Opelousas, LA – Psssst! Come here. Closer. I got a secret for ya. You wanna know what it takes to get me all hot and bothered? Forget diamonds and pearls or cars and money. Nah – to get me going you gotta get my ass down to the local courthouse. Oh yeah, baby. The courthouse does it for me every time. The disgruntled employees, the long lines, the malingering odors, that sexy fluorescent lighting – it’s hot. I can barely contain myself just thinking about the sexiness that is a visit to the courthouse. The only thing that could possibly be more enjoyable would be a trip to Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve. Frank Lahay must feel the same way, for he was busted, on camera, jerkin’ his gherkin at the St. Landry Parish Courthouse. He was mighty thorough about it, too.

Authorities say Lahay was standing right there in a public hallway making nut butter in full view of other courthouse patrons for over an hour before a secretary finally caught on and alerted security. An hour? I gotta wonder – was he carrying lube or did he spit? Because I would think that after an hour of pud pounding, the pud would be feeling a little chafed? Anyway, Old Spanky McWhackanut was kind enough to cover the little guy up with his baggy shirt when people walked by. The 28-year-old wanker was arrested and charged with lewdness and public indecency.

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Boise, Idaho – Kyle Cameron Dennis, 37, is a math teacher and varsity boys basketball coach at Capital High School who has been arrested on a misdemeanor charge of obscene live conduct in a public place. Basically, he got busted “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a store with an erection.” If this had been a one time thing, I would be crying foul. But Kyle seems to find himself in this situation a lot. Once in February of this year, and twice in June. These stores included a Costco as well as a Walmart. Boise School Board placed him on paid administrative leave Monday, pending the outcome of his court case, District Spokesman Dan Hollar said.

Dennis taught math and other subjects at Capital High School since 1996 and was varsity coach for the boys basketball team for the past three years. His neighbors were shocked, as usual. “Yes, are you sure you have the right Mr. Dennis? That would totally surprise me,” says Frances Pederson. One student in Dennis’ math class said he’s holding off on judgment. “Even if he’s charged with anything, when he comes back to school, I’m not going to look at him any differently than I would,” said Mark, a sophomore. I found that funny for some reason. But I am juvenile.

The coach faces a fine up to $1,000 or six months in jail – and a shitload of embarrassment even if he is found not guilty. But that’s one hell of a coincidence, huh? To get caught doing this three times? I wonder if their is video. I don’t get guys like this at all. If you really want someone to see your erection that bad, why try and be slick about it? I’d let it out and have dressed up with a hat on it complete with those little, plastic googly eyes. Maybe improvise a ventriloquist show in Wal-mart’s electronics section.

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Ocala, FL - I love Floriduh. You couldn’t pay me to live there, but I love it nonetheless. During my time here at the Dreamin’ Demon, Florida has provided me with many entertaining, sometimes gag-inducing stories. And this one, well, that would fall into the gag-inducing category. Please allow me to introduce 41-year-old Venus Lewis. Cute, ain’t she? Ms. Lewis enjoys football, tag, alcohol, and younger men. Much younger men. While attending a teen football game at the E.D. Croskey Recreation Center last Saturday, Venus allegedly initiated a rousing game of tag with a couple of teen boys. She laid out the rules: “If I catch ya, I’m gonna have sex with ya.” Simple enough. And I’m sure those lads ran their little legs right off!! (Personally, if Venus was playing that game with me, you can guaran-fucking-tee I would have set a new world land speed record). Weary from the chase, Venus took a breather and chose that little break in the fun and games to drop trou’ and plug her flow hole with a tampon. The stop-leak was in place, but Venus was still all worked up – she needed to relieve some tension, so, she allegedly leaned back on a picnic table and began masturbating. If the teens weren’t already traumatized after having watched the plug insertion, that had to have sent them over the edge. According to police reports, the boys were under the age of 16, and at some point, Venus attempted to grab the underdeveloped package of another young boy. Police believe that alcohol may have played a factor. No. Shit. Venus Lewis was booked on charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition and battery. She is being held on $25,000 bond. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the store for a couple gallons of brain bleach.

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Sheboygan, WI- Here’s another persistent pervert who cannot seem to keep his wanker under wraps. In 1997, David C. Meyer was convicted of four misdemeanor counts of exposing his genitals to a child. Then in August 2007, he repeatedly drove past two 12-year-old girls he was attracted to. Meyer was sentenced to 90 days in jail for the stalking offense, but was allowed to serve the time on electronic monitoring in order to get in-patient mental health treatment. That sentence ended on August 3 and wouldn’t you know it…Meyer has once again been arrested for placing his penis on display.

David Meyer

Another resident of his apartment complex called police about 9 p.m. Sunday and reported that Meyer had been standing nude in his doorway and touching himself. The neighbor said Meyer had done this before on several occasions and had been warned by the apartment manager to not do it again. Heh…like they ever listen. When the officers arrived at his address, Meyers greeted them wearing only a pair of shorts and smelling of alcohol. The skeevy snake charmer denied being naked in the doorway and said he was wearing underwear at the time. David Meyer, 43, was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, which is a misdemeanor and carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail. Yeah. I’m sure we’ll be hearing about this bologna bopper again some time real soon.

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Memphis, TN- On May 29, 12-year old Tiara Johnson and her sister were riding bikes near their home in Nutbush when 29 year-old Eddy Barreras pulled his car up beside them. Barreras repeatedly told the girls to get into his car, but Tiara knew better. She told her sister to run and they raced across a yard to their home and told their mother. Their mother hopped in her car with the girls and chased after Barreras long enough to write down his plate number.

Later that day, Barreras was pulled over by police and when the contents of his car were revealed, Tiara was shocked. Inside Barreras’ car underneath the driver’s side floor mat they found a knife. Police also found two unused condoms, one on the passenger seat and the other in the glove box. “I was shocked because he would have probably killed us and raped us. I was so scared,” Tiara said. She had every right to be frightened and I am very relieved she and her sister did not get into this psycho’s car.

Barreras is a registered sex offender tracked by an electronic ankle bracelet. One report shows he was arrested for rape in 2005 and another shows he was sentenced to three years for attempted rape in August 2006 and then was placed on lifetime supervision in June 2007. Also, in March and April of 2008, he approached three different teenage girls near a high school. The pervy bastard cruised by them and exposed himself while he masturbated.

After Barreras was arrested and charged with solicitation of child rape that day, he was again arrested in jail for indecent exposure. He complained about pain in one of his legs and asked to go to the nursing station. Once there, he began masturbating in front of the nurse, and said, “I am a freak, are you a freak?” Barreras’ bail was set at half a million dollars. His arrest record also shows he has been charged with drug possession with intent to sell in 1999, 2002 and 2003. In 2000, he was arrested for vandalism and aggravated robbery. Obviously, this is one guy that needs to stay behind bars because he certainly seems to be getting off in more ways than one, pun intended.

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Alcoa, TN- As I was sitting here in front of my keyboard dressed in my usual work attire ( Tinkerbell pajamas with periwinkle blue slippers) and first began reading about this story, two questions came to mind. How the hell did this woman master the trick of spraying officers with her own urine and why, oh fucking why, can’t I be graced by the Gods of Demented Demon-ship and be allowed to find at least one mugshot of this truculent tigress? At first, I believed finding a pic was hopeless, but thanks to the detective skills of one of my favorite members, Tazzzz, Cindy Lynn Holder’s mug is now gracing our front page.

Cindy Holder

Around 3 a.m. Sunday morning, a friend dropped Cindy Lynn Holder’s drunk ass off in front of an apartment building. When she began crying and knocking on one of the apartment doors, the police were called. When officers arrived, they found Holder passed out, completely nekkid, and drunk as a skunk. When an officer tried to awaken the drowsing drunk, her speech was slurred and she reeked of alcohol.

When Holder was taken to jail, she refused to stand up when intake officers attempted to bring her in for booking. For unknown reasons, the officers then took Holder to the hospital and obtained warrants charging her with public intoxication and indecent exposure and asked hospital staff to alert authorities upon her release. Around noon that same day, the hospital called police to report Holder had ran from the ER and was trying to escape. Holder was found hiding behind an ATM wearing only a T-shirt and naked from the waist down. Holder, who was catheterized, refused to come out from behind the ATM machine. When the officers took her by the arms, she became angry and threatened to sling her piss on them. Then the little hellcat reached down, grabbed the catheter and began to sling it back and forth, spraying the officers with urine. If I was one of those cops, she would have been choking on that catheter. Holder was arrested once more and charged with two counts of reckless endangerment. She was being held in lieu of bonds totaling $10,775.

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Springfield, Ohio–But, the dumbass was getting her groove on as her two young children watched…from the back seat of the car. Danica Wallace, 24, and her boyfriend, Eric Welch, 29, both intoxicated and stoned, just couldn’t wait ’till they got home to do the nasty…so, they pulled off the road and started going at it. Look at their mugs and imagine them nekkid–nobody should have to witness that shit. Just thinking about the two of them all nekkid and sweaty makes my brain itchy.

Danica Wallace and Eric Welch

When an officer approached the car, he saw Danica, naked from the waist down, mounting Eric, also unclothed from the waist down, in the passenger seat. There were two little ones, ages 3 and 1 hanging out in the back seat. When she dismounted the handsome stud, Danica told officers they pulled over to have sex because they couldn’t have sex at a friend’s house. Eric said, ‘We got horny and just wanted to fuck!’ Also in the car, aside from the wee ones, were a couple of open beer bottles and a tin foil pipe with marijuana residue. Danica, a bit wobbly on her feet, told officers that she had only consumed a 22 oz. Budweiser and stated, ‘I’m not completely drunk.’ No, Danica, but you are a complete moron. She failed the field sobriety test. Her kids were handed off to a relative and Danica was hauled off to the pokey.

Danica told news reporters that it’s all just a big misunderstanding: ‘I was not having sex in the car, I promise,’ she said. ‘I spilled beer all over my pants and when I went to change my pants, the police pulled up and said that I was engaged in sex with my kids in the back seat.’ FAIL! She also had this to say, ‘I’m not a bad mother, really. I do admit I was drinking with my kids in the car.’ Again, FAIL! She was charged with two counts of endangering children, public indecency, drug paraphernalia and driving while intoxicated. Welch was charged with public indecency.

Hear it directly from the horse’s mouth…

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Minneapolis, MN- RSO Marcus Nelson has difficulty keeping his pecker in his pants. On May 3, he exposed himself to a little girl at the the Mall of America inside the Disney Store and asked her, “Did you see it?”. Later that day, he began masturbating on a mannequin inside Gilly Hicks.

Marcus Nelson

A few days later on May 7, St. Paul Police caught Nelson on Harriet Island in his underwear. He told the officers he was changing his clothes. Then on May 9, he was finally arrested when he returned to the Mall of America and exposed himself once more. That’s four offenses in one week before his pervy ass was finally busted.

Nelson is a Level 3 sex offender. Over the last decade, he has been convicted of flashing 10 other times. Nelson is also one of more than 50 homeless offenders St. Paul Police try to keep tabs on. The offenders must check in each week and Nelson did that. Police say that the monitoring of homeless sex offenders is always a challenge for law enforcement agencies. With just a couple officers assigned to the job of tracking offenders, departments don’t have the manpower to follow them all around all of the time.

Since the charge of indecent exposure is pretty minor, officers can’t always see a criminal’s past on the statewide system right away. Police believe these offenders know that and it is why Nelson has been able to stay on the move and get away with this for so long. Nelson has been charged with a felony this time after Bloomington Police found out about his past. If convicted, he faces couple of years in jail.

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Stratford, CT- I swear you just can’t make some of this stuff up. According to his Myspace, Angelo Dicks is a simple, yet complex man. His heroes are, “Dukes of Hazrad, God, the norms of my time.” Dicks also says he’s the “celistyn prophicy type”, which I believe he’s referring to the novel by James Redfield called, “The Celestine Prophecy“. The book is a first-person narrative of spiritual awakening. The narrator is in a transitional period of his life, and begins to notice instances of synchronicity, which is the realization that coincidences may have deep meaning. On the Sunday of April 26′th, Dicks decided to share his own spiritual awakening by exposing his mighty staff to many unpleased disciples.

Angelo Dicks’ MySpace

The unseasonably warm weather that Sunday drew several families out of their homes to spend a day at the local public beach, known as Short Beach. Apparently, the beach goers got more than they bargained for when they spied Angelo Dicks, 31, lying on the sand and basking in the sun naked as a jaybird. Several of the beach goers called the police to report their dislike of seeing Dicks’ dick, especially because he was close to many families with young children. When the officers arrived, they informed Dicks that nudity is forbidden on the public beach. Dicks replied that he “was imitating Jesus” and he also did not want to have a bikini line. Hmmm…I’m not an expert, but I can’t remember any stories about a nude Jesus who enjoyed tanning his shlong.

The officers asked Dicks to get dressed and leave the beach, but he refused. After a brief struggle with the officers, Dicks was charged with risk of injury to a minor, breach of piece peace, and interfering with police. He was released after posting $5,000 bond. Next time, Dicks, I advise you to just go to a tanning salon. There, you can broil your sausage in privacy as much as you want and you won’t have to worry about anyone crucifying you for it.

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Memphis, TN- I have never tried any brand of Kentucky Bourbon. Now, after reading about 46-year old Karen Sims and her crazy-assed drunk display on March 25, 2009, I think my lightweight ass will stick with beer. I know this is not one of the usual crimes we front page here on the Dreamin’ Demon, but being it is April 1, I thought the story of a drunk fool would be appropriate.

A couple days ago, James Chambers said he noticed a strange woman walking in a very peculiar way with something in her hand. He said it could have been a bottle, but was unsure. He thought maybe the woman just “had problems“.

Several other neighbors have stated that the 46-year old woman, Karen Sims, had given them problems before, but nothing like this. Alvaro Pacheco and Gonzalo Tocarruncho said they’ve had trouble in the backyard each night and things have been disappearing.  Last Wednesday, Sims ignored (or was too sloshed to take notice of) the ‘No Trespassing’ signs, and stumbled her way into their backyard. For hours she staggered around their yard and begged them for money to buy more booze. These two guys must be very patient or completely starved for entertainment because I would not have put up with this drunken damsel’s distress calls for more than an hour. I would of videotaped what I could and spent the rest of that time sending it to friends and uploading it on YouTube.

After the men grew tired of the lush’s drunken demands, Tocarruncho asked her to leave. Sims must of misheard his request because she removed her shirt. When Tocarruncho told her he called the police, Sims gave him another eerie eyeful by removing her pants. Damn. Now I see why I need to have more patience. I would have missed the entire strip-tease of this tanked-up tootsie and that would have caused a much lower view count on YouTube.

“She drank too much and she off up her clothes,” said Pacheco with a nervous grin. “She is crazy. She needs a hospital or jail, I don’t know which.” I don’t know either, but I do hope she gets the help she obviously needs.

When police arrived, they found Sims staggering around Tocarruncho’s backyard stark naked and holding a nearly empty bottle of Kentucky Bourbon. When the drunken diva finally noticed the officers, she became belligerent and began cursing loudly. She screamed at the officers and refused to obey their commands.

Karen Sims, who lives down the street, was arrested and charged with trespassing, disorderly conduct, public indecency and public intoxication. Police stated this is not the first time Sims has been arrested.

So all of you can get a proper visual of the drunk and naked nuisance, here  is the mugshot of Ms. Karen Sims. Happy April Fool’s Day, Demonites!

I’m guessing that if Alvaro Pacheco and Gonzalo Tocarruncho were not drinking men before, they are now. *shudder*

Thanks to Tazzzz who has this in our forums.

Andrew Thomas Sweet and Joey Lehrman

Welcome to the latest edition of Pervy Twofer Tuesday, Demonites and Denizens. Today, we have Andrew Sweet and Joey Lehrman. Andrew is all about consistency, Wednesdays, and a room with a view. Joey Lehrman is totally into education and skin care.

New Orleans, LA–Joey Lehrman, 22, is was an English teacher at L.W. Higgins High School. Last Wednesday, at about 8:00 a.m., three students and a substitute teacher glanced through the window of a classroom door and witnessed Lehrman strokin’ his poker.

At first, Lehrman denied torquing the turtle. He told officers that he is suffering from a medical condition and the application of lotion was necessary. Eyebrows were raised and eyeballs were rolling at that pitiful excuse. Eventually, Lehrman admitted to jerkin’ the gherkin right there in the classroom.

Joey Lehrman was suspended without pay, booked with obscenity, and hauled off to the slammer. He was released from custody Thursday on $5,000 bond.

Colusa County, CA–Andrew Thomas Sweet, 31, is a creature of habit. Over the past several weeks, neighbors have witnessed Sweet milking the one-eyed snake while standing in front of a window at his home. But…only on Wednesdays.

A sting operation was set up. Some poor schmuck undercover officer had to be stationed outside of Sweet’s house with a camcorder, waiting for the show to commence. Sweet didn’t disappoint.

At first, authorities were confused…what was it about Wednesdays that drove Sweet to wring his weasel so faithfully? Sweet’s wife offered up a clue; she wasn’t home on Wednesdays.

In a weird, weird twist, one neighbor says that Sweet wasn’t the first Sweet to be caught publicly whipping his dripper at that address. Years ago, his uncle was arrested for doing the same damn thing in the same damn house. WTH?

Andrew Thomas Sweet was arrested and charged with four counts of misdemeanor public exposure. He quickly made the $500 bail and is probably making plans to move out of town now. Back in 2001, Sweet pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of engaging in lewd acts.

But wait! There’s more! For your viewing enjoyment…..

Thanks go to UnamusedCat for posting these wankers in the forums.

Scotty Vest

Little Rock, AR- It’s getting to be that time of year again. A warm sunny day is a sure guarantee to entice families to come out of the house and possibly spend a day at the park with the kiddies. Some parents in Little Rock spent some time enjoying the weather at Burns Park with their children. Imagine their surprise when they learned that, just a few yards away, a local cross-dressing pedophile was trying to charm some of their kiddies into a bathroom by jerking off his Johnson in front of them.

Three children, two who were 11 and one that was 12, noticed a strangely dressed man outside the women’s bathroom, near a playground at Burns Park. The man exposed himself, then began masturbating in front of them and attempted to lure the kids inside the restroom. All three kids immediately ran to a group of adults nearby and asked for help.

“They came up to me and they were waiving at me and next thing I know, they’re running down the hill, you know, ‘call the cops, call the cops, there is this man, there’s this man dressed up as a woman and he’s playing with himself,‘” said one of the adults, Mary Stafford.

Another adult, Paul Hohnbaum, ran over to the restroom and witnessed the man, Scotty Vest, leaning against the wall. Vest was wearing a blonde wig, a big stuffed bra, and a white thong with his hairy junk hanging out. *Gag, cough, cough, gag*

Hohnbaum said Vest did not even notice him at first because he was still too busy cuffing his carrot. Other parents arrived and when Vest realized he had an adult audience witnessing him doing his disappearing cigar trick, he became startled and then tried to apologize. He said he didn’t mean to get the kids involved. Yeah. Sure you didn’t. Fucking Freaky Fruitcake!

The parents kicked open the bathroom door and shoved Vest’s pickle tickling ass inside. While someone called 911, Hohnbaum and several others leaned against the door to keep Vest confined until police arrived. During that time, Vest decided it was best to make a wardrobe change and put on a mini skirt.

Scotty Vest, 39, was arrested Monday and charged with three counts of sexual indecency. He’s being held at the Pulaski County jail on no bond. Police say it’s unclear whether Vest has a criminal history, but urges parents to take notice. I’d bet one of my middle fingers he does, if I didn’t need to use them so often. Sgt Terry Kuykendall, North Little Rock Police Department is asking parents to look at the picture to see if they recognize Scotty Vest. If they do, if their children have had any contact with him whatsoever, they need to talk with their children.

For your viewing pleasure, here’s Vest being hauled away by the po-po in his mini-skirt and heels. I wonder if he uses Nair?

Vest being arrested in mini-skirt.

Big Kudos to the parents who helped capture this cross-dressing blob-blaster! I would also like to dedicate this to SoJaded, my wise and hilarious mentor. You’re the best, SJ! Thank you!

I am giving Special2bme an enormous “Thank You” for posting this in the forums. Thank you, Special! You’s Da Shizzle Bam Bizzle!

…so was John Silvia’s ass.

Betty Jo Leonardson, John Silvia, and Ricky Osborn

Bradenton, FL–I must live in the most boring little town in the world. Nothing ever happens here. I have yet to get my ass bitten at Wal-Mart; My neighbors, though annoying and anal, are fairly clean and normal looking; Hell, we don’t even have a public masterbator! (Well, not that I’ve seen anyway). And a walk in the park is just that…

For one poor woman in Bradenton, her walk in the park turned into a ginormous yuck-fest when she happened upon Betty Jo Leonardson and John Silvia bumpin’ uglies (and I do mean uglies) in a city park…with a playground about 150-feet away.

That brave, strong woman choked back her bile and managed to get an officer on the scene, she wanted to file a complaint. When the officer arrived, the woman described what she witnessed…pointing out that when she first came across the entangled pair, there were children at the playground.

The responding officer made his way over to the naughty duo. He observed a half-nekkid Betty Jo laying on the ground with an equally half-nekkid John on top…just goin’ to town. And, there was a third person at the party, a Mr. Ricky Osborn. He was just kinda kickin’ back, watching. The officer was like, ‘Hey! What’s going on here?’ Way to kill the mood, officer! At that time, John pulled his horse out of the stable. The officer said John looked quite startled. Deflated is probably more like it.

After composing themselves, Betty Jo and John were handcuffed, placed in the back of a patrol car, and Mirandized. At that point, John told the officer ‘he just wanted to fuck, he didn’t know he was gonna get pinched.’ But, why? Why in the park? ‘You do it in a house, I am homeless, so I do it out here.’ He also stated that ‘he did not see any children in the area due to the fact that his ass was in the air and he wasn’t looking for any kids.’

Betty Jo denied having sex at all. She told the officer that she had zipped her shirt into the zipper on her pants and John was trying to help her get it loose. When the officer told her he witnessed the act, she still denied it.

And the third party? Ricky Osborn? Why, he was just waiting his turn. Poor fucker was waiting around for sloppy seconds, with Betty Jo…ew.

Betty Jo Leonardson, 39, and  John Silvia, 59, were both arrested on a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lacivious behavior. Bond on Betty Jo was set at $250 and John’s was set at $120. Osborn wasn’t charged with anything.

Personally, if I were a guy, I’d prefer a vacuum cleaner or a picnic table to Betty Jo.

Police report can be viewed at The Smoking Gun.

Update: 3/23/09-Recently released on a reduced bond, Angela Lindel committed suicide in her home early Saturday morning.

Danny Lovvorn and Angela 'Angel' Lindle

Our participants in this edition of Pervy Twofer Tuesday are Danny Lovvorn, 34, and Angela ‘Angel’ Simmons Lindle, 37. Danny is a morning person who enjoys outdoor activities. Angel is a whiny middle school teacher who loves Dale Earnhardt Jr. and young boys.

Danny Lovvorn hails from Belleville, IL. Danny is a consistent and prolific chicken choker. Danny lovingly tends to his morning wood each day between 7:00 and 10:00 a.m. No big deal, right? Except for the fact that Danny likes to bop his bologna outside, in the driveway, in view of others. One of Danny’s neighbors grew tired of witnessing Danny’s daily five knuckle shuffle, busted out the camera, and began filming.

The recording was turned over to Belleville Police and Danny Lovvorn was arrested and charged with public indecency. Not only had Danny offended his neighbor with his waxing of the weasel, it is reported that children pass by the residence on their way to school. As of Saturday, Danny was flogging his log at St. Clair County Jail, where he sits in lieu of a $10,000 bond. Wanker….

Our second lovely participant is was a seventh grade life science teacher Greenwood School District 52 in Ninety-Six, SC. Angel Lindle met the student victim about two years ago…when he was 14-years-old. She was his science teacher. He tells authorities that the relationship molestation began when Angel approached him, hugged and kissed him, and told him that she wanted to do the nasty with him. The teen stated that the two had sex between 40-50 times. He must have been a puny kid, because Angel provided him with three bottles of pills and told him they would ‘build muscle.’

The kid tried to end the relationship with Angel, through phone calls and text messages, but she just wouldn’t let it die. She tried to guilt-trip the kid by saying if he ended it, she would commit suicide. It was during one of those text sessions on Thursday, that Angel wrecked her car. The boy was worried that once Angel was released from the hospital, she would hunt him down and hurt him.

Angel Lindle was arrested on Friday and charged with seven counts of second-degree criminal sexual contact with a minor. Her bond has been set at $126,000. Police seized several articles of Angel’s clothing that confirmed the teens allegations.

According to arrest warrant affidavits, Angel admitted to seven sexual encounters with the boy: Three times while parked on Warner Road, twice at an Economy Inn, once in a K-Mart parking lot, and once at her home in Donalds. The seven encounters she admitted to occurred between August 2008 and February 2009.

Angel took the time to say good-bye on her Facebook page when she knew an arrest was imminent. From early Friday morning: ‘Angel is very sad. Everything is over for her and I really mean everything all because of a lie. If anyone that had any sense heard it they would know it was not true.’ And just before her arrest: ‘Angel is good-bye to everyone.’ Boo-fucking-hoo….

My advice to the teen? Move. You don’t want to find your furry little pet bunny boiling in a stew pot on the stove.

Bryon Earl Huff

Happy Valley, OR–Bryon Earl Huff, 47, gets his jollies by exposing himself to young girls. He enjoys it so much, that he has specially modified sweatpants that allow him to flaunt his junk with ease and discretion. Ew.

Deputies were called to a Goodwill store in Happy Valley on a report of a man exposing himself. Though the 8-year-old female victim was not hurt in the incident, I think she might need some time to erase that vision from her mind. I need some brain bleach after picturing it….

Huff was found in the store. He was wearing black sweatpants that were specially tailored in the crotch so when they were moved a certain way, the family jewels were exposed. He was stripped of his pedo pants and they were bagged up as evidence.

This isn’t Huff’s first run-in with the law. He has been arrested no less than 21 times in the past 20 years for controlled substance and driving offenses. He has also been convicted twice for public indecency. If convicted on this charge, it could be enough to require him to register as a sex offender.

While arresting Huff, authorities found him to be in possession of a  glass pipe with suspected methamphetamine residue on it. Bryon Earl Huff  is being held without bail facing charges of public indecency, possession of methamphetamine and violating probation for an earlier drug possession conviction.

UnamusedCat has this posted in the forums.