Lawrence “YEAH YOU KNOW IM SEXXY” Auler
Anderson, IN - On his MySpace profile, Lawrence Eugene Auler, 44, describes himself as having “A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR” and “SEXY LOOKS.” I have to question the accuracy of that, cuz he sure ain’t got sexy looks, and he also says he weighs 280 pounds. AS IF! I [...]

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Union, SC - Here is a story rife with all kinds of fail. Union Police were called to the apartment of Monica Dunn, 17, and James Hinson, 19, about an argument on April 28th. Dunn first told officers she just wanted to get her stuff out of their apartment but then later stated that she [...]

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Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, Ohio - It’s a beautiful day in the basement, denizens. Morbid’s worked hard on the site upgrades this weekend. Swivel, Morbid and I spent several hours podcasting yesterday, only to find out that once we edit out the dirty talkin’ there’s no podcast left, so we had to [...]

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Plano TX and Bryan, TX - Children of the Lord, I’m gonna preach to you now. I’m gonna speak as I’ve been led, because my heart is heavy today with the news that another of His Shepherds has tried to lead a little child astray. Yes, brothers and sisters, Joe Barron, 52, is a [...]

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Pittsburgh, PA - No, I mean he looovvves your children.  Michael Karrer, 37, was arrested Tuesday night on molestation and child pornography charges.  Problem is, this isn’t the first time Michael Karrer has been arrested because he likes the kiddies.  And this time, the evidence includes pictures of Karrer himself molesting a four-year-old girl.  [...]

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