The 28-year-old has been arrested after allegedly driving around town tossing dildos at young girls, then sitting in his car to watch their reactions.
Last month, two 14-year-old girls told police that a male driver stopped his vehicle about 100 feet in front of them as they walked home from a park. The man opened his door and placed an unknown object on the ground before driving past them.
The girls said the man “was sitting there staring at them from his car with the driver’s side widow rolled down” watching their reactions as they discovered the object was a giant purple dildo.
A second report was made by a 15-year-old girl who had a similar experience as she walked home from a bus stop. She said a man threw an item out of the driver’s side window of his vehicle, which rolled slightly underneath the car.…
According to police, Sean Johnson was captured acting all suspicious and stuff on surveillance video Tuesday afternoon. In said video, Johnson is apparently seen approaching the innocent plush toy in the clearance section somewhere near the garden department. He was then seen carrying his new found love to the bedding department.
It was there, police say, that Johnson got busy.
In the surveillance video, Johnson is seen exposing his Johnson and humping the horse — utilizing short, fast movements. When finished, Johnson reportedly shot his load on the horse’s chest. Sated, Johnson placed the stuffed animal on top of a comforter set and exited the store.
I have to assume security personnel were rolling on the floor laughing, while vomiting, maybe, and that’s why they failed to apprehend the plushie fucker before he was able to make it out of the store.…
UNION COUNTY, NC – Jamie Hernandez has been arrested after the 40-year-old was busted taking extreme measures to spy on his teenage stepdaughter as she showered.
On Monday night, Union County Sheriff deputies were called to the double-wide mobile home where Hernandez lived with his wife and two children. A neighbor called them to report someone lurking under the family’s mobile home.
That person turned out to be Hernandez, who took off into the woods before police arrived after the neighbor confronted him. Police would figure out why Hernandez ran after they checked out the crawlspace underneath the home.
Turns out Hernandez had created an opening underneath the mobile home that allowed him to wedge between walls, apparently to peep into his teenage stepdaughter’s bathroom. “He had removed some of the sheet rock to the wall and there was a hole through the wall of the shower,” said Captain Ronnie Whitaker.
Hernandez was taken into custody when he eventually returned back to the home. He’s been charged with secretly peeping, a misdemeanor, and is being held on a $1,000 secured bond.…
Philadelphia, PA – Police are looking for a man who was caught on camera jacking off inside a packed SEPTA bus.
A Temple University student was on the bus last Friday when the man sitting beside her whipped out his dick and began masturbating. The woman immediately took out her phone and started filming the man in the act.
As she verbally confronts the man about what he is doing, he continues to expose himself without acknowledging her and, as you can see in the uncensored video below, climaxes.
The man finally turns to the woman and repeatedly asks, “Are you serious right now?”
By then, angry passengers are getting vocal, including a woman with a child sitting behind them who says, “Michelle, come get this baby because I’m about to go off.”
The man asks the woman filming why she didn’t tell him to stop sooner, to which the woman replies, “Does someone need to tell you not to touch yourself in public on a bus?”
Eventually the bus comes to stop and the driver escorts the man off the bus.…
Memphis, TN — After brazenly following a woman into the women’s room at a McDonald’s restaurant Thursday, and attempting to reach out and grab her from under the stall door, this tubby skeeve could do little more than grunt and wiggle after getting himself stuck between the bottom of the door and the nasty floor.
The alleged victim told police she was using the toilet when Ronald Henderson’s derpy face appeared under the door. She screamed at him to get out, she said, but he kept coming… trying to grab her leg. At some point during this creepy fucking scene, Henderson got stuck. It was then that the victim made her escape.
No details about how or when Henderson managed to free himself from under the door, or if he was still there when police arrived, but after the victim positively identified him at the scene, Henderson was transported to jail. He’s been charged with assault and observation without consent. Bond was set at $100.
The more I think about it, the more I wonder if the police got the right man.…
Boca Raton, FL — A former employee of Florida Atlantic University is facing charges after police say he secretly filmed students pissing and masturbating in the men’s restroom on the campus, then uploaded those video files to several pornographic websites.
Seth Thompson, a.k.a. Jerking_Bud, apparently filmed the unsuspecting men doing whatever it is that men do in a public restroom (Masturbating? Really?), then uploaded the videos to sites like PornHub, XTube, yuvutv, and Tumblr.
Police were tipped off to these skeevy shenanigans by one of the stars of his video clips — some student apparently stumbled across a video of himself pissing on PornHub. That same student recalled another male in the restroom at the time “casting suspicious glances” his way and carrying a large backpack.
Police reportedly found dozens of similar videos, with eye-catching titles like “A college kid and his dad taking a leak at a public bathroom,” “My buddy jerking off in the stall next to me,” and “My collection of hidden videos of guys taking a leak and jerking off,” posted on the aforementioned websites… all uploaded under the Jerking_Bud moniker. …
Indianapolis, IN — Ya know, the title alone tells an entire story, but since I love you people, I’ve decided to go ahead and elaborate. The 34-year-old gentleman to the left is facing numerous charges after a couple women complained to police that he was “swinging” his wiener at ‘em.
A Metro officer was just kinda driving around doing what officers do Tuesday, when he was flagged down by two women.
One of the women reportedly told the officer that a man approached her from behind (giggity) and grabbed her by the arm. When she turned to look, she noticed the man had his dick out of his drawers and was “swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion.” How the woman managed to resist jumping on that thing right then and there is a friggin’ mystery…..
The woman also told the officer the man claimed to have a gun and demanded that she come with him.
The man, later identified as Shawn Harvell, began “briskly” walking away when the women flagged the officer down.…
SPOKANE, Washington – Motorists in Spokane started calling police on Sunday after getting an eyeful of a pious pedestrian. Witnesses told officers that William “Billy” Ogan, 31, was masturbating on the side of the road and displaying his penis to women.
Ogan confirmed this, telling police he was celebrating his “new marriage” to God, “working for Jehovah,” and “spreading God’s word.” God reportedly wanted Ogan to show his penis to women in order to teach them about sex. At press time, God had not responded to calls seeking his side of the story, and, of course, he cannot be forced to testify against Ogan thanks to spousal privilege.
Ogan was supposed to appear in court for three counts of indecent exposure on Tuesday, but “he refused to participate in the court process,” so he had to go on Wednesday instead. When Billy showed up, he did so without a lawyer and told the judge he didn’t feel anyone else in Spokane County could defend him.
“The legal system here in this facility, they don’t do the job, so I feel better representing myself,” Ogan said while surrounded by three deputies.…
ALBUQUERQUE, NM — A man is in critical condition after he got caught peeping into the window of two teenage girls, then got his naked ass beat by the girls’ father and brother.
The incident occurred at about 2:30 a.m. Thursday, when a man called 911 to report a naked Peeping Tom was caught outside his home, staring through a window at the caller’s 13- and 15-year-old daughters.
“The bushes were shaking. Then she heard groaning and moaning,” said the girls’ mother, Katrina Chavez. “My oldest son went out, said ‘What are you doing?’ and then discovered he was naked.”
Police say the girls’ dad, brother and a friend of the brother – ages 29, 19 and 19 – chased the naked man away from their home and down the street before a fight ensued. By time police arrived, the suspected pervert was found in the street, badly beaten.
The man was taken to the hospital and is in unstable, critical condition as of yesterday. So far the three men have not been arrested for putting the alleged prowler in the hospital, but the District Attorney is working with detectives to determine if they should be charged with a crime.…
WILTSHIRE, UK – A 23-year-old British man has been banned from every farm in England after getting it on with a goat, says a report in the London Evening Standard.
On Monday, Robert Newman, the goat-fucker in question, pled guilty to the bestiality in North West Wiltshire Magistrates Court in Chippenham. The incident allegedly occurred in April on a farm in Wiltshire.
Newman had initially denied having sex with the animal, but confessed shortly before his trial was set to begin. Wonder what made him change his mind. I mean, it wasn’t like the victim was going to testify.
Newman, of Devizes, is currently out on bail, but conditions of his bond prohibit him from being on any property where farm animals are kept, reported SWNS. Newman also has a curfew, which should keep him from livestock-diddling between the hours of 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. His sentencing is scheduled for Sept. 12.
Stories regarding people having sex with animals are quite frequent on this site, but this is the first time a goat has made an appearance.…
SAVANNAH, GA – Police have arrested a 19-year-old after they say he was filming himself having sex with a underage boy and possibly using Skype so others could watch him abuse the boy live over the Internet.
Brandon Fanning was busted after Homeland Security gave the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force in Effingham County a tip regarding Fanning’s online activities. They ended up arresting Fanning on charges of aggravated child molestation, child molestation and sexual exploitation of a child.
“The investigation revealed that Fanning had been molesting an underage boy and possessed videos of the sexual acts between he and the victim which he was sharing,” sheriff’s spokesman David Ehsanipoor said, adding that Fanning was also engaging in sexual acts with a dog.
“Some of the details we have seen on these videos we couldn’t even try to explain on television. It’s one of those disgusting situations and we wouldn’t be able to believe anyone would try to do something like that,” said Ehsanipoor.
More charges are pending against Fanning, but deputies would not say what they were related to – I’m guessing it may have something to do with the poor pooch. …
Florida – Police in St. Johns County have arrested a registered sex offender with a habit of putting his dick in all the wrong places, this time in the butthole of his neighbor’s dog.
James Lee Lyons, 52, was arrested after one of his neighbors called police to report his dog had been the victim of a sexual assault at the hands of Lyons.
He said that he let two of his dogs out before a thunderstorm Monday afternoon, but only one of the dogs came back. He went searching for the missing dog but was unable to locate it until some time later when he witnessed Lyons carrying it.
When the man asked Lyons where he found the dog, Lyons said he found it hiding in a shed. The neighbor did not believe Lyons because the shed was one of the places he checked earlier. That’s when he noticed that his dog was acting withdrawn and was suffering injuries to its rectum and vulva.
The dog owner first called Animal Control who informed the man he needed to take the dog to the vet.…
Alexandria, VA – A DJ in Las Vegas known as Joey Flash has been arrested and charged with filming the rape of various women in the Virginia area, all of whom seem to be unconscious.
Police were first alerted to 34-year-old Joseph M. Rivera’s alleged activities after one of his victim’s reported he’d sexually assaulted her in May. During their investigation, police learned that Rivera had been sexually assaulting unconscious women over a period of several years.
“All the victims appeared unconscious and to this day are unaware of the videos and photographs,” said Detective Brian J. Byerson
Police were able to identify some of the women who told investigators that they never consented to the sex acts or to appearing in Rivera’s videos. Other women featured in the videos have not been identified and probably have no idea they have been sexually assaulted. Which brings up an interesting question… if you didn’t know you had been raped, would you want to?
Legalities and justice aside, I imagine having an all around good day ruined by a phone call from a cop that goes something like this:
Cop: “Is this Mr.…
According to police, Tighe committed a lewd act on the child and showed her his genitals.
When the victim’s mother confronted him, Tighe reportedly admitted to what he’d done and told her that he wanted to kill himself. Tighe then grabbed a knife and cut himself. Unfortunately, mom yanked the knife from his hands and threw it away before he could do any real damage.
Tighe has given police reason to believe he has done this before – he said he had touched the girl inappropriately on at least one other occasion. No word on how he got into the child’s bedroom.
The scrapes and cuts in Tighe’s mug shot are not explained either, but I am hoping that the mother gave him those and a kick in the beans hard enough to prevent future reproduction.
This piece of shit faces molestation charges after being arrested.…
According to police, the boy was walking home from school Monday, when the alleged tickler, 63-year-old P. “Pat” Simon Jamrozik, told the boy to go inside the home he shared with his sister.
Once inside the home, Jamrozik reportedly demanded the boy remove his socks and shoes and lay on the couch. He then sprayed the boy’s feet with some sort of anti-fungal crap and started in with the rubbin’ and the tickling. This, police say, was done as Jamrozik massaged his own package.
After he’d had his fill of that nasty business, Jamrozik directed the boy to lay down on the kitchen table and lift his shirt so he could perform an ear, nose and throat exam.
“He started feeling the boy’s back, chest and stomach with his hand and used a stethoscope to listen to his heart,” reported Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. …
Meet Lawrence Adamczyk – he made his first appearance here at the D’D in June of 2011, when he was accused of exposing himself and groping men at the X-Sport Fitness Club in St. Charles.
Larry (not even gonna try and type dude’s last name more than once… it’s like a tongue twister for my fingers) was apparently found guilty in that case, as a recent update mentions he was paroled in December of 2012 and was being monitored electronically. The same update also points out that Larry had previous arrests dating back to 2005, all similar and sexual in nature. But for whatever reason, he was not required to register as a sex offender.
Larry was confronted by security personnel at Riverside Brookfield High School Saturday morning while wandering about in a hallway that was closed and off-limits because of a boys’ swim meet, police said. The police were called and responding officers found Larry sitting on the bleachers, watching the competition.…
Montgomery County, LA – Police in Louisiana have arrested 49-year-old Duane Parker after he allegedly sent sexual messages to more than a dozen preteens on Facebook, including a video of him masturbating while saying what he would like to do to a seventh-grade girl.
Parker got busted after an investigation into his online activities that started when the mother of one of the girls he contacted authorities after seeing messages from an unfamiliar name on her daughter’s Facebook page. The girl told her mother that she only accepted his friend request due to how many mutual friends that had in common.
His modus operandi seemed to be friending a young girl on Facebook, along with any of her friends, then begin innocently messaging them before bringing out the big guns. “He’ll chat with them for a while but then after befriending them he’ll start sending pornographic videos to them, whether it was video or still images,” said Captain Mark Seals.
By time investigators got involved, Parker had deleted his Facebook account and created a new one. …
Denver, CO – A former Catholic priest was arrested Saturday after fellow passengers on a plane noticed him jacking off while watching porn on his laptop.
According to reports, 63-year-old Daniel Drinan was on Southwest Flight 1998 when he decided to take advantage of the plane’s free wifi and watch some porn on his laptop. Maybe a little inappropriate, depending on the passengers around him, but hey, free porn. It was Drinan’s decision to rub one out that got him into trouble.
Although he attempted to hide what he was doing with his laptop, a female passenger could see that Drinan was stroking on his exposed penis and alerted a female flight attendant when he would not stop. She, in turn, notified a male flight attendant who reportedly told Drinan to “put his pants back together.”
As if being cock-blocked from yourself wasn’t bad enough, Drinan was arrested after the plane landed at Denver International Airport and charged with lewd, indecent or obscene acts in public aboard an aircraft. According to the criminal complaint, Drinan apologized for his conduct and said he decided to flog his bishop because the lights were out and no one was next to him.…