may forever change your life.

Toppin’s fiancee, after preparing him a meatball sandwich for dinner, actually had the nerve to place the cheese on said sandwich, in the wrong place. The horror of it all!!!

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Jerome Blanchett

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania–We have profiled many, many stupid criminals here at the Dreamin’ Demon. If we were to make a Top 20 list of the dumbest tards ever, Jerome Blanchett would certainly be in the running for a prime spot. You see, Blanchett decided to commit armed robbery…at a police convention. His intended victim? Retired New York police officer, 56-year-old John Comparetto.

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Robert Drawbough & Helen Sun (FriendsterFriendster)

Fairfield, Connecticut–‘Oooooooow! Oh my god! She’sShe reviews biting my arms!’ You know, some stories just write themselves…this is one of them. Robert Drawbough and Helen Sun have been married for about 8 years. In that period, she has broken an acoustic guitar over his head, pushed him down a flight of stairs, sicced a private investigator on him to monitor his every move, and argued with him over a Christmas tree. He finally mustered up the courage to leave. He moved to California. After spending a bit of time researching this story, I have come to the conclusion that Helen Sun is one looney bitch. And, she doesn’t take a break-up well.

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