Police say 56-year-old Kurt Jenkins was driving slowly through a neighborhood with children, and was naked and with electrical wires protruding from his penis.
According to police reports, a witness said Jenkins drove up to him and gestured for him to look at Jenkins’ junk.
“(The witness) observed Jenkins was completely naked and saw an electronic device with wires, which was attached to Jenkins’ penis,” the police report said.
Jenkins opened the passenger door and asked him to get inside. The witness declined, but took a picture of Jenkins and called police.
Police said Jenkins would slow down his vehicle “almost to a complete stop” as children from a nearby school were dropped off in the neighborhood.
Arriving officers quickly located Jenkins, who refused police commands to get on the ground. The officers helped him out a bit and gave him a free makeover in the process.
Jenkins is now facing charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs, and resisting a law enforcement officer without violence.…
Gideon Swartzentruber, 21, got caught having sex with a female donkey last September and was charged with sexual gratification with an animal.
Swartzentruber, a farmhand who was fired from his job over the incident, told investigators his “privates were out of control” and that he “got crazy and carried away.”
He also said he did not hurt the donkey and that it was the first time “he had done anything like that.”
He was looking at nine months in jail when he pleaded guilty to the charge in November, but was only sentenced to one year of probation, counseling and a $443 fine. Swartzentruber was back in court last Wednesday, but not because he had gotten into any trouble.
He was back in court asking the judge to revoke his original sentence and to give him some jail time.…
OXFORDSHIRE, UK – Psychotherapist and Ex-Christian Cult Leader, Vanessa Clark, has been convicted of indecent assault for age regression therapy that included skin-to-skin contact and patient’s suckling on her titties.
Patients came to the 63-year-old for therapy to get over past trauma, and were often recommended to her through a leader of a Christian cult that Clark was once the leader of.
Therapy would consist of weekly intense sessions that would ultimately lead to age regression therapy. Age Regression is the hokey theory that if you revert back to parts of your childhood through hypnosis, you’ll be able to overcome traumatic experiences by gaining insight on negative parts of your life.
These sessions bilked patients out of thousands and included “skin-to skin” body contact with Clark. After one female client became fidgety, she comforted them by explaining their “inner baby” needed to come out. She then asked the patient if she wanted to “have some of mummy’s milk,” and guided her to put her breast in her mouth. The patient, who said she was compelled to comply, did as instructed.…
MIAMI, FL – Eduardo Sanchez, a 43-year-old employee at The Knife Steak House, got his ass busted filming a child using the bathroom inside the restaurant.
On Friday, a boy was with his family at the restaurant when he went to use the bathroom. As he was in the stall, he heard someone enter the neighboring stall.
As he was sitting on the toilet, the boy told police he heard the sound of a cellphone being turned on. Moments later he looked up to see someone was filming him over the stall partition with a white cellphone.
The boy yelled that he was calling the police, causing Sanchez to run out of the bathroom. Unfortunately for Sanchez, this kid wasn’t an idiot. After calling his father over, he was able to pick out Sanchez by his shoes and pants.
“The kid was actually very astute. He recalled the shoes the person had on and the color of the cellphone, and that is how we were able to identify who the person was,” said Officer Kenia Fallat with Miami Police.…
Police have arrested 31-year-old Leigh Felten after she allegedly sold some sexually explicit breast-feeding videos that featured her 18-month-old son.
Tallahassee police were alerted to Felten after a woman in Wisconsin called them to report her husband had purchased seven disturbing videos from Felten that involved her breast-feeding her toddler.
According to the affidavit, the videos depict Felten and her toddler in the nude while Felton was “rubbing oil on herself and the child.” At one point, Felton’s “vagina and the child’s penis appear to be in contact with one another.” In another video, Felten “rubs her breasts back and forth across the child’s face.”
Investigators found Felten’s YouTube and Google+ accounts with a post that read, “New unlisted vids for a donation. Please support a single mommy.” When investigators searched Felten’s home, they found similar videos on a laptop.…
PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL – Heather Phillips, a 40-year-old pre-school teacher, has been charged with having sex with her daughter’s 15-year-old ex-boyfriend.
According to police, the teen went to his parents on Sept. 17 and told them he had been in a sexual relationship with Phillips and that she was pregnant with his baby.
The boy’s parents called police who then started their investigation. The teen told them that he met Phillips when he started dating her 12-year-old daughter earlier this year. He said that during his relationship with her daughter, Phillips would flirt with him and told him he was a “hot kid,” and “wish you were mine.”
The teen said that after he broke up with Phillip’s daughter on June 1, he and Phillips continued to communicate via ooVoo. He said that Phillips picked him up and took him to a park where he had sex with Phillips on a slide.
I’m trying to give the kid the benefit of the doubt with the next bit of info, but he told police he didn’t want to have sex with Phillips but she forced him to.…
The 46-year-old got himself into trouble after several people at Stoke Green Park witnessed him having sex with a slide and called police. He was arrested and later pleaded guilty to outraging public decency by behaving in an indecent manner.
He received a three-year criminal behavior order which banned him from any location that has a slide, including parks, swimming pools and playgrounds. Johnson was also ordered to pay approximately $580 in fines and court fees, and must undergo an 18 month sex offender treatment program.
This isn’t the first time the parking lot attendant has run into trouble because of his peculiar fetish. In July of last year, he pleaded guilty to a similar charge after he got caught getting his groove on with a slide in a different park.
He’s also not the first person we’ve featured on Dreamin’ Demon who got into trouble for having sex with inanimate objects.…
PHOENIX, AZ – Undercover sheriff’s deputies arrested 68-year-old Michael Crawford after they say he traveled to Arizona to have sex with a horse, as well as having some shirts soaked in horse piss.
According to a statement released by the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office, Crawford posted an ad online looking for a horse owner who would let him perform sex acts with the animal.
Investigators in the Animal Crimes Investigations Unit where alerted and an undercover officer posed as a horse owner who was interested in Crawford’s proposition.
Through e-mail and phone-call conversations, Crawford admitted to having sex with animals since the ’70s and has traveled extensively to various cities locating horse owners who would grant him access to their animals.
Thinking he had found another one of these owners who would let him perform sex acts on a horse, Crawford purchased a non-refundable plane ticket to Phoenix.
He told the undercover officer he was looking forward to the visit and was bringing five shirts he wanted the horse to piss on. …
One year ago today, LaVera was arrested in Baxter, Iowa, after trying to lure a 14-year-old girl into his car. He had been communicating with the girl on social media while claiming to be Kiowa Gordon, an actor known for playing Embry Call, one of those shape shifter/werewolf thingies featured in the mind-numbingly insipid Twilight series, and traveled to Baxter specifically for a meet-up with her.
However, a friend of the girl’s mother intervened, getting her out LaVera’s car, at which point he sped away. Police caught him a few minutes later and found two swords and several daggers in his vehicle. As far as I can tell, it’s this incident that led to the sexual abuse charge, as it appears that LaVera inappropriately touched the girl before trying to get her into his car.
Turns out that before the Baxter arrest, LaVera had come to LE’s attention for trying to lure a different 14-year-old girl in Newton.…
WASHINGTON, DC – Juan Randolph, 27, has been arrested following the rape and assault of a 50-year-old nun in her own home.
According to authorities, Randolph broke into the victim’s home and threatened to shoot her before demanding she give him money.
He then forced her into a bedroom where he raped her and performed sex acts on her. He left the room only to return and rape her again. After the assault, he stole her cell phone and fled the scene.
No word on what police to Randolph, but they would locate him at his home, hiding under his kitchen sink. Police say Randolph admitted he was responsible for sexually assaulting the nun during his arrest.
He is now facing first and second-degree rape, first and second-degree assault, theft and home invasion charges. He is being held without bond pending a mental health evaluation.
This dirty nun-fucker has had previous run-ins with law enforcement pertaining to his inability to control himself around anything with a vagina.
Last November he was convicted of misdemeanor voyeurism after he got caught secretly using his cell phone to record women inside a bathroom at a public library.…
The 28-year-old has been arrested after allegedly driving around town tossing dildos at young girls, then sitting in his car to watch their reactions.
Last month, two 14-year-old girls told police that a male driver stopped his vehicle about 100 feet in front of them as they walked home from a park. The man opened his door and placed an unknown object on the ground before driving past them.
The girls said the man “was sitting there staring at them from his car with the driver’s side widow rolled down” watching their reactions as they discovered the object was a giant purple dildo.
A second report was made by a 15-year-old girl who had a similar experience as she walked home from a bus stop. She said a man threw an item out of the driver’s side window of his vehicle, which rolled slightly underneath the car.…
According to police, Sean Johnson was captured acting all suspicious and stuff on surveillance video Tuesday afternoon. In said video, Johnson is apparently seen approaching the innocent plush toy in the clearance section somewhere near the garden department. He was then seen carrying his new found love to the bedding department.
It was there, police say, that Johnson got busy.
In the surveillance video, Johnson is seen exposing his Johnson and humping the horse — utilizing short, fast movements. When finished, Johnson reportedly shot his load on the horse’s chest. Sated, Johnson placed the stuffed animal on top of a comforter set and exited the store.
I have to assume security personnel were rolling on the floor laughing, while vomiting, maybe, and that’s why they failed to apprehend the plushie fucker before he was able to make it out of the store.…
UNION COUNTY, NC – Jamie Hernandez has been arrested after the 40-year-old was busted taking extreme measures to spy on his teenage stepdaughter as she showered.
On Monday night, Union County Sheriff deputies were called to the double-wide mobile home where Hernandez lived with his wife and two children. A neighbor called them to report someone lurking under the family’s mobile home.
That person turned out to be Hernandez, who took off into the woods before police arrived after the neighbor confronted him. Police would figure out why Hernandez ran after they checked out the crawlspace underneath the home.
Turns out Hernandez had created an opening underneath the mobile home that allowed him to wedge between walls, apparently to peep into his teenage stepdaughter’s bathroom. “He had removed some of the sheet rock to the wall and there was a hole through the wall of the shower,” said Captain Ronnie Whitaker.
Hernandez was taken into custody when he eventually returned back to the home. He’s been charged with secretly peeping, a misdemeanor, and is being held on a $1,000 secured bond.…
Philadelphia, PA – Police are looking for a man who was caught on camera jacking off inside a packed SEPTA bus.
A Temple University student was on the bus last Friday when the man sitting beside her whipped out his dick and began masturbating. The woman immediately took out her phone and started filming the man in the act.
As she verbally confronts the man about what he is doing, he continues to expose himself without acknowledging her and, as you can see in the uncensored video below, climaxes.
The man finally turns to the woman and repeatedly asks, “Are you serious right now?”
By then, angry passengers are getting vocal, including a woman with a child sitting behind them who says, “Michelle, come get this baby because I’m about to go off.”
The man asks the woman filming why she didn’t tell him to stop sooner, to which the woman replies, “Does someone need to tell you not to touch yourself in public on a bus?”
Eventually the bus comes to stop and the driver escorts the man off the bus.…
Memphis, TN — After brazenly following a woman into the women’s room at a McDonald’s restaurant Thursday, and attempting to reach out and grab her from under the stall door, this tubby skeeve could do little more than grunt and wiggle after getting himself stuck between the bottom of the door and the nasty floor.
The alleged victim told police she was using the toilet when Ronald Henderson’s derpy face appeared under the door. She screamed at him to get out, she said, but he kept coming… trying to grab her leg. At some point during this creepy fucking scene, Henderson got stuck. It was then that the victim made her escape.
No details about how or when Henderson managed to free himself from under the door, or if he was still there when police arrived, but after the victim positively identified him at the scene, Henderson was transported to jail. He’s been charged with assault and observation without consent. Bond was set at $100.
The more I think about it, the more I wonder if the police got the right man.…
Boca Raton, FL — A former employee of Florida Atlantic University is facing charges after police say he secretly filmed students pissing and masturbating in the men’s restroom on the campus, then uploaded those video files to several pornographic websites.
Seth Thompson, a.k.a. Jerking_Bud, apparently filmed the unsuspecting men doing whatever it is that men do in a public restroom (Masturbating? Really?), then uploaded the videos to sites like PornHub, XTube, yuvutv, and Tumblr.
Police were tipped off to these skeevy shenanigans by one of the stars of his video clips — some student apparently stumbled across a video of himself pissing on PornHub. That same student recalled another male in the restroom at the time “casting suspicious glances” his way and carrying a large backpack.
Police reportedly found dozens of similar videos, with eye-catching titles like “A college kid and his dad taking a leak at a public bathroom,” “My buddy jerking off in the stall next to me,” and “My collection of hidden videos of guys taking a leak and jerking off,” posted on the aforementioned websites… all uploaded under the Jerking_Bud moniker. …
Indianapolis, IN — Ya know, the title alone tells an entire story, but since I love you people, I’ve decided to go ahead and elaborate. The 34-year-old gentleman to the left is facing numerous charges after a couple women complained to police that he was “swinging” his wiener at ’em.
A Metro officer was just kinda driving around doing what officers do Tuesday, when he was flagged down by two women.
One of the women reportedly told the officer that a man approached her from behind (giggity) and grabbed her by the arm. When she turned to look, she noticed the man had his dick out of his drawers and was “swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion.” How the woman managed to resist jumping on that thing right then and there is a friggin’ mystery…..
The woman also told the officer the man claimed to have a gun and demanded that she come with him.
The man, later identified as Shawn Harvell, began “briskly” walking away when the women flagged the officer down.…
SPOKANE, Washington – Motorists in Spokane started calling police on Sunday after getting an eyeful of a pious pedestrian. Witnesses told officers that William “Billy” Ogan, 31, was masturbating on the side of the road and displaying his penis to women.
Ogan confirmed this, telling police he was celebrating his “new marriage” to God, “working for Jehovah,” and “spreading God’s word.” God reportedly wanted Ogan to show his penis to women in order to teach them about sex. At press time, God had not responded to calls seeking his side of the story, and, of course, he cannot be forced to testify against Ogan thanks to spousal privilege.
Ogan was supposed to appear in court for three counts of indecent exposure on Tuesday, but “he refused to participate in the court process,” so he had to go on Wednesday instead. When Billy showed up, he did so without a lawyer and told the judge he didn’t feel anyone else in Spokane County could defend him.
“The legal system here in this facility, they don’t do the job, so I feel better representing myself,” Ogan said while surrounded by three deputies.…