BAKER, FL – Nicole Parker, 30, was arrested for attempting to murder her husband by slitting his throat with a pocket knife.
Nicole Parker was in a truck driving around with her husband, 35-year-old Jerald Parker, and her ex-husband, when she and Jerald started arguing.
Jerald stopped to piss, at which point Nicole and her ex took off in the truck. Jerald walked home, making it there just before midnight. When get got there, Nicole and her ex were waiting and a fight started between Jerald and Nicole’s ex-husband.
During the fight, Nicole came up behind Jerald, pulled his head back with her left hand, and used a folding knife to slit his throat. As if that wasn’t enough, she then stabbed him under his left arm.
Jerald began bleeding, as one who has just had his throat slit by a crazy woman does, and Nicole then took off leaving Jerald to bleed to death.
Luckily for Jerald, his family was able to stop him from hemorrhaging by applying pressure to his wounds.…
Philadelphia, PA — This bitch. This cheery, smiling, happy-looking bitch right here has been accused of ditching her disabled 21-year-old son in the forest, with nothing but a blanket and a bible, so she could toddle off and hang with her boyfriend in Maryland for a minute.
According to police, 41-year-old Nyia Parler wheeled her non-verbal, quadriplegic son, who also suffers from cerebral palsy, into a wooded area sometime last Monday. She took the man from his chair and laid him on the ground nearby. She then covered him with a blanket, placed a bible on his chest, and walked away. And there he remained, in the cold and rain, for five fucking days.
When the man failed to show up for his scheduled classes at the School of the Future, school officials attempted to reach Parler. When she didn’t answer, they contacted the man’s aunt. She, in turn, contacted Parler.
Parler, the bitch, lied to the woman, claiming her son was there in Maryland, safe and sound, with her.…
SACRAMENTO, CA – Police have arrested 27-year-old Porche Wright after they say she doused her 7-year-old daughter with a flammable liquid then set her on fire.
Police were called to Wright’s home on a report of child abuse after a friend of Wright’s came over and discovered the suspect’s daughter covered in serious burns.
Paramedics rushed the girl to the hospital suffering from severe wounds. She is expected to survive and remains under treatment at Shriner’s Children’s Hospital.
Wright was arrested and booked into the Sacramento County Jail on charges of felony child abuse and attempted murder charges. She’s being held without bail.
This isn’t Wright’s first run-in with the law, having previously been charged with prostitution, domestic violence and disorderly conduct.
One neighbor said that Wright “put gas on her and put a match on her,” while another described some of the young girl’s injuries.
“She was burned so bad the skin was peeling off her face and everything … it was really, really severe,” said neighbor Frank Taylor.…
CHESTERFIELD TOWNSHIP, MI – Police have arrested 29-year-old Kayla Zorn after they say she intentionally set a trailer on fire, knowing her ex-boyfriend, two other adults and three young children were inside.
According to reports, Zorn poured gasoline around the trailer of her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend 45 minutes after he changed his relationship status on Facebook. The ex smelled gas then saw the smoke and flames around the doorways of his trailer.
He tried to putting out the fire while two other adults living in the trailer got the children – ages 5, 3, and 1 – out and called 911.
Police would find Zorn’s pickup truck parked a block away with two empty gas canisters in the back. They would find her standing in a yard between two homes just down the street, watching the fire. Smelling heavily of gasoline, she couldn’t explain what she was doing there.
She would later tell police she was upset with her ex about the way their relationship ended, and knew young children were in the trailer when she set it on fire. …
BATON ROUGE, LA – Police have arrested 58-year-old Eldridge Dukes after they say he shot his 18-year-old son in the ass during an argument over orange juice.
Dukes and his son got into an argument on Sunday about having no orange juice that led to the teenager breaking a vase.
In response, Dukes grabbed a handgun and chased his son out of the house and down the street, firing several times. His son was hit once in the ass and suffered non-life-threatening injuries, say police.
Dukes was arrested and placed in the parish prison on counts of attempted manslaughter and illegal use of a dangerous weapon.
Some people just take their food seriously, man. A couple of months ago a 14-year-old stabbed his older brother to death over a soft drink and a bag of chips, and last year a man choked the shit out of his cookie eating roommate.…
BOULDER COUNTY, CO – A 12-year-old girl in Colorado has been detained by police after authorities say she tried to murder her mother with bleach because her iPhone was taken away.
The sheriff’s office received a phone call from the girl’s mother as she was in the hospital. She told them that she fell ill after drinking a glass of water that smelled like bleach.
She informed them that a few days earlier she had gotten ill after drinking a smoothie. After this most recent incident, she told police she confronted her daughter who allegedly admitted she’d purposely poured bleach in her beverages in an attempt to kill her.
The girl reportedly said she was angry with her mother for taking away her iPhone.
Police detained the 12-year-old and placed her in a juvenile detention center on two counts of attempted first-degree murder, according to the sheriff’s office.
“She had pre-planned this a couple different times,” Sgt. Bill Crist of the sheriff’s office said.
Now it is up to the district attorney to decide what charges they may pursue against the girl. …
Dynel Lane Accused Of Cutting Baby Out Of Pregnant Woman’s Womb After Luring Victim With Craigslist AdMarch 19, 2015 at 10:44 am by Morbid
LONGMONT, CO — Police have arrested 34-year-old Dynel Lane after they say she cut a baby out of a pregnant woman after luring the victim to her home under the pretense of selling baby clothes.
The 26-year-old victim, who was seven months pregnant, went to Lane’s home after responding to a Craigslist ad for baby clothes. Once there, police allege Lane attacked the woman and cut her fetus from her womb.
Police say that Lane’s husband drove her and the baby to the hospital where Lane carried in the victim’s dead baby and told hospital staff that she had suffered a miscarriage.
The victim was able to call 911 from Lane’s home where police would find her beaten and stabbed. She was taken to the hospital where she underwent surgery and is expected to survive.
Lane, a mother of two who once had a certified nurse’s aide credential, was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder, first-degree assault and child abuse knowingly/reckless resulting in death. Murder charges may or may not be filed against Lane.…
In October 2013, Norgren walked into his brother’s room and began babbling about nonsense. He then punched out a window, cutting his hand, and wandered outside. He was eventually discovered by a hunter in the woods, standing by the hunter’s ATV.
Norgren approached the hunter and wrestled away his rifle, then allegedly said, “Sasquatch kills the hunter.” Norgren then knocked the hunter unconscious by hitting him over the head with a rock. When the hunter came to, Norgren was on top of him trying to remove his arms.
“When Mr. McDonald was unconscious, Linus Norgren, with unspeakable violence, caused two fractured and dislocated arms,” the prosecutor told the jury. “He systematically and violently ripped Mr. McDonald’s arms out of his torso.”
Norgren then began strangling the hunter, shoved his fingers down the man’s throat and gouged his eyes.…
HOUSTON, TX – A 4-year-old child is in critical condition after his mother viciously attacked him with a garden tool and mutilated his sexual organs.
A call to 911 by a passing FedEx driver alerted police to a woman who appeared to be giving a child CPR in the driveway of a home. The FedEx driver, Netha Preston, soon realized that woman was not trying to save the child when she witnessed the woman slamming the boy’s head onto the edge of the driveway.
“I thought she was giving him CPR, but then she started slamming his head on the edge of the concrete driveway. I turned so I could see, and she raised the knife and started stabbing the baby. She had to be sick, or on drugs,” said Preston. “It’s no way somebody could do their blood like that. There’s no way.”
When deputies arrived they found 23-year-old Jenea Mungia flipping her shit armed with a garden tool, naked from the waist up on top of her 4-year-old boy.…
According to police, 38-year-old Russell Mitchell was cashing in some lottery tickets at a Murphy USA gas station Friday afternoon, when 62-year-old Richard Nielson approached him. Nielson apparently called out Mitchell’s name just moments before shooting him in the head at point-blank range.
Nielson then approached Mitchell’s wife(?), 29-year-old Jessica Modolo, as she sat waiting for Mitchell to return to the car. Police say Nielson shot her once in the stomach, killing her unborn child, and once in the head. It is believed Modolo, who remains in critical condition, was about four months along in her pregnancy. Inside the car with Modolo, her 6-year-old son, and Mitchell’s daughters, ages 9 and 7.
Nielson then walked behind the vehicle and put a bullet in his own head.
This whole bunch of bullshit apparently stems from a dispute over some lawn equipment that Nielson had somehow procured from Mitchell.…
PASCO COUNTY, FL – Justin Colby is behind bars facing attempted murder charges after the 33-year-old allegedly tried aborting his girlfriend’s baby with a 2006 Dodge Charger.
On Monday, Colby got into an argument with his girlfriend, 32-year-old Crystal Noordhuizen, who is seven months pregnant. Not wanting to exasperate the situation, Noordhuizen left their home and began walking down the street.
That’s when police say Colby called her on her cell phone and asked, “Are you ready for your abortion date?” before veering his vehicle off the road and striking Noordhuizen from behind. Colby crashed into a pole, got out of the car and walked to his home where he fled on a white motorcycle.
Noordhuizen was taken to Regional Medical Center Bayonet Point with minor injuries, while Colby was later picked up by police and charged with attempted murder.
This isn’t the first time Colby has been accused of hitting someone with a car. In 2012, Colby was charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm after he ran over his brother.…
SCHILLER PARK, IL — Krystle El Khatib, 29, has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly trying to murder her children with poisoned apple juice because she was angry with their father.
Prosecutors say Khatib forced her 9-year-old son and 4-year-old daughter to drink two glasses each of apple juice she had poisoned with crushed up benzodiazepine pills, an anti-anxiety drug. When her son refused to drink the juice, Khatib allegedly threatened to hit him.
Official say that after her children had drank the juice, Khatib tried to kill herself by ingesting benzodiazepine and the painkiller Norco. Thankfully she didn’t use enough of the drug to kill the kids because the 9-year-old woke up vomiting the following day. When he was unable to wake his mother, he texted his father for help.
The boy’s father took him and his sister to the hospital, leaving Khatib in the house (lol), where they were treated for poisoning before being released into his custody. Police would later find Khatib at her home and transported her to the hospital.…
HUDSON, FL – Despite being shot three times during a robbery, Thomas Allopenna used a shovel in a gun fight and won.
Allopenna, 26, was leaving the Players Club when 22-year-old Jonathan Crespo approached and fired five shots from a .22 caliber handgun into his driver’s side window.
Shot three times, Allopenna exited his truck and Crespo grabbed him, wiggled his highly manicured eyebrows, and yelled, “Give me all your shit!”
At this point a witness ran to Allopenna’s aid and hit Crespo with a shovel. Despite his injuries, Allopenna then took the shovel, summoned the Power of Greyskull, and used it to beat the ever-living shit out of Crespo’s face.
Crespo was apprehended and has been charged with one count of attempted murder and one count of armed robbery. Allopenna has been charged with being a badass and commended for his ability to take a few bullets before caving in the head of an armed assailant with the broad side of a shovel.
Both Crespo and Allopenna were transported to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.…
BAIA MARE, ROMANIA – I don’t normally post stories from other countries, but this one was too messed up to pass up. It’s out of Romania, where a man has been accused of attacking his teen girlfriend, cutting out her tongue and gouging out one of her eyeballs.
Evangelino Colon, 32, flew into a rage when his 17-year-old girlfriend, Filis Orellana, said she wanted to take their six-month-old baby and three-year-old daughter back to her mother’s home. Orellana had moved to her mother’s a few days earlier after Colon beat her inside the couple’s makeshift hut.
Colon allegedly hit Orellana over the head with an ax before repeatedly punching her in the face as she was on the floor. He then used a knife to slice off her tongue and gouge out one of her eyeballs. He did all of this in front of their children.
Police responded to the scene after neighbors heard screaming. Neighbour Alina Medrea said: “I heard this screaming coming from her and then when that stopped I could still hear the kids, and when I ran out to see what was happening I saw him running off with an axe.…
Toms River, NJ – James Crudup is facing attempted murder charges after the 44-year-old ran over his girlfriend several times in a gas station parking lot.
Crudup and his 35-year-old girlfriend pulled into a Hess parking lot and immediately got into a fight outside of his pickup truck. The fight, which started as a shouting match, escalated to the point that Crudup threw the woman to the ground and choked her out.
The woman was able to get up and run towards the gas pumps, at which point Crudup entered his 2000 Dodge Durango pickup and drove towards her. A Hess employee tried to push her out of the way, but the woman ended up pinned between the bumper of Crudup’s truck and the gas pumps.
Not being a man to half-ass the situation, Crudup ran her over as she was lying on the ground, crushing her legs and hitting the gas pumps again. In a final hurrah, he took the opportunity to run her ass over a third time as he fled the scene.…
ROCHESTER, NY – Police have charged 28-year-old Alicia Gould with attempted murder after they say she tried killing her boyfriend by throwing a plugged-in radio alarm clock into the bathtub he was bathing in.
Police were called to a Super 8 Motel early Friday morning where they found Gould and her boyfriend having a domestic disturbance. According to Webster Police Chief Gerald Pickering, the pair had gotten into an argument that Gould tried ending with an alarm clock.
While her boyfriend was taking a bath, Gould reportedly tossed a plugged-in alarm clock in the water in an attempt to electrocute him. Fortunately for him, the room’s ground fault interrupter went off and stopped the electrical current from making its way through the water.
Pickering said that there will probably be some circumstances surrounding her actions that may be used in her defense, but that under New York State Law, Gould had to be arrested on the spot and taken into custody.
Gould is now looking at second degree attempted murder charges and is being held in the Monroe County Jail on $20,000 cash bail.…
Two hours after classes ended on Friday, Nash approached his teacher and put his arm around her. When she rebuked his advances, Nash body-slammed her to the ground, choked her until she was unconscious, then raped her.
By the time the teacher regained consciousness and called police, Nash had already left the scene. He’d also put a used condom in her purse, threw her cell phone in the trash and took her car keys.
Police would locate him five hours later driving the teacher’s car. Once in custody, Nash admitted he sexually assaulted the teacher. Nash has been charged with attempted first degree murder, sexual battery, robbery and grand theft.
Nash’s father, Victor Marshall Nash Sr., said that he was ‘shocked’ to hear his son had been accused of raping his teacher, adding that he and his mother “tried to raise him as both loving parents.” Nash Sr.…
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Briana Holland is facing a slew of charges, including attempted murder, after the 22-year-old admitted to stuffing her newborn baby inside a trash can and leaving it to die.
Last Friday night, an employee at United Technology Carrier Corporation called a maintenance worker to a bathroom because they thought they heard an animal in the bathroom’s trash can.
The maintenance worker looked inside the trash can and found a newborn baby wrapped in bags used to dispose of sanitary napkins. The “lower half of the baby was put in a brown paper bag” and the “baby’s head was inside in another brown paper bag.”
Even worse, after the bags were removed, the baby was found to have toilet paper tightly wrapped “approximately 15 times” around his neck, court documents said, and had tissue and a plastic tampon applicator in his mouth. The baby was purple, cold and gasping for air before he stopped breathing.
The maintenance worker quickly removed the items from the baby’s mouth, wrapped the baby in a shirt and used his hands to stop the bleeding umbilical cord.…