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ROCK HILL, S.C. – After a woman noticed a one-inch hole in the ceiling of her apartment bathroom, accompanied by strange noises coming from the attic, she went up to take a look. What she found, aside from the hole, was that the divider that separated her attic from the one beside it had been taken down. Freaked out with this discovery, she called her sister who told her that she should place a camera up there to see if she could capture what was going on. Taking her sister’s advice, the woman did just that and claims the footage she captured shows her neighbor, 28-year-old Troy Christenbury, watching her and her children while they took showers. The woman called police and turned over three videos. Rock Hill police subsequently arrested Christenbury, charging him with three counts of voyeurism. Check the link to watch Christenbury as he is led out of his home in handcuffs, stupid-ass tribal arm tattoo and all, as he denies any knowledge of the crime. Here is some free advice from me to any Peeping Toms out there.…

WATERBURY, Conn. – A Roman Catholic priest has been arrested, accused of stealing $1.3 million from his parish over the last seven years. Kevin Gray, 64, was the priest for the Sacred Heart Church until he was placed on an indefinite leave back in April. In June it was reported that The Archdiocese of Hartford had asked police to investigate the theft of church funds and in a written statement accused Gray of stealing the money for personal reasons. These reasons included paying for hotels, restaurants, clothing and of course, male escorts. Gray was suspended from all of his priestly duties last month and can no longer function as a priest anywhere in the country. The really shitty part of this story is that Gray went from stealing money from the gullible so he could enjoy tossing some dude’s salad, to possibly continuing his circle of vice in prison enjoying the same activity – only now on the Connecticut taxpayer’s dime. I’m guessing that church brought in a lot of money if it took seven years for the Archdiocese to realize $1.3 million was missing.…

Kenner, LA – One more reason to avoid WalMart – Ricky Scott. According to police, the 55-year-old pervert has a long history of obscenity and indecent exposure charges. As a matter of fact, lisaznola posted an article about Scott in our forums back in 2008. When that particular article was posted, Scott already had 19 arrests under his belt – all for obscenity. The arrests, which date back to 1984, have netted Scott countless years of probation, a five-year suspended prison sentence and a total of 8-months behind bars. He will whip that thing out whenever and wherever he pleases – fast food restaurants, motel balconies, WalMart – it doesn’t matter. And he doesn’t care who his audience is either. Dude just can’t keep it in his pants. Knowing that, it’s no big surprise that he’s back in the news. This time he’s accused of jerkin’ off in the electronics department at WalMart. An off-duty Kenner police officer working a security detail was approached by a concerned shopper who informed him that it appeared as if Scott was crankin’ his shank while watching a young boy.…

MADISON, Wis. – A father at a Wisonsin McDonald’s became a little wary when he noticed 38-year-old Michael Baumgartner sitting in the play area with 15 to 20 kids while looking at a laptop. It didn’t seem as if he had any children and upon closer inspection, the father realized Baumgartner was looking at a pornographic image while typing with one hand. The other hand was playing in Baumgartner’s own ball pit. When police arrived on the scene, they also observed Baumgartner chatting on the laptop while fondling his Hamburglar. He was arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior as well as disorderly conduct. He admitted to police that aside from exercising his groin, he exercised bad judgment as well. This guy is either a very bold pedo, or a retarded, homeless, horny dude. I can think of no conceivable reason why a straight man with just enough intelligence to breath, could possibly think the play area of a McDonald’s is a good place to rub one out. And this is from a guy who jacks off practically anywhere, anytime.…

Munson Township, OH– Beginning to think Ohio is the new Florida? Ha! Fat-chance there, but I did decide to give one of my favorite states to write about a break today and check out what the other ones had to offer. So, to answer the frequently asked question, “Why does it always happen in Florida?”, it doesn’t. Here is another story from the Buckeye State that will probably find its way from our front page to some of the other, less-read, poorly imitated versions of our site. Just remember, you read it here first and just like the drag-queens who imitate their favorite performers, their show may at times be entertaining, but it never can and never will be as good as the original. But, who can blame them. Any-who, a janitor noticed a phony air freshener inside a men’s bathroom stall of a YMCA locker room last Tuesday. The janitor opened it and found a digital camera inside that was set to record. Police were notified and investigators said the camera, which they believe had been there for less than 24 hours, did not have a transmitter connected to it.…

NORTH OLMSTED, OH – Jaded sent me this story because she said it turned her on so bad she had to keep taking breaks while typing it up. A 63-year-old man is facing misdemeanor exposure charges after he was observed by some Target shoppers, and police, sitting in his car with is pants down. Well, that is actually over-simplfying things a bit. He was observed by someone in the parking lot who saw him sitting in his car parked close to the Target store where he had covered himself with a newspaper. Cops were called and were able to surprise the man who was still sitting in the car with no pants. He explained that he was just relaxing and had no pants because it was hot (I use that one when I pick up the kids from school). But stranger still was what police retrieved from the man’s vehicle, items that included pornographic magazine photos, a bag containing women’s under garments, a handful of long brown hair and a clear container containing fluids.…

Albuquerque, NM – The greasy looking douchebag to the left is 54-year-old Terry Barns. The vile scrote is accused of molesting an 8-year-old girl inside the iT’Z Family Fun Center on May 17. According to authorities, Barns had been wandering around the restaurant for a couple of hours before he cornered the girl, who was at the center on a school field trip, in a ball pit. He allegedly pinned her down and kissed her while he grabbed her butt and touched her inner thigh. When the girl ran away, police say Barns started stroking himself. Somehow, dude managed to exit the restaurant unscathed. Four days later, however, he was arrested after exposing himself to a young girl while masturbating in the toy aisle at a local WalMart. He was behind bars on that charge when authorities rearrested him for the nasty incident at iT’Z. Police say Barns matched the description of the assailant captured on surveillance video at iT’Z. …

RIVERHEAD, N.Y. – Magicians give me the creeps. I like a good magic trick or illusion, but the magician who performs them always comes across as…I dunno…off. You ever met a professional magician? If you have, you know what I’m talking about. I’m sure there are some perfectly normal people out there who decided to take up magic as a living who are just as normal as someone who spends their free time posting about people being murdered. Maybe. But even if there is, 52-year-old Bob Infantino isn’t one of them. Once known as “Long Island’s Favorite Magician,” he just pleaded guilty to 44 counts of unlawful surveillance and 64 counts of possession of child pornography. He was busted using a hidden camera to videotape women and children in his home photography studio. Unless he manages to make himself vanish into thin air, he is expected to spend 5 to 15 years in prison where he may resume his magic with a new act that includes dicks disappearing into his ass.…

Ravyn1965 posted a story in our forums out of Long Branch, New Jersey about a 20-year-old volunteer youth adviser who they say sexually assaulted a teen boy. Craig Reeves was arrested on Thursday for allegedly engaging in sexual acts with a 14-year-old boy he met while volunteering as a youth adviser. He also pretended to be a young woman on MySpace, using photos of nude young women to solicit photos of young men. Source: App.com

Swansea, UK – If you can’t find it in yourself to personally fuck a dead squid, I’d guess the next best thing would be to possess a picture of some other lucky dude fucking a dead squid, right? Any deviant with the desire to witness such an act without actually having to locate and bugger a dead squid themselves can do so with the mere click of a mouse. Just ask Andrew Dymond, he knows all about that whole ‘right-click, save’ thing. It wasn’t just the dead squid fucker that caught his eye – he reportedly had a collection of other bestiality shots that depicted humans making whoopee with horses and dogs. Now that is living vicariously through others. Oh, and let’s not forget the kiddy porn. He faces a total 24 porn charges – 10 of those charges stem from “extreme” pornographic images, and 14 stem from child pornography images that he allegedly produced. He was also found to be in possession of at least 57 indecent photos of children collected from the internet.…

JERSEY CITY, N.J. – Adonis Giron, 43, had a nifty little scam going for a despicable pedophile. He posed as an MTV talent scout to lure young girls and then pry them with promises of fame and fortune. His Myspace page stated he is 26 and makes up to $250,000 as a manager at MTV. Of course this was all bullshit and the only thing the girl’s ended up receiving were Giron’s dick and a tough life lesson. His game came to an end after the parents of a 12-year-old girl learned that she had sex with Giron in a motel back in October of 2008. He was later apprehended and in January, he pleaded guilty to the charge of aggravated sexual assault. This plea deal meant that charges he had molested two 13-year-old girls would be dropped. On Friday, Giron was sentenced to 10 years in prison and ordered to get psychological treatment.  He must serve more than eight years of his sentence before becoming eligible for parole.…

Oklahoma City – Another day, another man exposing himself in a Target store. A shopper at the Target on Rockwell Ave. said a man followed her around the store eventually pulling down his pants in the garden section and “shaking” his ass at her. The Target on N Pennsylvania Avenue and W Memorial Road reported a similar incident earlier in the day. Police found a man matching the description eventually arresting Sean Andrew McClendon, 33, on a complaint of indecent exposure after former conviction. The former conviction part comes from McClendon’s pleading guilty in 1999 to two counts of indecent exposure. He has since been released from jail, and no charges have been filed at this time. Seriously…what is it with Target and men exposing themselves? I think the majority of our stories involving the Target tag are also accompanied by the indecent exposure one. …

Manhattan Beach, CA – Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…a guy walks into a Target store and spots the woman of his dreams. There she is, standing in the laundry detergent aisle. Her hair shining under the fluorescent lights. Barry Manilow filtering from the speakers above. Love is in the air, folks – fused with the aroma of bleach and fabric softener. He approaches the woman. “You’re pretty,” he tells her before shyly disappearing around the corner. Before the flattering compliment even has time to sink in, he reappears in front of her shopping cart. With flowers in hand and a promise of life long adoration and love? Nope. With a booklet of 50% off detergent coupons? No such luck. Fucker dropped trou’ and started whippin’ his dripper. Because nothing turns a woman on like getting dirty in the detergent aisle. The woman, either totally skeeved out or extremely unimpressed, started in with the screaming. And with that, the wee willy wanker took off out of the store like his ass was on fire.…

Monkey See, Monkey Do?

April 14, 2010 at 6:43 am by  

Kennesaw, GA – Some of you may recall a write-up I did some time ago featuring a skeevy perv who was caught masturbating over an infant at a Barnes and Noble store in Georgia. Wouldn’t it be weird if there was another dirty old man who liked to palpitate his peener in the presence of children at Barnes and Noble? Oh, I know – let’s add to the weirdness factor a bit – let’s say the copy-cat wanker also has his roots planted in Georgia. Wouldn’t that just be friggin’ bizarre? I’d have to wonder what the hell was in the water out there. Here at the Dreamin’ Demon, we know that truth is usually stranger than fiction. Case in point: 60-year-old Gary Wayne Garvin. According to police, numerous witnesses reported seeing Garvin sitting in the children’s section of the bookstore, wanking his wee willy in the presence of several young girls. When the alleged ding-dong diddler left the store, those same witnesses jotted down the make, model and tag number of the perv’s car.…

Summerfield, FL – If I were to be granted just one superpower, it would be the ability to make people ‘poof’ from existence with the flick of a wrist. Though my ‘list’ is already rather full, there is always room for assholes like Michael McLachlan. Wednesday evening, Michael supposedly witnessed his ex (the exact nature of the relationship between the two has yet to be disclosed) kissing her new boyfriend. Incensed, Michael stormed into the woman’s home and into the bedroom of her 5-year-old daughter. When the woman walked into the residence to see what was up, Michael was allegedly standing in the child’s room, over the child, fully dressed with his hands on his pants as if he was pulling them up or down. The child’s underwear had been pulled down. The woman ordered Michael out of her home and called police. When police arrived at the home, the woman told them Michael had a crowbar and had been acting combative. When deputies approached Michael, he made a rather stunning admission.…

Lincoln, NE – When a 6-year-old boy was found acting out sexually with a 4-year-old child last month, authorities learned the child had been sexually assaulted himself. When questioned, the boy told officers that his uncle taught him how to do those naughty things. When police talked to Uncle Perv (aka Shad Jenkins), they discovered he had molested his nephew on at least two separate occasions in September and December of last year. Furthermore, it was revealed that Shad was molested by a family member when he was a child. Seems his own father partook in a bit of boy buggery. Damn…talk about your nasty vicious cycle. I would recommend a healthy dose of bleach for that particular gene pool, but it’s obviously way too late. Shad Jenkins, 22, has been charged with first-degree sexual assault of a child and third-degree sexual assault of a child. His bond was set at $250,000. Shad is about as smart as he looks – perv has at least 10 different Myspace profiles, all mostly blank and unused.…

Fake Craigslist Ad Leads To Sexual Assault

April 7, 2010 at 2:53 pm by  

WEST HARTFORD, Conn. – I’m sitting here on my deck, sans pants, catching up on things in preparation for my glorious return to the site tomorrow when I came across a true idiot that I just had to get posted. Someone posted a fake Craigslist ad that claimed a 40-year-old woman was looking to have sex with as many men as possible. Included with the ad was an address. The entire post was a prank of some sort, possibly against the family living at the address listed. But because pussy really does make men as stupid as dick does women, a dozen men actually showed up at the home looking for the horny woman. But that’s not the real stupid part. The prank had some collateral damage in the form of an 18-year-old girl who lives nearby. See, one of the men who answered the ad was 29-year-old Richard Zeh. Supposedly dyslexic, Zeh went to the wrong address. But even when he was told that he had the wrong address by the teen girl who answered the door, Zeh wasn’t having it and ended up charged with misdemeanor sexual assault, burglary and more.…

Stamford, CT – The guardians of a 15-year-old girl grew suspicious when they realized the teen always had an abundant amount of spending cash. When confronted and questioned, the girl eventually spilled the beans and admitted that she had been selling her used panties to Pasquale Mecca – a security guard at Stamford High School. The child’s guardian reported the incident to school administrators, who, in turn, contacted authorities. During questioning, Mecca admitted to purchasing the used panties – how much he actually shelled out is unknown. He also admitted to having inappropriate sexual contact with the girl on at least one occasion. After a thorough search of Mecca’s home, several items of evidence were seized. Police say that since the beginning of January, the two would make the exchanges both on school grounds and off. So far, no other students have come forward with similar accusations. I guess it’s safe to say the pervy panty-sniffer is now unemployed. Mecca, 52, has been charged with three counts of risk of injury to a minor, and one count of fourth-degree sexual assault.…


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