Having just obsessively watched the entire first season of True Blood and still in awe of some of the noteworthy naked bods featured therein, my mind immediately flipped to the often-steamy HBO series, but alas, there are no sexy vampires in this story–just dedicated meth users worrying about the source of that next high. Boyer eventually admitted to law enforcement that the found blood had come from his own veins and from the veins of other meth users. Apparently, the hot new fad among meth users is to draw a syringe of blood from themselves when they are high…and when they run out of the drug, they inject the blood for a second high.

Obviously, a practice such as this makes meth users susceptible to an entirely new array of risks, such as infections from dirty needles or even much worse should one user inject the blood of another user.

Me, I’m just bummed that I can’t end this story with a photo of Eric Northman’s naked ass.

Officers believe Ronda lured the child away with the promise of candy – whether she was going to return the child is unknown. Dayton, with gumdrops in his mouth and a Tootsie Roll in his pocket, was safe. “It was the worst possible fear I’ve ever gone through in my life. You don’t do that, you don’t take someone’s child, how could you do that?” said Hillary. Though Ronda lives just doors away in the same complex, she doesn’t know the child or his family. Ronda, 50, admitted to using meth before kidnapping the child. She has been booked on suspicion of custodial interference. The case is now in the hands of the FBI.

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Now here’s where it gets even more fun.  Brooke’s children’s grandmother lives in the apartment just upstairs from her grandchildren.   She told police that Brooke was a “drug addict” (no, really?) who couldn’t take care of her kids.  Whether Grandma was taking care of the kids in their mother’s drug-addled state, I don’t know – but it seems that she wasn’t, since police said that all the children had bedbug bites to go with their head lice, and it looked like they’d been eating  insect-infested donuts just that morning.  Oh.  Well.  That’s just lovely parenting, Brooke, you negligent tweaker.

CPS removed all three children on the grounds that their mother is just nasty.  Brooke Watts was arrested and taken to the Hamilton County Jail, where she is being held on $3,000 bond – a grand for each kid.  Sadly, Brooke’s not receiving visitors just now.  Her children have been taken into county custody, where they will be deloused, fed, and hopefully placed into a loving home where “meth” and “mess” are just two words that kind of sound alike.

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Police initially believed McCurley had barricaded himself inside the home after Patridge told them that McCurley was inside cooking meth, but they did not find him. What police did find were some components of a meth lab. It was not until early Saturday morning when McCurley was found. He was charged with first degree arson and assault with a deadly weapon with his bond set at $20,000. McCurley had a warrant relating to charges from 2006, including unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing an officer, and forcible entry.

When interviewed by investigators, McCurley said that he accidentally splashed Coleman fuel on his girlfriend and he ran because she told him to. Partridge told a physician a different story. Prior to being sedated, she said that her burns were not an accident. “He will try to say it was an accident but don’t believe him,” she said. Partridge remains in very critical condition as of Sunday morning. She received second and third degree burns over 80 percent of her body. She is not expected to survive.

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Obviously, this wasn’t some giant rug cartel, but it wasn’t a some piss-ant operation either. Twenty arrests in a sting that busted up a network that made $10,000 a week distributing methamphetamine in Hudson County. Authorities allege Bobek, 31, played a significant role in this network and her charges stem from activity that occurred while she was in New York. Earlier this week, she appeared in a Jersey City courtroom on the drug-dealing conspiracy charge, where she entered a plea not-guilty and her lawyer was able to get her $200,000 cash or bond lowered to $100,000 cash or bond. She was also allowed to return to Florida. If is facing 10 years in prison if convicted.

This isn’t the first time Mrs. Sobek has been in trouble with the law. Back in 1994, at the age of 17, she got busted breaking in and stealing from a friends house. The trial court granted her motion for probation discharge on the charges of first degree home invasion, after Sobek filed for a dismissal of her case because of her case details being leaked to the public by the press. This has nothing to do with her current problems, aside from maybe showing dumbass decision making, I just felt like adding it.

Not sure if she was using it or not, even though sites all over are placing her professionally shot photos with her mugshot (in an attempt to show “how bad she looks now”), which isn’t really a fair comparison. But hell, I’ll join in even though I have seen much, much worse mugshots. I’m glad to see she picked a better hair color.

Roy Achterberg

Sorry for the extremely tiny mugshot…tiny brain, tiny pic. Anyway, on with the story. Last Friday, 911 dispatchers in Branch received a call about a man who had fallen from a power pole. Apparently, the imbecile was attempting to steal electricity from the power pole to run to his nearby home. And, he attempted to accomplish this by siphoning it with jumper cables. How the hell would he do that, you ask? I have no fucking clue. But, Roy must know what he’s doing, authorities say he’s been stealing electricity for a number of years now. He connected the jumper cables and got buzzed…and not just a little bit. Approximately 7,200 volts of electricity traveled through his hand and out of his foot. Family members say his organs were hardened from the electricity. Now, if one of our very intelligent members could explain to me what that means, I would be extremely thankful. (I really don’t care to Google ‘hardened organs’ anymore). The 30-foot fall off his ladder also caused some breakage in his pelvis, back, and ribs. He is listed, understandably, in critical condition.

Adding insult to injury, after the zapping incident, authorities served a search warrant on the man’s home…inside, they found, of all things, a meth lab. Why am I not surprised? When Roy recovers from the electrocution, he will be charged with theft of services and running a meth lab.

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Bradley Brainard

Bradley Brainard, a plumber by trade, first came to the attention of authorities in March. While working on a construction project at The California Men’s Colony, Brainard was allegedly selling drugs and smuggling cell phones to inmates. He was charged March 30 with seven felony counts of drug-related offenses. He posted bond and was released on April 6. That’s not exactly what landed him at the Dreamin’ Demon. While investigating the drug charges, authorities served a search warrant on Brainard’s home and vehicle. At his home, they found a couple pounds of marijuana, some meth, weapons, and about $4,000 in cash. In his truck, they found a camcorder. This is where things take a nasty, nasty turn, Demonites.

Brainard had filmed himself giving a dog a blow-job while he masturbated. But wait! There’s more! In another scene, Brainard was seen lying on a bed, nekkid, except for a bra, forcing a chocolate Lab to penetrate him. Brainard, obvious stud that he is, couldn’t remain faithful to just one…investigators said “there were other canines in the video that Brainard sexually engaged.” Stay with me now, there’s even more! He had filmed himself having sex with an unconscious woman, videotaped a child’s genitals during a diaper change, and had footage of a teenage boy wearing a pair of high heels. Holy fucking hell…is there no end? No limit to this dude’s depravity? Also found in the home were women’s undergarments, several boxes of videotapes, a bondage whip, wigs, sex toys, pornographic DVDs and videotapes with bestiality.

In an interview from his home last week, Brainard said that ‘he no longer participates in sexual relations with dogs and explained that he had turned to the illegal practice after seeing it on the Internet following a divorce and depression.’ (Those damn dogs…you wine ‘em, dine ‘em, 69 ‘em, and do they call you the next day? Noooooo). Authorities say there are a couple more people involved who were allegedly performing animal sex acts with Brainard.  Bradley Brainard, 49, will likely be charged with misdemeanor animal abuse…the case is still under investigation. They do not expect to file charges related to the video of the children or the woman.

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Residents of the Arcadia Apartment complex in Federal Way called police on May 13 with complaints of a nearly nekkid dude standing outside over an air-conditioning intake. Here’s where the imagery comes in…ready? Dude was standing there, clad in nothing but an unbuttoned flannel shirt, ‘manipulating his penis with a string.’ Manipulation as in, he was a one-man penis puppet show. Was he making it sing? Dance? Recite Shakespeare? I have no idea…authorities remain tight lipped on the dirty details. When police arrived to arrest the member manipulator, he still had the string attached to his schlong. Another story that proves I’d never make it as a cop…my suspect would have bolted while I was rolling around on the ground pointing and laughing.

Timothy Wayne Martin, 44, and his puppet pal were hauled off to the slammer. He was charged under the state’s felony indecent exposure statute due to having two prior convictions for similar crimes. He was also found to be in possession of methamphetamine and a pornographic magazine. Bail was set at $25,000. Timothy, really, take my advice…make up some flyers, find a small venue that will host you, and call it ‘Theater Night’. You’ll make thousands hundreds a few bucks. (While researching this story, I learned something new–never, ever do a Google image search with the following words–string dick, penis puppet, or man meat manipulator. Some things just can’t be un-seen).

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Andrew Jones

Meet Andrew Jones. Looks a little confused, doesn’t he? Or, maybe it’s just sexual frustration. Anyway…last Sunday, two separate truck drivers called 911 to report an odd sight–a guy with his pants down to his ankles, sporting ladies underwear and stockings, was spotted doing the five knuckle shuffle while speeding down I64. When an officer made contact with the knuckle shuffler, Jones told him that he wasn’t abusing his member, he was just changing clothes. Now, where have we heard that before? When the officer relayed the witness accounts, Jones ‘fessed up.

He told the officer that he had recently divorced, recently smoked meth, and was ‘excited’ about seeing his girlfriend. He also stated that he was nasty talking on the phone with the girlfriend and may have been polishing the purple helmet while driving down the road. And the ladies stockings and panties? The officer confirmed that, yes, Jones was sportin’ the frillies. A search of Jones’ car turned up a meth pipe and a bag of meth. Andrew Jones, 34, was arrested for indecent exposure, simple possession of meth and driving on a suspended license.

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Nicole Marie Tobia

Punta Gorda, Florida–Tweakers and crackheads, when they aren’t abusing, neglecting, molesting, killing, or harming others, really crack me up. Yes, their ignorance amuses me. Nicole Marie Tobia needs to be chuckled at, bitch-slapped, thrown into rehab, and have her uterus repossessed. Knowing that this crazy tweaker has already contributed to the population gives me a headache.

Nicole was sitting on her front lawn, a 2-year-old child in her lap, screaming at the top of her lungs, “Somebody help me! They’re dead…they’re all dead! My baby isn’t breathing. Please, help me.’ Those pleas for help could be heard throughout the neighborhood Monday afternoon. Normally, that would tend to freak the neighbors out–but on this occasion, it was painfully obvious that Nicole was in the middle of a crazy, meth induced, tweak-mare. The child she thought was dead, was sitting in her lap, confused and scared, screaming along with his mommy.

When authorities arrived, they tried to convince the woman that her child was alive. ‘See? He’s screaming. Dead babies don’t scream.’ Nicole informed the officers there were more dead bodies in the house; her teen son and his friend were dead too, locked in a room at the back of the house.

Officers entered the home to seek out the dead kids. The bedroom door was locked, and upon entering, officers noticed the distinct smell of mary jane. In the bedroom was Nicole’s 14-year-old son, Jonathan Radil, and his 14-year-old friend. Little Johnny wasn’t dead, he was stoned off his ass. Little Johnny’s friend wasn’t dead either…he was passed out drunk. I’m sure the officers were relieved to find the kids alive, less paperwork to do back at the shop.

When Nicole was interviewed, she continued to insist the children were dead and she was sure she was being framed. She told the cops that she had meth earlier in the day but felt she ‘was of sound mind to take care of her children.’ That sound mind couldn’t come up with an explanation as to why she believed her kids were dead and how she believed they ended up that way. Little Johnny stated that his mom was ‘tweaking’, and that was normal behavior for her. Family fun night must be a blast at the Tobia residence.

Authorities obtained permission from Nicole to search the house. In the condition that woman was in, she probably would have agreed to a lobotomy…they should have asked. Not suprisingly, drugs were found in the home. They found a glass pipe with meth  residue, several clear baggies with meth  residue, a clear baggie with approximately one gram of meth and one clear bag with marijuana in Nicole’s purse.

Little Johnny’s room proved to be treasure trove as well. Several grams of loose marijuana on the nightstand, a glass pipe, clear baggies, and a small scale all containing marijuana residue, a cut plastic tube with cocaine residue, a bottle of vodka and two glasses containing vodka and orange juice. Nicole admitted that she allowed her son and his friends to get high and drunk at her house. Wow! What a cool mom!

The conditions of the home were less than satisfactory. The 2-year-old’s crib was broken and falling apart, there was rotting food on the counter, very little ‘edible’ food in the house, and the milk in the frig had gone bad a week ago. If tweakers have all this damn energy, why the hell don’t they put it to good use and clean their house? Oh yeah, priorities.

Nicole Tobia, 33, was arrested and charged with possession of methamphetamine, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, contributing to the deliquency of a minor, and child abuse. The 2-year-old and Nicole’s other children were placed with their grandmother.

Jonathan Radil and his friend were jailed on charges of possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, and possession of alcohol by a minor. Jonathan faces one extra charge, possession of cocaine. Jonathan was released to the custody of his grandmother and placed on home detention. His friend was released to the custody of his parents.

Great example you’re setting for the young ‘ens, Nicole. If I were you, I wouldn’t be watching the mailbox, waiting on your Mother of the Year nomination.

Tazzzz is pokin’ fun at Nicole in the forums.

Thurman Tubbs and Kristen Kelley

Weaver, Alabama - On Friday of last week, 11-year-old Kristen Michelle Kelley was outside jumping on a trampoline with her friend, when she saw a Sprite bottle sitting on the corner of a nearby retaining wall. After taking a drink, she ran inside her home choking exclaiming that she thought she had drank kerosene. The bottle did not contain Sprite, or kerosene…but rather hydrochloric acid. The bottle and its contents belonged to her cousin, Thurman Wayne Tubbs, who lived in a camper nearby, the contents being one of the ingredients he used to make meth.

Kristen was taken to Children’s Hospital in Birmingham. Family members said she suffered severe injuries to her throat and stomach. Her injuries are so severe that as of Wednesday, it was not known if she will survive. She can move her feet and hands and nod her head. If she does survive, chances are she will probably require an IV or feeding tube for the rest of her life.

On Tuesday, after learning that a meth lab may have been involved with the incident, a search warrant was executed and officers found six meth labs in the camper. Thurman Wayne Tubbs, who had fled the scene before police arrived, had been allowed to move his camper on to their property by the girl’s parents, Phil and Denise Kelley. No drugs were found in the parent’s home and no charges will be filed against them. If Kristen survives her injuries, Thurman Wayne Tubbs will be charged with first-degree assault. If she does not, more serious charges will be filed. So far his name has not been released to the press and he is still at large.But be sure we will have his name in this article as soon as it is known, and a picture to replace the girl whose life he has needlessly altered, or possibly ended.

Thanks for the forum article Dakota, and to anonymous for some other details.

Port Angeles, WA–Ya know something? People suck…some more than others. Take Ronald Last Jr. for example. He spotted a dead baby in a dumpster and did absolutely nothing about it. Even worse, the dead baby was his own grandson.

Last didn’t report finding the dead baby, but a neighbor did. When authorities arrived at the scene on Friday, they found the dumpster had already been emptied. Authorities were able to put two and two together when Last’s roommate called police that same day to report that Last’s 16-year-old daughter had given birth in the home on December 30, but there was no baby to be found. Last and his daughter were both arrested and the search for the tiny body began.

About 25-30 search officials spent much of Monday sifting through 60 tons of garbage. At about 2:10 p.m. Monday afternoon, three days after the investigation began, the body of a baby boy was found. An autopsy revealed that the baby was full term, had been alive when born, and had died by ‘homicidal violence of undetermined etiology.’

According to a court affidavit filed Monday, the teen ‘put her baby’s face down into a toilet and allowed it to drown for several minutes until it died. Then she threw her son into the trash can outside in a plastic garbage bag.’ Last discovered the body in the trash later that day. His daughter told him that she had given birth in the home then threw the baby in the trash. Police say he left the body in the garbage and let city trash collectors come pick up the can without telling anybody what he’d found.

Last, a convicted felon four times over, was also found to be in possession of marijuana, methamphetamine, and a .357 handgun.

Police say the girl moved to Port Angeles in October from Pueblo, Colorado, where she had lived with her mother. Whether or not her father knew she was pregnant upon her arrival is unknown. While it may take a month or more to determine the baby’s parentage, it is believed that the father of the dead newborn is an adult male in Colorado.

Ronald Last Jr., 41, was charged Monday with being a felon in possession of a firearm and possession of methamphetamine, both felonies, and with concealing a birth, a gross misdemeanor. His bail was set at $10,000. He remains in Clallam County Jail. He is to have no contact with his daughter.

Bail was set at $500,000 for the teen girl. She remains in juvenile detention for investigation of first-degree murder. She will be charged as an adult.

It can’t be repeated enough…most states have a Safe Haven law. The law allows a parent to leave their unharmed newborn with an employee at any hospital or staffed fire station within 72 hours of birth without fear of prosecution.

Heather Lynn Best

Provo, UT–Demonites and Denizens…we all get a little crazy around the holidays, right? I bet everyone has a story to tell. Heather Best? She has quite a tale to tell. A tale of meth, some nekkid hyjinx, a dash of havoc with a pinch of mayhem, and topped off with a good bite.

Heather Lynn Best, 33, went on a rampage last Saturday evening. After trashing her own home…breaking dishes, trashing lamps, and overturning a bird cage, Heather decided to terrorize her neighbors a bit. She ran nekkid through the neighborhood, in sub-freezing temps, screaming like a banshee and banging on windows and doors. She entered one couple’s home, grabbed some of their household items and tossed ‘em all off the balcony. Good times, gooooood times.

Eventually, police were able to catch up to the crazed woman…but she wasn’t going down easy. In an attempt to shackle her, one officer got bit in the upper thigh. Bit hard enough that the skin broke. Hope he’s had his shots!!

Best put this show on in full view of her 6-year-old son. Classy. She is now sitting in jail facing charges of resisting arrest, child abuse, disorderly conduct, assault on a peace officer, possession of methamphetamine, public intoxication, and criminal mischief. Her bond has been set at $7,500. Her son and the bird have both been removed from the home and placed elsewhere. Meth…it’s bad.

Tazzzz is all over this in the forums. Thanks Tazzzz!