North Augusta, South Carolina – I’m sure everyone is aware of the risk of carbon monoxide poisoning. Because it is odorless and colorless, it’s extremely hard to detect. Those of us that live in older homes with older furnaces know how important it is to have a CO detector. If it weren’t for some moments of clarity, my youngest daughter and I would not be here today – that’s how quickly carbon monoxide can affect you…without knowing. And this is why some people opt to use CO poisoning as a means to commit suicide. I’m not sure how I’d handle sitting in a running car knowing that the end to my worries are coming soon, knowing I was going to die in “X” number of minutes. And I don’t think Melissa Sawyer’s children were real hip on the idea of dying that way either. [Read more...]

Patricia Renee Valindingham

GRAYSON, Kentucky. – A jury deliberated for only 2 hours before coming back with a guilty verdict against Patricia Renee Valandingham. She had been arrested, along with her co-worker\lover Chris Stephens, and charged with attempted murder in a plot to kill her husband by poisoning his McChicken sandwich with rat poison at the Olive Hills Mcdonald’s where she and Chris both worked.

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Adele Sorella

Laval, Quebec — As we announced in our forums earlier, our pedestals have gotten so high, and our rock-throwing arms so strong, we think we can hit Canada. So we will now start featuring Canadian crimes to go with the ones from the US of A. Starting with Adele Sorella. This 42-year-old mother of two has just been charged with 1st-degree-murder in connection with the poisoning deaths of her two daughters, Sabrina De Vito, 8, and Amanda De Vito, 9.

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Ian Kohn

Phoenixville, PA–On March 17, Ian Kohn called 911 and requested an ambulance; his son, 23-month-old Joseph Clayton Kohn, was unresponsive. Medics arrived at the home at approximately 3:55 p.m. Little Joseph was pronounced dead at 4:25 p.m. On March 18, an autopsy was performed. The coroner determined that Joseph died as a result of drug intoxication…the little guy had a significant amount of methadone in his system. Hmmmm…I wonder how that got there?

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Shirley Ybarra

Tamarac, FL–Shirley Ybarra, 50, might need some mental help. She was recently spotted at a Tamarac Publix grocery store, tampering with jars of baby food. When confronted by store employees, she said she was ‘mixing up food for her son,’ then she peed herself.

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Gibbs, MO - Robert William Sapp, 18, wanted to get rid of his grandmother, but now he won’t have to.  On Friday, Sapp was arrested and charged with attempted murder for putting antifungal spray into the coffee of  74-year-old Wilma Kelsey back in early September.  Then Wilma Kelsey died in a car accident on September 17.  Careful what you wish for, Robert. [Read more...]

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Dade City, FL – Christina “KiKi” Shehow, 16, is an ungrateful little bitch of a daughter. Christina got mad when her mother, Lenna Mercer-Goodwin, took her cell phone away for going overlimit on text messages. And when Christina Shehow got mad, she got even – by poisoning her mother’s food with seasoned salt, to which Mercer-Goodwin is violently allergic. [Read more...]

Thanks to resident pimpstress, Kathy, I have a story full of so much fucked up stuff I don’t even know where to start. We have a 10-year-old who tried to poison his family with lamp oil and BAM! cleaner, a 24-year-old brother who gives him a black eye and a grandmother who locks him up in a dog crate.

WASHINGTON, Pa. — After a 10-year-old boy was not allowed to go on a family trip, he retaliated by lacing the family drinks with lamp oil and a household cleaner. The entire family had been sick with flu-like symptoms for about a month. Somehow, the family found out about what he was doing, and showed their appreciation. The grandmother, Rhonda Lehman, 51, locked her 10-year-old grandson in a feces-filled dog crate for about 90 minutes. She also called a Washington County agency and told them that if someone didn’t come for the boy, she would bury him alive in the back yard.

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