Tampa, FL – Not much to say here. All you got to do is listen. Joshua Basso said he made sex calls to 911 because his cell phone was out of minutes and 911 was the only number he could call for free. It does contain audio of a loser masturbating, so you’ve been warned.

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Detroit, Michigan – A 21-year-old woman had a delinquent bill with a local Rent-A-Center. So a bill collector was sent to her house to discuss her delinquent account. I wasn’t even aware that RentRent reviews-A-Center did that. Anyway, 43-year-old George Herron arrived and sometime during their conversation things turned sexual in nature. Herron told the woman that he could make her Rent-A-Center bill disappear if she performed a sex act on him. He then pulled out his dick and placed her hand on it. When she removed her hand, he decided he didn’t need her anyway, finished masturbating and then left. The woman called police after he called her back and suggested another meeting. Herron was charged with two accounts of criminal sexual conduct in the forth degree and one account of  aggravated indecent exposure. [Read more...]

Fort Worth, TX – People will never cease to amaze me. I know I’ve said it before, and I’m gonna say it again – just when I think I’ve seen it all, heard it all, read it all – along comes another story that makes me say, “What. The. Hell.” Last Monday, a 77-year-old woman was roused from her slumber by the sound of her doorbell ringing at about 1:30 a.m. When she got to the door, the person on the other side forced his way in by kicking it in. Once inside, the man grabbed the woman by the arm, forced her into a chair, and proceeded to jack off in front of her. Then the fucker demanded that the woman get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. Oh no he didn’t! [Read more...]

Opelousas, LA – Psssst! Come here. CloserCloser reviews. I got a secret for ya. You wanna know what it takes to get me all hot and bothered? Forget diamonds and pearls or cars and money. Nah – to get me going you gotta get my ass down to the local courthouse. Oh yeah, baby. The courthouse does it for me every time. The disgruntled employees, the long lines, the malingering odors, that sexy fluorescent lighting – it’s hot. I can barely contain myself just thinking about the sexiness that is a visit to the courthouse. The only thing that could possibly be more enjoyable would be a trip to Wal-Mart on Christmas Eve. Frank Lahay must feel the same way, for he was busted, on camera, jerkin’ his gherkin at the St. Landry Parish Courthouse. He was mighty thorough about it, too. [Read more...]

INDIANTOWN, Florida – 45-year-old Terry Bell was housed in the Martin Correctional Institution serving a life sentence for sexual battery on a victim under the age of 12. His cellmate was 29-year-old Ricky Silva who was serving life in prison for robbery, carjacking and kidnapping. At some point Bell thought it would be pretty cool idea to jack-off to a photograph of one of Silva’s underage relatives. Silva caught him doing it and was not real happy about it. At around 2:40 a.m Wednesday, a corrections officer was conducting his hourly cell checks when he found Bell dead on the bottom bunk with a black shoestring wrapped tightly around his neck. Ricky Silva admitted to killing Bell and has been charged with first degree murder. [Read more...]