Something Went Bad At The Duman’s House

January 26, 2008 at 6:57 am by impqueen  

Clarkston, WA - Elizabeth and William Duman had eight children until Thursday. William Duman, 33, called police about noon Thursday when he came home to find his wife Elizabeth, 31, on the floor with a gunshot wound. Their children Abraham, 18 months, Johannes, 3, and Ruby Rose, 3 months were also shot. Elizabeth and Abraham were dead. Ruby was rushed into surgery and was in critical condition late Friday night, and Johannes was in serious condition with a gunshot to the left leg.…

Sedale Fox and Jared Reed Hate Babies

January 25, 2008 at 4:56 pm by impqueen  

Lansing, KS – Olivia Jackson and her unborn baby Michelle are dead because Sedale Fox and Jared Reed hate babies. And the baby’s mama, too. Sedale Fox, 23, is the father of Olivia Jackson’s unborn child. Jared Reed, 21, is “J-Money”, Fox’s best friend.

Olivia Jackson, 20, was that girl. You know the girl. The one who thought that when Fox said he loved her that he meant it, the girl who had planned to name a boy child after his father. She was that girl who had Fox in her Myspace Top Friends and left comments teasing him for not calling. Fox’s Myspace had Olivia somewhere in the bottom of his friends list, and said he wanted children “Someday”.…

H. Paul Visnansky Goes Postal, Shoots Three

January 24, 2008 at 8:04 pm by impqueen  

North Fayette, PA – Two college students are dead and one is critically wounded after H. Paul Visnansky, 23, shot up his girlfriend’s apartment late Tuesday night. Visnansky, a postal worker, entered the apartment to find Michelle Machusko, 20, working on online coursework with Jonathan “Gillie” Gilbert, 22, and Michael “Fudd” Tatalovich, 20. Gilbert and Tatalovich were killed; Machusko is critical. In a painful twist, Michael Tatalovich’s father, aunt and grandfather are all coroners in the area.…

Alisa Evans Is Down Two Kids, One To Go

January 22, 2008 at 11:10 am by impqueen  

Waco, TX and Milwaukee, WI – This story is sad and messed up on a number of levels, and many of you know I don’t say that lightly. So hang on to your chairs and get some Kleenex, because this one’s just like that.

Last Friday, Alisa Lorraine Evans, 38, put her two-week old fraternal twins, Josiah and David Smith, into a bathtub in her mother’s Milwaukee home. Then she waited for the babies to stop struggling.

Evans’ mother, Joyce Smith, told police that she came home from errands on Friday and found the twin babies on a bathroom floor. Alisa Evans was sitting on the edge of the tub and just “raised her arms as if she was in distress”. The grandmother took the babies to the next room and called 911. Baby David was pronounced dead at a Milwaukee hospital on Friday. As of this writing, Josiah is still alive.…

Stephen Buckner Has Rage Issues, Murders 3

January 19, 2008 at 10:58 am by impqueen  

Nebo, North Carolina – When a neighbor opened her door to a frantic 21-year-old Gina Edwards (above) Friday morning, she was not thinking “gunshot”. But that’s what had happened. Gina stumbled into the neighbor’s living room holding her left arm. “I’ve been shot. Everyone in my house has been shot, and he’s trying to shoot me,” she said.

Sure enough, police arrived to find Stephen Monroe Buckner, 51, standing in the garage at 6905 Highway 70 East. He was donning Kevlar and armed with a handgun. Buckner walked out of his garage firing at deputies, and got at least four shots off before he was injured by return fire. Buckner was taken to an Asheville hospital to be treated for his injuries. Inside the house, two women and a young girl were not so lucky.…

Adam Chavez Sr. Has Really Bad Aim

January 17, 2008 at 12:26 pm by impqueen  

Indianapolis – In a stellar display of cerebral prowess and really bad aim, 19 year old Adam Chavez Sr. shot his infant son in the head on Wednesday afternoon.

According to Chavez, he was playing with a 9-millimeter handgun in a bedroom. A bedroom where his one-year-old son, Adam Chavez Junior, was playing. The gun went off either by itself or with help, and baby Adam was hit in the back of the head and the thigh – wounds which police say could have come from a single shot.

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Hey, Demetrius Jordan, Nice Shot, Dumbass

January 14, 2008 at 4:50 pm by Morbid  

TITUSVILLE, Fla. – A group of teenagers were in the woods firing a stolen gun at turtles and other random items when they spied upon 31-year-old Jason Grunenfleder working on an air-conditioning unit. It was at that point Demetrius Jordan, 14, decided to elevate his ranking to Stupid Asshole. Using some railroad tracks to keep him steady, he took aim and fired, hitting Jason.…

Extremely Late-Term Abortionist Saught

January 4, 2008 at 2:23 pm by swivel  

Police are searching for Yaser Abdel Said, a 50-year-old taxi driver, who is accused of aborting his two daughters in their 68th and 71st trimester. The two daughters, Sarah Yaser Said and Amina Yaser Said, were found in their father’s taxi an hour after one of his daughters called 911 stating only that she “was dying”.

Friends of the girls describe the father as strict and did not approve of his daughters lifestyle. No word yet on how heavily Said’s religious insanity factors into this one, but rest assured, we will soon be hearing from another human who has communicated with God personally.…

Hey Pedro Cortez, Nice Shot You Idiot

January 2, 2008 at 12:28 pm by Morbid  

Denver – Pedro Cortez, 25, has been arrested for the shooting death of an 11-year-old girl and a woman who were both at a New Year’s party in a house in Denver. Shortly after midnight, Cortez fired a high-powered rifle from approximately 300 yards away from the home. The bullet …

Foster Kids Kill Mary Clark

January 2, 2008 at 11:53 am by Morbid  

Tennessee — Two foster teens,James Earl Garrett, 17, and Jeffery Byrd Johnson Jr., 15, are charged with killing their foster mother and her mother-in-law shortly after the new year. At around 1:00 or 2:00 am, Mary Clark, 38, and her mother-in-law, Gail Clark, 66, were shot execution style, possibly while they slept. The alleged shooters, Mary Clark’s foster children aged 15 and 16, called 911 around 4:00 am. Investigators found one body in a bedroom and the other in the living room.…

Zenon Fernandez Hates Furniture; Kills Kid

January 2, 2008 at 11:19 am by Morbid  

Miami – It was your standard New Years Eve celebration outside an Opa-locka apratment complex. At around 11:30 pm, there was drinking, 11-year-olds out playing hide-and-seek and residents shooting guns. A few minutes before the New Year, Zenon Fernandez, 49, decided to unload a semi-automatic weapon into an abandoned couch that had been left on the street.

Shortly after, 11-year-old Joshua Arroliga’s family could not locate him and began searching the apartment complex for him. They eventually found him …

David Rudd Is The Hooter’s Shooter

December 29, 2007 at 4:00 pm by Morbid  

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Well it seems as if everything I’ve been saying is wrong with some of my fellow Americans has proved itself once again. A patron at a Tennessee Hooter’s was not happy with his bill and refused to pay. He was escorted out of the restaurant only to start shooting inside the building with a .40-caliber handgun. A customer leaving the restaurant and a manager inside were in critical condition Saturday at the University of Tennessee Medical Center. The man then left on foot after the shooting, which happened just after midnight on Saturday, and police are still looking for him.

As I was saying about everything wrong with some Americans……