St. Bernard, Ohio – Brooke Watts has been in a hell of a mess.   Unfortunately, Brooke’s kids were living in it with her.   Watts, 27, was arrested on Tuesday night after police officers found her and her three children, ages1, 4, and 7, living in filth.  Bonus, there were meth ingredients lying around.  Double plus bonus, the kids all had head lice and bugs were everywhere – even in the food in the refrigerator.  Well, that’ll put me right back on my diet.    Fortunately for the kids, a social worker did her job and alerted the cops after she showed up to visit the family and found that despite repeated warnings, the place was an unlivable nightmare of ewww.   I know, right?  A repeat visit, and the place still had masses of messes all up in it?  But of course, my darling denizens.  Because cleaning the house before Child Protective Services drops by just feels wrong, somehow, y’know? [Read more...]

Tulsa, OK – Just like the old saying, “play with  fire and you’re bound to get burned,” 33-year old Nicole Partridge learned a horrific lesson on just how bad being involved with meth can be. Around 2 p.m. this last FridayFriday reviews, police received a 911 call from Partridge after a domestic dispute with her 23-year old boyfriend, Kenneth McCurley. They found Partridge outside a residence critically burned, from the neck down. Partridge told firefighters who responded to the scene that after dousing her with gasoline, McCurley threw a cigarette on her to ignite a fire. [Read more...]

Jersey City, New Jersey – Nicole Bobek was a pretty decent American figure skater. Back in 1995 she was the U.S. Champion, and won a bronze medal at the World Figure Skating Championships. So where is she now? Well, a lot of things change in 15 years, especially when you start messing around with meth. It truly is one hell of a drug. On July 6, Bobek was arrested at her home in Florida, charged with conspiracy to distribute methamphetamine. New Jersey police have accused her, and 19 other people, of being a part of a drug ring they had been investigating for over a year. [Read more...]

Branch, Arkansas–I’m not going to take up a lot of your time with this shitstain, fellow Demonites, but I’ve been wanting to get this guy on the Dreamin’ Demon for a few days now. I would nominate him for a Darwin Award, but he’s just too stupid to qualify. Please meet Roy Achterberg: Meth smokin’, electricity stealin’, mentally defective, bonehead extraordinaire. [Read more...]

Atescadero, California–Oh damn…every now and then I come across a story that makes me want to laugh hysterically, cry, scream, and vomit…all at the same time. This would be one of those stories. This one…well, it has a little bit of everything. We’ve got drug trafficking, canine coitus, canine copulation, a couple of fetishes, with a dash of child porn. Oh yeah, and videotape. [Read more...]

Federal Way, Washington–I must admit, I have a very vivid imagination. Too vivid. When I come across stories like this, they play out in my head, over and over, in high def…whether I want them to or not. It’s a curse. Shit like this keeps me up at night, my brain buzzing with questions. My biggest question, in this case, is…Timothy, do you take your little show on the road? I’d pay handsomely if you would show up at my upcoming family reunion. [Read more...]

Charleston, W. Virginia–You see them behind the wheel every day–eating, reading the paper, breastfeeding, applying makeup, doing their nails, texting–multi-taskers. Some are good at it…I once watched a woman simultaneously eat an Egg McMuffin, apply mascara, carry on a conversation with a passenger, and smack the crap outta the screaming kid in the back seat…while driving down the highway at 65-70. Never swerved, not even once. I must say, I was impressed! What is my point? Hell if I know. Let’s move on. [Read more...]

Nicole Marie Tobia

Punta Gorda, Florida–Tweakers and crackheads, when they aren’t abusing, neglecting, molesting, killingKilling Floor reviews, or harming others, really crack me up. Yes, their ignorance amuses me. Nicole Marie Tobia needs to be chuckled at, bitch-slapped, thrown into rehab, and have her uterus repossessed. KnowingKnowing reviews that this crazy tweaker has already contributed to the population gives me a headache.

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UPDATE – 42-year-old Thurman Wayne Tubbs surrendered at the police station between on Thursday evening. He is being held at the Calhoun County Jail.

Thurman Tubbs and Kristen Kelley

Weaver, Alabama - On Friday of last week, 11-year-old Kristen Michelle Kelley was outside jumping on a trampoline with her friend, when she saw a Sprite bottle sitting on the corner of a nearby retaining wall. After taking a drink, she ran inside her home choking exclaiming that she thought she had drank kerosene. The bottle did not contain Sprite, or kerosene…but rather hydrochloric acid. The bottle and its contents belonged to her cousin, Thurman Wayne Tubbs, who lived in a camper nearby, the contents being one of the ingredients he used to make meth.

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Port Angeles, WA–Ya know something? People suck…some more than others. Take Ronald Last Jr. for example. He spotted a dead baby in a dumpster and did absolutely nothing about it. Even worse, the dead baby was his own grandson.

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Heather Lynn Best

Provo, UT–Demonites and Denizens…we all get a little crazy around the holidays, right? I bet everyone has a story to tell. Heather Best? She has quite a tale to tell. A tale of meth, some nekkid hyjinx, a dash of havoc with a pinch of mayhem, and topped off with a good bite.

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Newberry County, SC – Heather Rising had a meth lab.  Heather Rising had a boyfriend who helped her with her meth lab.  Heather Rising had a beautiful, little 3-year-old daughter with her in the home with the meth lab.  The meth lab went BOOM.  The boyfriend went BOOM.   And Heather Rising went to jail. [Read more...]

The beautiful Michelle and Maria Stancati displaying the positive effects of meth use

SOUTH BEND, IND – On Tuesday, the fire department responded to a house fire at 511 E. Woodside St., South Bend. While there, firefighters detected a strong smell of ammonia and found what appeared to be a meth lab. InsideInside reviews the home at the time were twin sisters Michelle and Maria Stancati, both 35. They have each been charged with one count of dealing in methamphetamine within 1,000 feet of school property. They also both happen to be local school teachers.
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